Confessions Thread

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This is my story. I'll post the spoilers if anyone wants to read them.

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You’re a test subject at Aperture Science, to awaken to nothing but the company of GLaDOS. She can’t help but tease you and irritate you. You’re human, you have needs, you have no other choice but to give GLaDOS what she deserves.

I'm watching the new Ghostbusters movie right now, and I'm actually kinda enjoying it

the blond girl is really cracking me up

Nigga tell me something I don't know

Don't fall in love with her she's a stone cold lesbian.

I feel like the only thing I live for nowadays is sleep, while everything else just feels like filler.

I am too scared to close my eyes when I wash my hair under the shower because I think someone will grab me.

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it's okay, I'm already in love with one lesbian. I have no desire to repeat it

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I fell in love with a femboy camwhore wannabe pornstsr and abased myself trying to make them happy for nearly 6 months and nearly drove myself insane in the process.

And it still bothers me even now.

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I like Holla Forums, I like memes, I like pepe. I post in Holla Forums threads on all boards. You are just a mad faggot who likes to complain instead of doing something useful himself.

If I see religious or political debates, I always argue for the side against which I am because I know that nothing is ever going to come of such debates and that it's better to just extract keks from them.

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idk why but that pic gave me a hard dick. Her feet, her ass, the fact that she is sitting on a pillow. I mean she is not that good looking and I have no idea why, but for some reason that pic just makes me hard.

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Hold the fuck on user. How the fuck do you have fugue states like this last for 6 months? How can you have periods of time where you don't know what's a dream and what's reality? They just merge? Did you go to the doctor?

Are you seeing a therapist about it? Are you member of the New Jersey mob? Are you the main character of an HBO original crime-thriller that reinvented mature story telling and singularly kicked off the phenomenon that we now call "The New Golden Age of Television"?

I have a lot of questions but lets start there.

How do you make internet friends in this day and age?

Holla Forums is basically Holla Forumschan. If you don't like nazis go the fuck back to shitchan.

I have a whole book shelf full of books people have given me as gifts because they think I'm a big reader. I haven't read a single one.I think people got the impression I read a lot because when ever someone calls me and asks me what I've been doing I usually say reading but really I was watching porn or some shlock action movie that I muted so they can't hear over the phone.

I consider myself fairly left-wing, yet find myself increasingly drawn to Trump. If I told any of my friends, I'd probably be ostracised cause they're all left-wing normies.

I think it is time for you to find new friends.

Embrace it. Become the man you were destined to be, not a shallow husk. Come be with your brethren You're not a nigger, kike or spic, right?

It's an objective fact. Take a look at 4chan Holla Forums for example.

Since when was this something to be ashamed of?

I killed myself

I hear that. If a chick is disinterested or distant I'm way attracted, but as soon as she shows interest in me I just wanna ignore her and make her feel bad and lonely. Then I do and they're distant again but now I want them to want me again.

Fuck that sounds terrible typed out like that.

I like to listen to people poop. i find kid grunts are the best, espicialy if they wheez at trying to push.

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It was partly because my sleep schedule was really random, and my only schedule was two classes that started at 8 AM on Monday and Wednesday, so sometimes I just stayed up late enough to go to them, and other times I would wake up for it, and sometimes I would just go days on end without sleep, and by days on end I mean like three to five, and other times I would sleep 17 hours a day, several days in a row. So, as you can expect I suffered from random bouts of sudden tiredness, so I would fall asleep strange places sometimes, and I knew this. I also would suffer from violently vivid dreams, and dreams within dreams, and a few instances of waking up thinking I was someone else. I often didn't want to be awake because my life was miserable so my wilfull dreaming begin to bleed into real life. When I'm in a dream I can never remember the pre-face, why I am where I am, what's going on, who I am, but during that time I couldn't remember any of those things about real life for the most part.

Speaking of going to the doctor, I also started losing weight. Like five pounds every two weeks, and I wasn't heavy to begin with. I started drinking a Carnation instant breakfast every day, drinking a gallon of whole vitamin D enriched milk a week, and three to four slices of white bread, plain, a day, in addition to any meals or snacks I had, but I continued to lose weight at the same pace. Frequently my eyelids would swell up while I slept, one time it got so bad that my right eye would only open halfway for almost three days. I had some other general ailments, but I've blocked most of those out. However I do distinctly remember coughing up blood once, but no I never saw a doctor.

If you wondered why I worry about having AIDS, wonder no more.

I will probably never see a therapist. My family has no connections to New Jersey, and most of my family's connections to the mob have died away. Not a drop of Italian blood in my veins. I hope this is all a TV show. I hope it gets cancelled.

I sometimes wish I had a girlfriend to do rape roleplay with.

For girls, reddit has been the easiest place in the last few years, but let me know if you have better ideas. Twitter is also a great way to make internet friends but I have a sort of "no girls allowed" rule on twitter; I don't want to compromise myself by thirsting

Yeah, I actually do love to read, I just never do it. Haven't read a book cover to cover in over a month, maybe 2-3 months.

get a prostitute

Nah. I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that, it'd be too easy for them to exploit. I'd need to form a bond of mutual trust with my partner, which isn't exactly simple.

Where do yo go on reddit? Because I tried it a few years back and got cancer.

false equivalency

Another reason to never poop in public. Thanks user!

bewmp

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I don't like my GF I just need the pussy.

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I'm a fucking mess guys.

I put on my robe and wizard hat…

I gave 50 bucks to a bum once. I haven't seen him again. Hopefully he bought a bunch of heroine and overdosed.

i smiteth thee with an immense passion for some Gaaaay shit equal to that of a thousand suns. there aint enough room for two straight virgin wizards in this thread.

MMOs are made for that sorta thing

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That's what they're for, and they love it BTW.

funnyordie.com/videos/94cd43b56f/katy-perry-votes-naked

I don't like my GF, but I just can't live without getting pussy on a regular basis.

Your a class A degenerate user

get a prostitute