Every fucking time I talk to a normie they comment saying I talk/act/walk like a robot

Every fucking time I talk to a normie they comment saying I talk/act/walk like a robot.

An r9k robot, or a literal robot

beboop boop boop beep

Normies tell me I walk too fast.
Fucking normies walk too slow.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Pass Turing test or GTFO

But you are.

Go. Be with your kind:

>>>/r9k/

Obviously they mean a real robot because they have no idea what r9k is.

I'm too baked to know that though

I walk fast too, but I'm aware that my walking fast probably looks awkward, so I try to slow it down, and then they say I walk like a robot.

The only reason I try to walk so perfectly is because some girl told me I waddled in high school
I DON'T WADDLE.

Fucking normies… they can't be pleased


what am I blade runner?

reply "understood"

FUCKING NORMIES tell me I move like an imp from Doom.

I throw a fucking fireball at them

if you ignore them they go away

if they chase you unleash robot powers

Wait. Do I know you?

I'm sorry, op, but i don't understand what you are saying.

op THINKS HE IS A SEX ROBOT, AND CONFESSING HIS SICK TWISTED FANTASIES on Holla Forums

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Adam?

That's a symptom of ass burgers. Visit a shrink to collect your NEET bux

if it were that easy..

It's not easy but it's worth it

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