Massage parlors

The ones open at 1' in the morning and staffed by ladies in lingerie probably aren't going to be legitimate.

You're assuming it's up to her.

It's not a regulated industry, so what you can get will depend on the place. When asking for what you want, you need to be both clear and discreet – pantomime what you're expecting, and see how much she wants. I doubt you'll be able to get a blowjob for 50$, though. Probably closer to 80-100.

k listen up cowboy, that website will help you get your doohickey wet

just know that koreans always put out and sometimes your can errmmm forcefully persuade the chinks to go further

not going to get young fresh meat unless you live near the coasts

thais are great if you can find them, made one of them cry in San Fran after I was done fucking a HOT 18 fresh off the boat korean next door

Overall, amps are much better than some fucking backpage whore queen because they know how to treat a man right now giddy up

90% of the time the woman giving you the handjob/blowjob is old, like 50+ old.
If you like old asian women then massage parlors are for you.
If you see an attractive girl in there its likely she's her daughter and is a student but doesn't work there.

this. they are meant for legal, clean, real massages only. it's to help your body, not do sexual stuff.

the handies you get from old asians are mind blowing. they're better than 98% of sex with women. allegedly. don't waste the cash.

Do your research and you'll learn where in your general area to get what you want. Make sure your intel is current: people get shuffled around all the time. Also look up the going rate for various services so you don't get ripped off and/or make it more expensive for everyone else.

Also know that results may vary. It might take more than one visit for them to get to know you and to get the menu to fully open up, especially if you look like a creeper and/or cop. At other times and places with other people you can get what you want the first time; basically you pay your money and take your chances.

just get an honest, straight-up prostitute

that way you'll know what you're gonna get and how much it will cost

you mean slaves

one place I went to recently, the chinks both had the same scar on their upper bicep

FO HAND! FO HAND MASSAGE!

you are autistic

what did he mean by this?

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- could be because they are vaccinated
- they all look the same
- tragic accident?

thanks for ctr, officer

fun fact: the vast majority of human slaves especially children work in factories like this: ap.org/explore/seafood-from-slaves/global-supermarkets-selling-shrimp-peeled-by-slaves.html not selling their bodies for sex on the streets or in brothels or massage parlors.

anyone who is a seasoned john knows that the average prostitute not an STD infested junkie selling ass on the street is a woman way beyond the age of consent and knows exactly what she is doing and is not a slave to anyone. The occasional younger woman in her 20s is just picking up quick cash for various reasons and doesn't not consider herself a careerist. If you get one, you're lucky, because the majority of hookers are older women, which actually is a good thing because they have good skills, experience, so there's virtually no bullshit to deal with. if you come across the occasional dud, you just move on and find a better one.

people who want to fuck child prostitutes go to countries where that shit is controlled by the GOVERNMENT who pull the strings via local street gangs. the governments of the world are not in the dark about what goes on in the shadows…they just cherry pick what to enforce to satisfy public demand for "justice" or when they are not receiving their cut of the action from "uppity" gangsters who end up dead and hanging from meat hooks.

tl;dr governments control human slavery

nah, if certain characters could find legit young hookers I - I mean they - would be all over that sheeeeeeit
closest was some 18 year old flip on backpage who had no idea what she was doing or maybe this one parlor girl in Houston who asked me to be bf

regardless, having the same circular burn scar on both arms of this legit massage parlor I managed to get extras at is a bit suspect

one parlor I waltzed into, the girls were alone in there shooting up dope and pretty shocked to see me and let me tell you they were not having fun
that place was later closed down, shame

these girls get shuffled around back and forth all over the states and who knows how what or who has them under control and you bet your ass they are only making teeps

and who would refer to themselves as a "john" lol… how degrading
the proper term for this sort of thing is hobbyist

fuck you man, my dad's name was John

Yeah no clue who would call themselves John.

Pretty fucking ugly name.

then your mother must be a WHORE

when I was pulling out of that chink and walking to my rented ferrari in Houston, some other rich schmuck pulled up in his mercedes and gave me the nod

that's a legit feel only hobbyists can know

amp king out

in many foreign countries they still inoculate you for polio, hence the round thingy on your arm. I'm old and back when I was a kid they still gave you a polio shot with one of those air guns. I got a mark on my left arm but its barely visible.

Depends on the place. Generally more popular places in the city keep younger girls… then as they get older they move to the less quality places and area's outside cities (places on trucking routes, industrial area's and the like).

Most will suck for cash. Some won't though. Generally if they do, they'll ask you what you want at some point during the massage. If they don't you could always ask her if she'll use her mouth or how much for suck or something along those lines. It'll vary by area, but it's 60-120 around here… usually towards the top end of that.

If you're good looking or you appeal to them in some other way (young and timid looking, etc), they'll be more inclined to do what you want and they'll ask for less money. When I worked out regularly I could get FS for $80-100. I got a little fat and stopped manscaping and now the girls at the same place want $120 for suckee suckee.

Try a few different places. If you find a girl who does a good job, remember her fucking name and start asking for her or even calling in advance and reserving her/booking an apt. Good rubntug girls are hard to find.

bump

It's a shame this thread is so devoid of good porn.

More?

Don't where all you guys are at or if you guys have much experience, but you know you pay the house ~40 for the half hr "massage", then of course if its your first time or they think you're sketch they might not send the young girl out to you in case of you being a cop or something and you'll get the older mature asian lady, you can try something there if that floats your boat, but if you get the young ones then yea for another 40-50 for a hand, 80 for suck, and 100 for full. But like most are saying it depends where you're from, in my area i wouldn't pay more than 100 for the full service, and these are nice young girls who like to flirt and will at least act like they're into it, not no disinterested crusty ho

My experience consists of one trip to a non-Asian massage parlor. I guess because I was nervous and don't look like a cop, and because they were about to close and she wanted to GTFO, she basically laid it out for me: handjob, blowjob, or a "sensual full-body nude massage" (lol) which meant she would get naked, lay up on the table with me and whatever happens happens. I only wanted a handjob. She tried to upsell me to a blowjob by promising that she gave very good head, for which she was asking $120. I forget how much sex was and how much I actually paid for the handjob, but the handjob was obviously less than $120, and the sex was more, but less than $200. Even so, she was 40+, not ugly, but not pretty or even cute, and had an ok body. I thought she was asking too much for sex, tbh.

asians are degenerate, greedy whores

just post on craigslist or whatever local foreign equivalent in your country that you are looking for "intimate massage" and be very selective with responses

the holy grail is finding a nice woman who is "normal" in real life and is your personal, secret whore for cash. amateurs are the way to go. asians are pro whores who have been pimped by asian gangs since they were 5 years old. do not play their game.

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I don't know what you're on about. I said it was a non-Asian parlor.

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>sexually attracted to

Is there something like this for Australia? I've been to the local chinese massage twice now and haven't worked up the courage to straight up ask them.

technically, 12 is

technically, your ancestors were all child fucking pedophiles

My friend got an in-home Asian tug job. $100 and he got an hour long full body massage, followed by a 10 min handy. He said for the handy part she took off her top and shoved her a-cup tits in his face.

He said he handy wasn't as great as he was hoping for it to be, but the full body massage was actually awesome.

whites shouldn't have sexual interaction

its rape.

your 'friend' is an idiot

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No, I'd say avoid it. You probably won't even be able to get off. Sorry.

You could look through backpage for escorts but I would say avoid this as well.

If there was a secret for easy sexual release, we'd all be dog piling it. But there simply isn't.

special snowflake detected

do you really expect that your first few awkward experiences are meant to replace sex within an idealized relationship which you will never experience?

like everything else in life, you adjust your expectations according to your experience level and the realities of the situation. there's nothing stopping an user from searching around and finding a decent bitch who gets the job done with minimal to no awkwardness at a reasonable price

it's called the world's oldest profession because it works…and never forget that the vast majority of guys who use such services are married or in a relationship

just think about it. Wouldn't it be easier if we just banned whites to have sex, alltogether? Why do we have to beat it around the bush, we know who's behind the mysogonystic propaganda and all the oppression, we know how much evil whites have caused. Let's just make sure they stop breeding, since that is what we will end up eventually anyway.

Gonna need a source on this one. I find it easy to believe about, say, the 50s, when the vast majority of guys were in one of those situations. Not so much now.

i'm sure i could find more scholarly sources if i cared to, but you're too fucking dumb and lazy to actually search for facts, so all you get is what 5 seconds on google will supply to a lazy, worthless nigger such as yourself:

huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/29/prostitution-johns-study_n_2973116.html

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7257623.stm

therichest.com/rich-list/11-surprising-facts-about-american-prostitution/

statisticbrain.com/prostitution-statistics/

havocscope.com/prostitution-statistics/

>1 million prostitutes live in the U.S. (according to official stats the actual number is probably much, much higher)

businessinsider.com/there-are-42-million-prostitutes-in-the-world-and-heres-where-they-live-2012-1

1843magazine.com/story/the-economics-of-high-end-prostitutes

vice.com/read/the-life-of-1930s-parisian-prostitutes-440

Yeah, I don't really care enough to sift through all that. I wouldn't even go through your 'scholarly sources' on this trivial subject matter.

implying the post was intended for you

Suck a dick, faggot

lel

I can use buzzwords too

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Why not just hire a regular hooker?

Streetwalkers are drug- and STD-ridden, and the good escorts can run you upwards of $200 to $300 an hour. Massage parlors hit that happy medium, and sometimes you get lucky and also get a good massage too.

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IDK OP, seems like you could always jerk it at the house

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Learn the difference between an escort and a cut-rate whore.

is there a difference other than price?