Torturing god

Hey what if God, as a human, came back and posed as his son and tricked the security state into spying on his brain with nano technology? What if they tortured him for a year because its protocol using satilite microwave cannonc and projected voices into his head claiming he is the devil? If you were God and just trying to chill and you kept getting harrassed by this stupid fucking moronic security state, what sort of changes would you make to the planet immediately? What sort of punishment is in order??

What if you are god and are just trying to trick me into being naughty?

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No no no, God gave birth to Jesus so he is a demi. That's why they say the son is like the father God damn it this is about nanotechnology infesting God's weirdly mortal body. No one answered the question.

If gods also doing it you will not get in trouble.

Old Testament, embed
New Testament, prob pull the ol switcharoo and give the spying to the masses and ask for 4 Our Fathers or something
New New Testament? Probably whine on a tumblr post and start a whitehouse.gov petition.

Wait, why would he trick them into spying on him?

If gods also doing it you will not get in trouble.


There's a part in the Bible where it says he will put himself in the way of every trap.

God's into dudes?

take your meds

What if I told you the Sentry was one of Superman's children???

Look I'm going to tell this to you once. A shemale on female is less gay then man on female.

OMG you're right!

A shemale on male is also less gay than man on man.

what if one man has a vagina? both men?

That's mostly gay for straight men. That's a good test actually. If you are purely bisexual you wouldn't care either way.

doggy style with one vagina'd man seems at least 60% not gay.

Makes about as much sense as the first time Jesus walked the Earth.

god is dead

Look it's an attempt to reveal illegal activity and point it out.

According to Catholic Church doctrine, angels have no genitals.

They torture Jesus to death. Then we spend the next 2000 years wearing miniature tasers round our necks or something - just like last time.

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god is all knowing
god is all powerful
yet he let satan loose and made us all miserable
he even made adam and eve eat the fruit he arbitrarily prohibited them from eating so he could make them eat it and punish all of his (human) creation for something he intentionally caused
he came back to build a fan club but in his infinite knowledge he made it in such way that people are both fans of his and live constantly with doubt
he punishes people for the heck of it, builds countless other lifeforms specifically to cause us pain and death and countless intricacities in the human condition to make us feel bad
God isn't your friend, god is your enemy.
Christians are pussies and traitors of mankind