Okay Holla Forums i have an unusual tale for you

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There is not enough semen in this thread, plus I don't like the fact that you don't like what I like!

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This is fake and gay. I used to import produce for a major retail outlet. (It rhymes with 'balls smart'.) I know for a fact that bananas don't set off Homeland Security radiation detectors because the detectors are all calibrated to dangerous isotopes of Americium, Caesium, Plutonium etc. - not to the miniscule amount of low level safer variety isotopes found in some food and drink.

Different isotopes and different types of radiation (ionising vs non-ionising, alpha vs beta vs gamma vs X-ray) are NOT the same. No-one with any understanding of this topic would make OP's shitty post. It would be like saying that the visible-light camera in your iPhone could also take an X-ray image of your bones. It's junk.

This is probably some kind of PR company shilling for the nuclear power industry, to desensitive us to radiation risks. I've been finding this shit more and more on social media and in the news. If I had to take a guess, it's part of the nuclear industry's PR efforts for covering up for the fact that rad levels are dangerously high on the West Coast, due to the Fukushima meltdown-explosions pissing radiation into the Pacific for years. They're hiding it as much as they can because if the truth got out, the lawsuits against the companies involved (US uranium miners, General Electric, Toshiba, etc.) would make the lawsuits against Big Tobacco look like chickenfeed. It would be trillion-dollar damages.

There's a reason the Northern Pacific is seeing unprecedented mass die offs of whales, sea lions, sharks, and once-abundant species of fish and seabirds. There's a reason that commercial fisheries are slowly collapsing. There's a reason the government stopped posting rad station data online for everyone to see, and dramatically raised 'safe' rad levels in food and water. There's a reason there's been such a massive drop off in insects and birds on the West Coast. And there's a reason it's all happened since Fukushima.

If you don't believe me, ask yourself what's more likely: a) OP's faggot story about bananas being inspected by men in lead suits, or b) the world's worst ever nuclear calamity, which has not yet been contained, pissing deadly radiation into the Pacific. Fukushima Daiichi had hundreds of times the fissile material of 'Little Boy' and 'Fat Man' in its reactors and stored in its fuel pools. The Fukusima Daiichi explosion generated thousands of tons more radioactive materials within 24 hours, spreading contamination to millions of tons of soil in the local area - and that contamination gets washed into the Pacific when it rains. The currents have taken that radiation across the Pacific, to the West Coast.

Tepco's Fukushima Daiichi power plant is a giant dirty bomb.

Bullshit argument. You never hear about elves either, so by your standards they must be real too.

So are you saying OP is lying about having radioactive bananas, or that he's right because fukuchichi diki thingy.

Those that write the regulations often have little to no understanding of what they mean. This seems like a perfect example.

You are an idiot, try not speaking on subjects you don't understand to avoid it being so obvious to others.

user, pls

sauce?

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