Super Planet Dolan

Seeing as we already had a Mr Enter and Pan Pizza thread, let's bitch about more shitty YouTube celebs!

What's Holla Forums opinion on Danger Dolan and his videos? They're shit

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Once again another one of those 'top ten' shits but the only advantage he has is that people are drooling over Shima and the bird chick. Dolan's voice itself is okay in small doses but repeated I can't see much future for it, he's got that shit of it only sounds 'good' because he's got an accent.

Seriously though if it wasn't for all the Shima porn (and blatant pandering to it) then these vids wouldn't be popular.

Doesn't Dolan steal lists too? Everytime I see one of these Top Ten lists I always feel like it was taken from somewhere else.

The fact that he's basing his "character" off of a shitty internet meme, yeah I'd say creativity isn't this guy's strong suite.

the fact that danger dolan rips off a really shitty forced meme and makes himself that meme is some meta faggotry. serious meta faggotry.

"Here I'll make myself THE meme itself."

People like Dolan made me realize the raw money making potential of top ten shit. The videos are so fucking simple, it's clickbait that isn't too obvious and really bored people will click on several in quick succession. And since you want to what's in the top ten, you'll end watching the whole thing and getting the Youtuber paid since that's how the YT game works.

I feel like any user here could make a top ten and become fairly successful at it.

fuck the videos, lets jerk off to the cat together Holla Forums, like the GOOD OLD DAYS

I just have to see some asshole benefit from selling memes, like Mexico and Spain do, and I'm triggered fucking hard. Fuck this, whatever it is.

EVERYONE steals from each other. Seriously, I know 3 guys with cartoon top 10s. Those are MrEnter, Pan Pizza and PhantomStrider.

They ALL do the same shit.

People get pissed when Dolan isn't doing the narration.

But Dolan can't fucking narrate.

Dolan does that shit where he drivels on about meaningless shit related to the topic. His attempts at humor are always so damn forced and frankly if he just read things straight it would be fine. He keeps trying to be something he's obviously not which is quirky, wacky and random.

The bird is superior.

I don't see you posting anything to prove your statement is right.

He sounds drunk. He spins hissentencesreallycloseandTHEN… pauses.

I don't really care if the lists are stolen on Planet Dolan. I prefer watching the Super Planet Dolan (the one with the q&a). Sadly the animation has been lacking recently, but I enjoyed it when Goo put effort into them.

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He's most likely retarded. Cause you must be retarded to be a famed Youtuber for some reason.

Faggot needs to reign in his retarded accent.

He has clickbait thumbnails that never actually show up in any of the videos they appear on. He does this to get views and ad revenue in the easiest way possible

By default, he's a fucking scumbag. At least, to me he is

Why did he go all fury? Wasn't he just some faggot with a top ten list channel before?

I haven't watched much, but it's pure autism. Especially the cat chick. I can't help but feel the lady voicing her has something wrong with her.

Isn't that every Top Ten video on YouTube?

Speaking of E-celebs
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she's not bad, but she hasn't appeared much.

honestly i would fuck both the bird and the cat, but hey, the cat gets the spotlight.

ALSO, there is a mouse too, apparently…

So I'm guessing this guy only gets views because the cat is hot?

Goddamn furries……

It's Jaltoid all over again.

exactly, nobody cares about his stupid clickbait shit, we just want to see the cat and listen to her soothing voice as she wiggles her round soft ass around the camera.

if they did porn animations with those VAs they'd make a lot more cash.

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Yeah, they're all shitcunts too

Why the fuck are the fat fucks on Youtube those who get in front of cameras the most?! Do they think we wanna see them?!

I would rather have happy sex with that dog superheroine In some other art she's shown interest in humans I mean look at her hips.

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He talks like there's a pair of cocks permanently wedged in his throat.

That didn't stop other audists like Boogie and The Amazing E-Begging Neckbeard from making videos where they blabber on and on and on about pointless shit.

Guess Dolan is smart enough to know he sucks ass at talking.

She's cuter, but does the bird have a booty?


Maybe you need to pay attention to women's voices outside of cartoons, dude.


What happened?


You sound that the type that donates to Camwhores.


Yeah, Bum Dog's great. You forgot the picture of her squatting.

The difference is that their voices are unusual, not that they can't talk. Dolan has trouble pronouncing and enunciating basic words without adding odd, guttural emphasis to random syllables.

He was even worse back on that Danger Dolan channel, it was like a severely drunk autist talking

I had it. Shame I wont get more I really like her.

That's the stuff.

You mean official appearances, because I'm sure there'll be more art of her.

i want more art actually.

I'm sure they'll be more made of her soon. I mean, with a butt like that what's not to love?

what episode is she from? would fuck her too

drew this a while back as a request, might as well post it.

pretty good

still taking pink cat requests?

man i just want to fuck this cat all day long

maybe, I'm pretty out of practice and in the process of redeveloping my foundational skills. I do like all the Dolan chicks though.

It never hurts to leave a request though. If I don't do it there's always a chance somebody else will.

shima wearing a "Make Clickbait Great Again" hat, naked except for said hat. hands on her waist. also pump up those knockers a couple of sizes

Skip to 4:10

god this is unfunny and try hard, but i want to fuck that cat (and that dog)

Webcam that shit faggot.

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I don't wanna give this fag any clicks.

Not posting best stuff

Stop living any time.

Wrong board buddy.

And now I'm interested

IRL sex with hot animals that animal was just acting so hot

Das all she wrote

The bat was female at least

Whats wrong? Cant handle a little girly penus in 2016 of all places?

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i like that thing with the blue stripped pantyhose would suck that dick/10

e621.net/post/index/1/vimhomeless

post more martian

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E621 is incomplete. As much as I hate to mention it his tumblr has a lot more artwork

e621 will always be incomplete, users (either the artist or others) have to upload the pieces for them to be there. Also, there's the retards who get pissy about their art being in e621 and have it removed.

But generally, e621 has everything you need.

hey smokes

Where's that pic about how the e621 mods have to deal with all the shit uploaded there, complete with HYPER ANUS and CHEESE GRATER?

This one?

One of my fetishes is on that list.

the fuck is wrong with these people

Is it rape?

at least the tagging system is so extensive that you can filter out anything you don't like.

i have an account with about 20 or so filters so i don't have to see horrible boner killing stuff while looking for a fap.

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Nope. I don't like fetishes that revolve around hurting other people, so rape/guro/pedo stuff is a big nope for me.

I just want to fuck the bird.

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