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HOL UP

WUZ YOU BE SAYIN'

I don't know what I expected.

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I can already see the intro

how does he even fit that ridiculous afro into the helmet?

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So why not have her be her own new hero REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That would have offered so much potential, image her ending up rivaling Iron Man… that'd be interesting.

Every roboty suit person has to be iron man. It is known.

Fucking Marvel is cucking itself, I swear to god.

I really don't get this. They already have War Machine.

Cornrows would have made more sense if they're going for nigger hair but somehow every nigger has to have an afro.


This is going to be like Miles where everything is given to him isn't it?

Just a reminder, Bendis literally wants to get fucked by black men.

You really think marvel's hacks want to draw cornrows over and over?

The only way this could end up cool is if she's advertised as the brand new up and coming diverse hero only for Marvel to pull a twist and have the 15 year old be a supervillain who's as smart as Tony. I don't want any more Mary Sues advertised to me as empowering diversity.


Rhodey died in Civil War II, so we get a new power armor black character nigh immediately, almost as if Rhodey's actual character didn't matter and his blackness was a quota to be filled.


There's more black hairstyles than cornrows, afros, and bald. That's the thing I hate about this shoehorned diversity in comics. All of the black heroes have the same haircuts.

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this fucking bullshit never ends!

SOCJUS NEEDS TO GO AWAY!

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Are more women actually reading comics or is it a WWE style problem where men are just leaving faster?

From Time:


So you have Bendis whose never heard of a story where a black person who's life is tragically mangled by street violence, moves onto better things through hard work and determination. I swear like 60% of stories I see black people in are this story.

Notice the sheer self-absorbtion in this. Lol, take that silly boys, you want me and you're just made you can't sleep with me! NOTICE ME GODDAMN YOU

WE WUZ SUPAHEROZ N SHIET

Iunno. Either way I think readers would be happier if, instead of replacing already existing characters, Marvel created new superheroes. Ultimely I don't know because I don't read superhero comics, though

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Where is mah storytime? You think I can get offended by a cover these days? You want a thread, you show me EVERYTHING.

I guess that's a suitably black name.

What classic Ironman villain will get thrown under the bus to show how she's even better at being Iron Man than Tony was? Or should I be asking "How many"?


It's not out yet, dumbass.

Then who cares? Everyone already sperged out as much as they cared to when they saw her on the Civil War II promotional pic. And we still don't even know why that event is an event, it's just retarded idea after retarded idea so far.

She had a small appearance in the last issue.

WE WUZ AYO MAN

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Did she just…kill those people?

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You don't understand, Bendis didn't get to tell HIS VERSION of that story. Because a tv network told him his idea was too fucking lame to become a tv show. So now he's going to push the idea out into comics, and hope that someday a writer with some fucking talent will turn his idea into a tv show.


A typical comment I'd expect from someone who had no idea Marvel has had female characters since forever.


To make people think the event matters. When is more Civil War II and tie-ins out? If there is a thread for story time of that, I'll be right with everyone raging all day.

Oh? A quirky girl who doesn't take being a super hero "super cereal"? A novel approach.

Beside her murdering those guy, not enough to piss me off. But, it doesn't make me interested in the character either. I don't keep up much, but isn't this why there was a registration act to begin with? Because new, young heroes are assumed to be fucking incompetent? I mean you have two criminals running away in a fucking truck, with tons of cops on their ass, law enforcement would logically have the situation under control in a way that wouldn't 100% kill the perps. I mean, you can tell me they lived through that, but that would be a fucking lie.

only problem is that she's replacing Tony Stark as "IRON-MAN" instead of being allowed to be her own heroine.

You do live in America, right user?

If her suit was flimsy enough to fall apart like that, how did she emerge unscathed?

That bit is hilarious to me. Isn't she supposed to be from the mean streets of Chicago? What is she doing just standing in front of cops with their guns out?

you're forgetting this is Bendis we're dealing with who thinks all black people are magical and invincible and perfect in every way.

If we're going there, the cops should have shot her too. Some black girl in power armor… not on my watch!

I guess we got a thread now that we got these


But OP needs to get this shit right up front next time. If he can't start a thread with anything more than a picture and "lol", he shouldn't be starting threads at all. We should all strive to bring the board up a bit, even when we're just bitching about shit.

Guys, I'm sorry, but I think afros are the only kind of hair black women should have

Every time Marvel has a Civil War they kill a black man.

What? How does that work? Surely if they wanted to show off her face they could have had her take off her helmet, this just looks odd.

Also, she'd better be about to be done for two counts of manslaughter, there's no way two guys getting thrown through the windscreen of a speeding truck and face first into the ground survived.

Afros are gross, and generally just an excuse to not wash it. Few women are dedicated enough to maintain clean afros, especially of that size.

Maybe she's got Gizmoduck armor?

I'm going to assume that Bendis saw that Iron Man 3 made the most money, so he figured people really liked how the mark 42 armor would just fall apart all the time.

And great, another boring personality of just some random comcis reader\blogger LOL I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME but I can see it now.

I can see it now, her next issue will open with her in holding, but she'll be told someone paid her bail (As if that magically makes the manslaughter charges go away), and she's escorted to an empty room where she'll probably say something witty before suddenly the Tony-Gram pops up from some hidden device, saying how he's been watching her and we get to here him say all these great things she's done, and it'll end with him saying how he's taking a break\vacation and he wants her to take over as Iron Man.
Cue another witty line from Mammy over there and smash cut to her flying in a private jet to Stark Tower or whatever so she can start building her 'official' Iron Man suit in red and gold.

I can't take this shit I really can't, Holla Forums Someone needs to kill Bendis, this fuck needs to die.

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Already in the thread, man.
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No matter what they have planned for this character, it can't be as cool as her recieving Gizmo's armor from anotber universe

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They really gotta start making the fact that they're owned by Disney work for them.

Had a quick look and found her 2 issues back as well.
Where she thinks what a female Iron MAN would be called.

Well the fun is spoiled I suppose, probably by that faggot who hates the meme.

Hello Ingram

Holy shit, I'm screencapping this.

Well, what would you all call a female Iron Man?

InB4 Iron Negress

So are they just going to pretend there wasn't already a female Iron man.

If Bendis didn't personally write her, he probably didn't know it happened. If Bendis DID write her, there is a 50% chance he forgot.

But yes, every new character pretty much throws any old character they want under the bus.

But she's white you shitlord.

I just noticed, did they just put a filter over some city pictures for the backgrounds? Am I working on my perspective for nothing, can I just cheat all day long?

Honestly, I like Iron Maiden. When they inevitebly put her in movies, they can use Iron Maiden the way Stark uses AC/DC.

Uh, I skimmed a few more, and that should be all of her appearances so far.

wew

So the black Iron Man stole everything sje needed? How is this supposed to make her look good again?

The 15 year old part really pisses me off.
Not even an actual woman, but another vapid fucking teen character as if there wasn't enough already.
That just comes off to me as extra scummy.
An excuse for no boobs and to make sure nothing bad can happen to this character beyond her already being black and a woman.

I'm not against a black girl in power armor.
I'd be all for a bastardized version of Bubblegum Crisis, all multi-ethnic and what not.
The 15 year old aspect hurts me though and having her be just another fucking race/sex lift of a white character.
Between the red and the hair she is just the black version of Annie +5 or so years.

Steel. Bendis stole Steel.

How the FUCK did she fit all of her hair in that?

Also, I assume what the dean said means she stole everything to build this? They couldn't even have her get this shit on her own, she had to take it from the school she's getting a full ride scholarship on? What an absolute twat

Also so Iron Man is missing, my only guess is that she'll be interacting with an Iron Man AI made to simulate his drunken ramblings and blind encouragement of this awful person

For some odd reason, I'm nostalgic for Connor Hawke.

Who's he?

I really dislike this art style it looks like those weird shitty comics made with an old 3d animation program. It feels cheap and lazy.

"Hero's bastard son from when he was an idiot playboy that fucked any girl who would drop her panties for him" is a better origin story than "Bendis wants more minorities"

fuck off reddit

fuck it, voting for trump

Connor Hawke was Green Arrow's black/Chinese/white illegitimate son and living proof of Ollie Queen's superior genetics. He was introduced in 1994 when DC was trying to create a sense of "legacy" in the DCU. He served as his father's side-kick before Green Arrow was killed, upon which he took up his father's mantel.

Man I miss the nineties.

I have no knowledge of how much effort actually goes into making that kind of art, but I second your observation. I strongly suspect it's a thousand times easier than doing proper drawings. Any of you faggots got some insight into this bullshit?

I don't know if you mean the mother was mixed, or if Ollie just took ALL his illegitimate sons and mashed them into one superior heir.

The people stuff is through a 3D animation program and the city-scapes, possibly even the backgrounds, are photos run through Photoshop filters. They also appear to have put a texture over everything to make it seem less like a computer generated piece of shit.

It makes me think of GANTZ.

GANTZ used 3D programs heavily to set up scenes and model detailed props, so the artist would just come and redraw/rotoscope the poses and human's expressions and details over the posed crash dummy dolls, using precalculated lighting as reference, and making everything visually consistent – because he was still CGing the objects.

As you can see, this technique works better in black and white.

Please someone kill that faggot now

Capeshit gonna capeshit, this doesn't really surprise me one bit seeing the way Marvel have behaved not only recently but going back several decades

>hurr durr you wouldn't fucking BELIEVE the twist we just came up with

At least when this happened to Superman, four different people stepped in to fill his shoes.

The Death and Return of Tony Stark.

His mom was mixed. I say Connor Hawke is "living proof of Ollie Queen's superior genetics" because despite being black and Asian, he has Ollie's blonde hair.

And the black guy freely admitted he wasn't Superman, didn't take his name and just said he hoped to keep Superman's ideals alive.

Is Steel still around these days, or did he get eaten up in one of the last dozen or so reboots?

So what have we learned today?

90s diversity is infinitely better than current year diversity. Almost as if we had much better writers back then.

I think he does some appearances in The New 52 IIRC

When are we getting a 12 year old white girl to become the new Black Panther?

Louise Simonson and Jon Bogdanove were really good writers. Pics related.

Meanwhile, here's some speculation about new Iron Womyn comic from Ruskies:

This is such bullshit, this sjw bullshit is just amazing. ignoring reality for diversity points.

So unrealistic, the cops would have opened fire first, then made excuses! Then a few nigger jokes.

I honestly can't seem to summon up the strength to even care about this in any meaningful way.

I honestly would give Riri a shot if she wasn't the exact same character as all the other female characcters that Marvel does now to appeal to sassy tumblr fucks. Can I have one female character who's a socially awkward nerd? Or one who's mute and can only communicate by a small chalkboard on her chest or by banging a tiny drum she got for Christmas? Or one who has a dark secret and that she's a vampire? Something?!

That art
That everything

It really is just pure politics at this point and attacking white men.

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fuck off

Priss is best

Y'know what would have been a better fucking origin story? Stealing the wheels off of Tony's car! Hell, have Tony become her legal guardian too. It worked for Jason Todd and it would still make more sense than this crap.

It does flow better and actually feels like a natural encounter between them, plus it sets up a story about a delinquent being turned into a hero by his wise master.

This is getting embarrassing.

It's even more embarrassing that people here, on Holla Forums, say that they'd be all for another fucking nigger in comics (written by a white male cuck) if only it wasn't so offensive.

He was being sarcastic you dimwit, she's just like all the other cuntflaps.

It's only a matter of time now. Please, don't hurt him. we already got a Female Punisher in that one chapter of MAX when she kills the mob wives. Then they kill her off

Yeah, it's almost like people want actual characters and not just another shoehorned diversity point. That's why people don't like these characters, not because they happen to not be white, but because they're created out of appeasement. They're hollow and lifeless and are basically meat sheilds against some dumb PR backlash tumblr twitter hashtag like when those cunts lost their shit that this one year the Oscars didn't have any blacks in it.

Since you're a Buzzfeed writer trolling for her own evidence to use in the upcoming article of why comic fans are so racist against Black Iron Man, please go fuck yourself.

Conner was cool because he didn't try to be his Dad but was clearly a legacy character who could carry the torch. He trained at the same monastery his dad used to and under priests who raised him to be a stronger Catholic than his father was, because he was a kid learning instead of an adult retraining. He went around and might occasionally find some girl but he wasn't the crazy horndog Ollie wound up being(which is why Oliver is on his third bastard sidekick right now). He would partner with some of Ollie's old school non powered friends, but under different terms. He took his father's title, but that was mainly a thing of respect instead of presumption.

Modern successors meanwhile demand the title outright and then beat the crap out of any dissenters. FemThor just demanded she be Thor unlike everyone else with the power before her and then beat up some strawmen.

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Wasn't there a female punisher already? you know, the redhead from when Punisher was Big Boss.

Just saw this on /n/, my condolences Holla Forums

Yes, there was. She died pretty quickly, I think she just bled out to death while being trapped or something like that.

You mean her? I mean make her black, trans, anti-gun and she tries to kill Trump or some shit.

No, that was MAX female punisher, I said the other, the one in the official universe.

Why am I not surprised?

Do not weep for us. We've been dead for a long time.

I can't recall ever waking up in the morning and thinking "Golly gee, I so wish there were more niggers in comics, because more spades is what comics need!", then again, I'm no cuck.

You did this to yourselves, and have nobody else to blame.

When they were introducing diversity you cheered, because you are narcissistic betas that get off on virtue signaling. You cheered and rubbed it in the nose of those that told you what was going to happen, high on your moral superiority, that your medium was so enlightened and progressive. You thought you were so smart and tolerant for accepting these people, and their ideas, for giving them the chance to prove themselves.

Little did you know, naive faggots that you are, that they were merely using your deluded notions of honor and fair play to fuck you over, and once they had entrenched themselves and didn't need you anymore, they proceeded to systematically erase you, and your heroes, from the medium.

And being that you are utter cucks, you still defend them.

No, Holla Forums, nobody weeps for you, everyone is busy laughing at you, and what a perfect embodiment of the emasculated liberal "man" you are.

This is great copypasta material if it isn't one already.

My mistake. However, I have to say that Big Boss Punisher looks fucking great.

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You must be from the other Holla Forums if you think there was cheering.

This must be some edgy copypasta floating around cuckchan's Holla Forums, it's pretty funny and seems like some shit that would spawn from Holla Forums's shitposting

It's all true. Were you not warned? Were you not told what was going to happen?

But you are nerds, and like most nerds, you have been marginalized and ostracized all your lives, for your hobby, and for your love of them, so it's only natural that you would extended the olive branch of tolerance and acceptance to the Marxist filth when they came knocking.

I would forgive you this, and commiserate with you, if it wasn't for the fact you were warned, time and again, every step of the way, you were warned, you were explicitly told what was going to happen, but you chose not to listen, you chose to believe your own delusions, and here you are.

Do you like it? Do you think comics need more niggers, spics, faggots, trannies? Do you think they should strap another white demographic with suicide vests, or do some more caricatures of Donald Trump? Do you approve of what your medium has been turned into? I mean, it's all you ever wanted it to be. Diverse, tolerant (but not of you), and with a wide range of minority characters that are greeted with universal critical applause.

Now your medium is finally one of mature storytelling for mature audiences.


There's cheering in this thread. There's people defending this shit, just merely adding a disclaimer saying that "If only she was better written…", because we know white cucks writing minorities always do a great job of it, and the rare negro that can written proper English clearly cares enough about comics to enter the industry and bother with this shit.

Truly a copypasta for the ages, even though I do agree that this cultural marxism has really turned comics into garbage. I will be saving this and editing a bit so I can add it to my baneposting collection. Thanks, user. You're a big guy.

Yeah, I can hear you laughing, I can practically taste the tears.


Do whatever you want, it doesn't change what has come to pass, nor the simple truth that you will never learn, and will keep getting shat on for the rest of your miserable lives.

But keep championing the causes of others, I'm sure niggers, faggots and the rest will return the favor, eventually, at some later date, far in the future.

You did this to yourselves, and have nobody else to blame.

When they were introducing Dr. Pavel you cheered, because you are CIA agents that get off on getting information about Bane. You cheered and rubbed it in the nose of those that told you what was going to happen, high on your moral superiority, that your master plan was so enlightened and progressive. You thought you were so smart and big for accepting these mercenaries, and their ideas, for giving them the chance to prove themselves.

Little did you know, naive faggots that you are, that they were merely using your deluded notions of honor and fair play to capture Dr. Pavel, and once they had entrenched themselves and didn't need you anymore, they proceeded to systematically crash this plane with no survivors.
And being that you are utter hotheads, you still defend them.

No, CIA, nobody weeps for you, everyone is busy laughing at you, and what a perfect embodiment of the emasculated hothead you are.

BRAVO NOLAN

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Yet here we are, people agreeing that comics need more niggers, just better written ones.

By now even the leftists are starting to worry over your pathological need to keep punching yourselves in the face.

It's all true. Were you not warned? Were you not told what was going to happen?

But you are hotheads, and like most hotheads, you have been marginalized and ostracized all your lives, for your master plans, and for your love of them, so it's only natural that you would extended the olive branch of tolerance and acceptance to the mercenary filth when they came knocking.

I would forgive you this, and commiserate with you, if it wasn't for the fact you were warned, time and again, every step of the way, you were warned, you were explicitly told what was going to happen, but you chose not to listen, you chose to believe your own delusions, and here you are.

Do you like it? Do you think comics need more big guys? Do you think they should strap another Bane with a mask, or do some more caricatures of Bravo Nolan? Do you approve of what your master plan has been turned into? I mean, it's all you ever wanted it to be. Diverse, tolerant (but not of you), and with a wide range of big characters that are greeted with universal critical applause.

Now your plane scene is finally one of mature storytelling for mature audiences.

Ranking

1. Image
2. Darkhorse
3. Valiant
4. IDW
5. Manga
6. DC
7. Getting punched in the dick
8. Marvel

It should say flight plan instead of master plan, but still
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Duh, she's s00per quirky you misogynerd. besides, the only terrorists are white ones with suicide vest xDD

Just goes to show that leftists are as aware of jig behavior as everyone else is, they just lie about it to look better.

Thank you, I tried my best.

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Did these idiots learn nothing from Femthor/Black Lady America/AZN Hulk/etc? Who am I kidding of course they haven't. They care more about pleasing political idiots and the mainstream west rather than please their former loyal fans and writing good stories. Fucking faggots.

So she's literally just a spoiled brat who's endearing trait is that she's a bitch? How unsurprising.

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Is the same artist who drew those weird and shitty Star Wars comics a little while ago?

They learned the corpse of the comic medium is still too filled with racist white men, and that it needs more enrichment before this plague of our modern times can be purged completely.

She's a nigger that nigs, and acts all arrogant about it.

I guess Marvel got it right for once, too bad nobody in the story will ever call her out on it.


Glorious. Both the accurate ebonics and the way the artists manages to encapsulate just how vile and ugly nigger sows really are.

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Black Iron

because if they do call her out on it, they will only act as strawmen so she can defeat them right after, claiming another victory for POC womyn everywhere! :^)

Gotta agree. This art is objectively bad and you can tell that most of the background and landscapes are just stock photos with photoshop filters piled on.

this is why they don't use him any more

if they raised him to be jewish, maybe they'd find more use for him.

god that is brilliant

oy fucking vey

Hey, I have a bright idea, let's try it for Iron Man now!

Holy shit this art
That's just photos of the actual location with digital effects smeared on..
And they literally took a sceencap of the Movie Iron Man suit and chopped off a few parts to make it look like it was still being built
And llook at the way all that scrap is perfectly aligned in the weirdest fucking way. It looks like its all floating in space.

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE FACES AND POSES?!

They are clearly just tracing over CGI models for fuck's sake!

DID THEY TRACE OPTIMUS PRIME?!

WHAT?

Never worry, something more awful will take its place soon enough.

Cancelled when Secret Wars started, last issue was like May 2015.

Mind you, she is still spreading her cancerous existence in spin off titles like Thors, but yeah her standalone is long done.

Like the shitty comic this thread is about.

Ah, ok.
That's probably why I still though that she has a run.

One thing I have learned after all these years about Cultural Marxism is that just when you assume they can't sink any lower, that's when they break out the shovels and start digging through the feces at the bottom of the barrel.

I swear that Agent Carter and AKAMattMurdoch are Marvel shills, why would anyone say such dumb shit with a new account, which just so happens to have a generic Marvel-Casual name?

what did you expect, user?

Anyone got the Nigel Farage dredd issue?

you know some people would say its racist to portray a new young black hero and have her first act being acts of theft, property damage, and possibly murder, but the writers have the "right opinions" so they get a pass for being such strong sjw allies.

really inaccurate portrayal of cops tbh

No, FemThor was not cancelled and it's still going right now.

Confirmed for filthy fucking foreigner.

No thanks. I'm a burger though. I was just kidding though, after the last few good boys who dindu nuffin got sent the way of Harambe, I have noticed cops have stopped their killstreaks. I was expecting more Baltimore chimpouts during the summer tbh.

Thanks user, I really appreciate it.

Everyone's waiting for Trump to win the election.

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You ready to MAGA in November, user? Are you ready for the lefty salty on twitter and the (possible) nationwide chimpouts that are going to take place?

Every few years they will do something absurd and stupid with Frank, including turning him black of killing him. And every few years they bring him back, because nothing beats the simplicity of the core character.

We had a pretty good thread going on, then wannabe Holla Forums edgelord came around and posting quality dropped to the same old empty bitching. We're better than this.

Though I don't know how much more there is to say on this at all, the character is a not as good Steel, the art is traced over poser models, Civil War II is the worst cash grab event ever, and writers were better in the 90s.

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You mean the thread that literally started with bait in the OP? That thread was doomed to shitposting from the very beginning. Can't expect a thread to be better than its opener. Unless it's /tg/ of course. Fa/tg/uys are always able to make a bad time into a good one

That looks traced as hell

So we can't strive to be as good, or better, than /tg/?


Besides the art and the stupidity of the character, what really bothers me here is that I think Bendis REALLY THINKS that Tony has always needed an AI just to fly around. Because Bendis forgot anything about Iron Man that existed before the movies, or is purposefully writing for ONLY people who never picked up a book before.

Reality is that she'll never be a longterm replacement for Tony. Tony is THE money maker thanks to the movies. But think we should really worry about is them trying to make her a replacement for Rhodey.


That's due to all the tracing.

Should have seen this coming.

Rhodey's death kind of opened up a slot for a new side character for Tony Stark and it isn't like he isn't the kind of person that would give the position to someone else so he can do more political/buisness shit or just fuck a few more pretty female reporters.

In fact, I even kind of like her look in this cover. Hoping she gets the hair under control for the helmet and looses the earings, but it could easily work.

The thing that triggers me timbers is the fucking age. Seriously? 15? Fuck you. 15 years old barely works on street level and sure as FUCK doesn't work for a god damn top tier hero. And of course it's '15' the same way the 6 foot JJ cup anime female is only 12. A fucking 15 year old doesn't look like that. I mean, mother of fuck wouldn't it be more interesting if she were in her early twenties, from a poor neighborhood and the reason Tony was interested in her was because she was able to get some basic functional armor designs made and he wanted to see what she could do with full access? That's better story telling AND pressing their retarded political cause.

Making her 15 is just fucking wrong and ties their hands ridiculously in what kind of stories they can tell.

I can already see one of the first villains she fights getting the best of her, ripping off the armor, and realizing they've just beaten a black female child and be rightfully horrified.

Porn when?

Maybe, on some level, Bendis realizes the only thing he wrote that wasn't mostly shit was Ultimate Spiderman. And, being simple minded, he assumes the appeal is simply because it was a book with teenagers in it. He certainly can't write adults, all the older heroes come off as retarded fratboy or tv stereotypes, so maybe if he fills 616 with nothing but teenagers, he'll produce a good book again.

I don't think Marvel or Bendis get just how much replacing EVERYONE with a teenage version really cheapens the idea. It's not an easy way to make a character, you actually need to work HARDER to make them stand out because now there is a new teen Spiderman, Ms. Marvel, Nova, etc running around. But no, Marvel wants to cut corners and do things the "easy way".

If only they had Colonel Sanders to guide them

To be fair, Peter wasn't much older than 15 when he started up as Spider-Man. Ultimate, AND 616.

The character design still stands though. That lady doesn't look a day below her 20s.

You know what I would have done?

I would have started Riri off on her own comic.

Promising young tech engineer that has to give up college to care for an ailing parent.

Base it in Detroit, have her family own a junkyard.

Have a friend bring some basic equipment from her former school, have her create what is essentially a power loader from stuff in the pile and have a 6 issues mini comic called 'Scrapyard' where she works out some of the basics on power armor design herself.

End the run with Tony picking her up as an employee/iron man pilot when he's out doing something.

Have an Iron Man arc where midway through Tony needs to be in one place while Iron Man needs to be in another, have Riri substitute for him.

After the arc ends, have Tony simply give the position to Riri for a while as he cleans up some massive political shitstorm.

You could even use the time frame here to establish differences in how she designs armor from Tony and make an interesting character. Like, she has an undersuit where most of the tech is and will constantly grab at machines, vehicles, and metal around that the suit turns into a shell around itself.

It isn't like teen heroes cant work. It's just that they don't work being thrust into such a mainstay role out of nowhere. In fact, young age can be a good thing to work around for a street level hero or someone with superpowers.

And while technically power armor will render factors of age a non-issue if she's a child prodigy, it does strain disbelief and sets some really bad precedents as well as limitations on what can happen with the character.

Though I would love to see a 15 year old college student fighting against a perpetually beaten villain that has spent most of his life in the hospital or behind bars and trying to moralize to them. That would just be precious.

That sounds like a lot of hard work to set up a character, so they decided against it.

Another thing is that we've already had an AMAZING teenage Iron Man story, but I know this won't be nearly as good. Event though I grew to love Armored Adventures, it was a hard sell. I mean, unless Riri is also a womanizing alcoholic, it's hard to be half as interesting as Tony is.

She's a smart. Whoopty Shit. A character needs to be a lot more than sassy, smart and young to stand out these days.

Well, black teenage college student. Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll go out and fight crime while baked out of her gourd and slut it up a little?

Even better, she claims to be over 20, since she obviously is, then has the villain arrested for sleeping with a 15 year old. Her super hero name could be Jail Bait!

Well shit… I'd read that!

Too bad Bendis and crew are allergic to fun.

Fuck.
Well, to be fair the last issue WAS last May.
It's selling poorly enough they shelved it for a year.

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What the fuck is this shit? What's this kind of tracing even called? This shit clearly looks like it used 3D models and it suffers because of it.

It's called stock CGI models and photoshop filters.

We had a thread about this a few days ago and some autist was insisting that Marvel artists weren't so lazy to do this shit. They do it constantly, in fact.

But doesn't the evil police always shoots black people without asking any questions first? Muh immersion!

not realistic enough. if it were the black mother would have been more insulting and would have caused a scene.

Who the fuck thinks Marvel wouldn't do this?

They've employed Greg "I trace everything including porn" Land for the past decade, of course they do this.

…huh? She's a 15 year old going to a top college in her field, can make a robot suit out of shit that's just laying around and she has to steal to get the resources?? The fuck did the school bring in the 15 year old genius to do if not to give her shit to build things like this? If she's not going to utilize the huge advantage that going to a university like that at her age what's the point of adding that to her character? Why not just have her be in high school, start sneaking into the college to building the shit, and then get drafted to Stark University or some shit?

Let me guess, you're fine with Amadeus Cho though?

Psst, Your racism is showing

>>>Holla Forums

Amadeus Cho has been around for a decade.

It wasn't exactly a good idea back then either, but the rest of the marvel universe wasn't collapsing around him at the time to illustrate how shitty a storytelling plot it actually is.

Huh?

Because Bendis.

I guess he assumes it's more badass if she just steals shit and makes her armor out of a tower of N64s or some other retarded idea, instead of just saying "I'm a fucking genius, can the school give me robotics shit since it would be amazing PR if the next Iron Man came from here".

And can someone tell me if Superhero Registration still exists? Because wouldn't Shield agents be registering her ass the moment the college guys saw a suit of armor? Or the moment someone saw an unidentified armored person flying haphazardly over the city? What is the internal consistency in Marvel supposed to be anymore?

I'm sure some better writer could salvage this shit, but if Bendis is on her for a while, she's fucking doomed. Hell, most of Marvel's writers will forget to make her a likable character, and just rely on "she's sassy, young and black" as if that's all that makes a character.

Let's see
Core Avengers that everyone knows because of the movie.

Iron Man >>> Currently being replaced by a black woman ✘
Cap >>> Replaced by a black man ✘
Thor >>> Replaced by a white woman with cancer ✘
Hulk >>> Replaced by an asian nerd ✘
Hawkeye >>> Still fine last I checked ✔
Black Widow >>> Already a woman, and probably also a lesbian so she stays ✔
Vision >>> Autistic Robot, so he stays. ✔
Scarlet Witch >>> Woman who is in love with an autistic robot. She stays ✔
Spider-Man >>> Killed and replaced by a half-latino, half-black teenager.. and then brought back to life somehow. ✘/ ✔

Elsewhere, we've got Gwen Stacy replacing everyone, Ms Muslim, and also Hercules is a self-loathing recovering alcoholic because he isn't a feminist who worships strong womyn who don't need no Godly D. ✘✘✘✘✘✘✘✘

Marvel is fucked. Admit it.

Where are you getting this information from?

Steve's back, the the Hydra thing got them the attention they wanted. Did 616 Peter die, or are you just thinking of Ultimate Peter who stayed dead? And Gwenpool is actually a girl named Gwen Poole, so I only know of Spider-Gwen.

Marvel is still fucked up to all Hell due to shit writing, but it's best to be upto date

I mistook Thor and The Mighty Thor. I thought this shit ended with Thor, I didn't realize they had renewed this cancer.

I thought Miles was Ultimate only? When the fuck did they slip him into the rest of the continuity?

Ultimate universe is DEAD. It was mercifully killed a while ago, I think. I don't know who else survived besides Miles, but he was one of the few things anyone thought could be marketable at all in the future. I mean, I guess we got black Nick Fury, but that's a lot more about keeping things like the movies than giving a damn about the Ultimate line. Hell, making him look like Sam Jackson in Ultimates never felt like it was for a real reason besides "maybe this will convince Sam Jackson to play Nick Fury someday"

I think they did replace Hawkeye.

The whole Young Avengers thing was a better diversity attempt than any of the more recent stuff. Making a solid team book where the heroes were clearly overwhelmed at times and figuring themselves and eachother out… I at least enjoyed the little I read of it. It wasn't great, but it wasn't shit either. Both Hawkeyes are active though, and working together, right?

I have no idea what they're doing with the rest of the Young Avengers these days.

Kate Bishop

That's the rub.

Most comic fans don't give a shit if marvel wants to start evening out on racial or gender representation. The problem is that the writers doing it are shit and as always the SJW mind will not accept real criticism and instead pretend that it's all because of racism.

That's why this shit is so toxic. Because it negates critique and evolution. The natural way someone improves is being told they suck because of X but are good because of Y and adjusting how they do things.

But no, they have the One More Day infection. Where 'controversy sells' but have yet to realize the fuel in that engine is the readers loyalty. It looks almost like Blizzard and Capcom fans. They spent money on games that were shit and finally left. However fans that leave in that state? They will NEVER come back and will often times become poison pills to other fans or future fans. There is a thin line between love and hate after all.

It's just sickening to see Marvel AND DC so willing to fuck up their characters and stick to it regardless of fan response rather than simply fucking let heroes RETIRE and put some backing on new hero concepts.

Legitimate question: What and when was the last legitimate (minimum 5 issues) attempt to launch a new character from either Marvel or DC? Cause I can't think of who or when.

Well, I was actually surprised to find that Gwenpool IS an original character, who (to anyone who hasn't read it as well) appears to be a derivative character. Which is weird. Because she actually has no direct ties to Deadpool or Gwen Stacy (I thought she was an insane Gwen Stacy clone, when I first saw her design). So she ALMOST counts, but obviously the perception that she's related to Deadpool is used to get people to check out her book.

I know Wiesman did a duo book of some sort for Marvel recently, but I'm not sure if the characters or original or not. I kinda wish Adam Warren's Livewires would come back, that was a neat team. They do things from time to time, but it's never something they really push. They don't give it enough attention, so most new characters are just forgotten, good or bad.

So are they going to hand her suit 52 on silver platter are will they have the basic decency to allow Tony to keep his magnum opus?

haven't read iron man in years. what's special about suit 52?

Personal correction it's actually 51, and to answer your question.
marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Man_Armor_Model_51

It can shapeshift into anything tony needs including a fully sized hulkbuster and can be stored in wrist watch.

Actually, they approached Jackson specifically TO use his likeness, and he only agreed if he got to play Nick Fury in any future movies.

Hey…is that a Patlabor? The hell, Marvel?

Yeah, I don't think they could get away with calling it 52.

That's kind of an important number for DC.

if he's gonna be sarcastic on this site he needs to use the fucking greentext! that's one of the reasons we have it because it's hard to convey sarcasm through text

Doctor Doom did the same thing. Victor was given resources to make US patents before he blew up his face and a wing of the school.

Amadeus Cho was living on the lam because his parents were killed by people trying to track him down. One of his things is that he doesn't trust anybody and needed a father figure in Hulk or Hercules.

Riri is given resources, yet is still artificially oppressed in this narrative so they can make a statement about a black girl who overcomes. The fact that she stole pieces of other peoples' projects to make her brilliant invention makes her less sympathetic than the Romani polymath or the Korean math genius who got in trouble for hacking government codes.

All her rogues gallery should be other brilliant students she stole from, and ruined their chances to be noticed.

Holy fuck, look at the round edges on the truck and police cruisers. Its got that vague hexagonal shape or whatever the fuck you call it from shitty 3D computer models not rendered all that well

Holy FUCK this isn't even TRACED over a 3D model. They literally look screenshots of posed characters in some 3D program and put filters over it

THEY WERE TOO FUKKEN LAZY TO JUST TRACE OVER THE MODELS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy fuck, I just went back and checked it, this entire comic is legitimately made out of 3d models

Amadeus Cho? He never got a series with his name, but he a sidekick with nearly equal status to Hercules in his comic for a 20 issues.

Then Marvel turned him into a Hulk clone, then demoted him in the pecking order of world's smartest humans with the crap in the OP. Sigh.

I think the terrain is more obviously CG.

That too

Look at the polygonal tires.

Christ, if it wasn't three in the fucking morning, I'd take my police cruiser out for a spin on the shittier side of town.

This is an advanced level of laziness. And I thought Land was bad.

This

Hue
Wouldn't surprise me if something like that does happen eventually in the series

Nah man, that would take effort

…. That is actually funny….
When Holla Forums will start to claim "day of the rope,civil war now"?

There is nothing I hate more than the "teen genius" archetype. It screams lazy writing and it is pretty much bound to be a Mary Sue.

Also, what the fuck is wrong with that drawing style? It's like they ripped some models from IMVU and put the XIII videogame shader over them. I don't like it, it looks cheap as fuck.

user, come on now. You should know better than that.

You can expect a special helmet soon:

yes!!! i've been dealing with african and african american hair issues for 8 years. this WILL be addressed
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS [email protected]/* */ 9h9 hours ago
twitter.com/BRIANMBENDIS

He's also the one who did this:

Half-black, half-Hispanic Spider-Man revealed

usatoday.com/life/comics/2011-08-01-black-spider-man_n.htm

I'm completely unfamiliar with Marvel Comics, but it seems they don't do sidekicks like DC Comics. Why is that, considering DC also has Teen Titans and Young Justice?

That's the tip of the iceberg. He also:

-Tried unsuccessfully to replace Doctor Strange with Brother Voodoo making him sorcerer supreme and making him the main character of the book.
-Created Jessica Jones, specifically to tell the story of a white woman who was raped by an evil white man but finds comfort getting her ass fucked by a black man (Luke Cage) writes a sup-blot about them getting married and her carrying around the resulting baby.
-Completely re-wrote Luke Cage's personality to make him effectively the main character of the Avengers because he's obsessed with him.

I think it would be refreshing to have a "teen genius" who isn't ludicrously smart, but instead just looks up all the shit that people are too lazy to learn about.

>Holy shit, you're smart enough to rewire that fighter jet!

>You understand this obscure language!?

>This man was about to die, and you cured him!

Stuff like that that anyone could do if they took the time to learn.

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He covets what he cannot have.

This is gonna be the answer, isn't it?

I also enjoy that Bendis has been dealing with African American hair issues for 8 years when he has no hair of his own.

McDuffe had that Bendis faggot pegged.

Wait a minute, a GIRL designing her own suit of power armor? Wow, what an original concept Bendis. How very progressive of you.

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DC has the shittiest censorship AND the shittiest humor. I think C.P.T is supposed to mean "Colored Person Time".

A comic series about her would be more relevant right now than a nigress Iron Man.

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The theme song could be "Fear of the Dark".

Sorry, it's taken.

I don't see it.

AND ALL OF THOSE WERE A MILLION FUCKING TIMES BETTER DONE THAN THIS CYNICAL FUCKING VIRTUE SIGNALING BULLSHIT

Fuck, I hate comics.

Alright, this could mean several things.

orrrr

I like the idea of Bendis paying random black people so he can touch and analyze their hair.

Well, considering Bendis adopted to black children, it might also be:

I never thought about it being a shot at Bendis, but it works too well for me not to consider it now.

McDuffe was great. Everytime I read a shitty comic I wish he was alive now to write a better one.

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Bendis. Bendis never changes.

I didn't know that. Wow, he really does hit the stereotypes of virtual signaling guilty white guy.

Not many fathers style their kids' hair, so I highly doubt he's been 'dealing with african-american hair' as much as he's been 'staring at my children's hair when they walk in the room, envy boiling while I plot to steal their lucious locks in the dead of night, glueing it to my ever expanding forehead.'

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When a crook stole from a crook company.

Bendis is such a fucking freak
Hope a nigger enriches him one day

my gf saw this and got angry.

"WTF IRON MAN IS TONY STARK NOT AFRO PRINCESS WARRIOR"

A better one would be "Powerslave"

Come the fuck on

Fucking hell

That's disgusting.

And I doubt testosterone replacement therapy would be able to save his mind, he's too deep in this shit.

What are editors even good for anymore?

Bendis is to editors as Holla Forums is to priorities. They just don't mix.

We got that with Spider Gwen. Do you want two of them now?

I'm a Digimon freak but man she would have had a better character design by miles.

Riri is pronounced like Re-Re, a term used to describe the mentally retarded.


Problem is being able to remember all the miscellaneous bullshit you've learned over the years right when you need it. People have wikipoisoning. They don't know the information they need, but they know exactly how to get it, and then forget it again.


The helmet forehead crest/vent. The Gundam head design is based on samurai helmets. Same goes for Optimus Prime, and to a lesser degree, patrol labors (Patlabor). But the whole ensemble looks like G GUNDAM, REPRESENTING DETROIT CIRCA 2005!

Especially since she's Rhodes' fucking niece. The guy just died wouldn't it make more sense for a family member who already has some experience with the armor step up to fill the shoes?

Also I've been calling Riri the new War Machine instead of Iron Man. Lets face it, that's what she is doing to become.

I'm not suprised even in the slightest.

New 52 made Talon which was a batman tie in to the court of owls saga, he got his own series after that though. That was in 2012 I think? Don't know if they kept him after New 52 was kill though

Can these fucks just leave afros alone so I can have my niche in peace

sage for blogpost

Holy fucking shit.

Boy, these fucking SJW types sure love to bitch about the lack of black characters, gay characters, trans characters and female characters OUTSIDE OF THE ONES THEY ACTIVELY IGNORE.

That's been the thing since the start. Marvel and DC both have lists upon LISTS of minority, gay, female characters they just don't use or forgot about. You could look through their wikis and find like 10 they could dust the cobwebs off and put back in. They're slates are so blank they could do ANY new story with them.

I wish there were some people in charge at Marvel who READ COMIC BOOKS. If you told me Rhode's niece, an established character from years ago apparently, was getting bumped up to center stage, fine. But you don't just make random shit up and say "this is the new lead now, she's nothing like the old lead and has no direct ties". Why even have a fucking comic book universe if they don't take advantage of it?

I really want someone to come out with an Extrano comic and make him the flamboyantly gay Dr. Strange he was meant to be.

And less and less people are buying their shit:

breitbart.com/tech/2016/07/07/marvel-social-justice-insanity/

"“We’re seeing the worst falloff of Marvel and DC sales in the store’s 38-year history,” complained one comic book store owner in an industry forum. “Both companies are losing established readers who no longer feel that the company’s output reflects the sort of comics they enjoy.

“For the first time in store history, yesterday’s Marvel FOCs saw us ordering single digits on more than half of the line items in the Marvel section.” "

I wonder if this is one of those "Dads trying too hard" things. Like when Lucas and Speilberg water down their fucking movies because "Oh, I have kids now" or Loeb says "My kid is dead, but as long as I put the Nova based on him in everything, it's fine". I have to assume one or both of the kids Bendis adopted is a girl, and she likes Iron Man. Who fucking wouldn't, Iron Man is awesome. So he thinks "she'd love to BE Iron Man!". But she doesn't, at least not as some overcompensating token gesture.

It's just like people complaining that Link isn't a girl. The female fans DON'T WANT Link to be a girl, they like that he's a PRETTY BOY. Why would female fans of Iron Man want some girl to take over? Tony Stark is the hot one! Unless she's just going to remain a boring blank slate character for girls to project on.


They later made him modern gay though, didn't they? Meaning, not nearly as cool.

topkuk

Extrano hasn't been in a DC comic since 1993.

When did Queer Nation happen/end?

Time to bring him back so he can fight off Black Lives Matter

Thinking SJW shit is ruining comics blinds yourself to the larger issue. It's just symptom of the disease. Mainstream comics have been in a massive decline in quality for the last decade. With shit like CONVERGENCE, DCYOU, and MARVEL NOW, the years of rot are finally taking their toll.

When a KFC promotional comic is better than your standard output for the past five years, you have some serious issues.

Agreed, there are bigger problems that get looked over. Too many writers in comics seem to be people just trying to write between other gigs they actually care about, or to push an agenda. Everyone wants their run to "matter" for changing something for a while, and not just be known for being GOOD. Prices go up as quality goes down. Events used to boost sales end up alienating the established readers, meaning the industry loses more fans than it gains each time. An endless cycle of doing anything and everything to hook new readers, but doing it TO characters the established fans love, instead of just making new characters. In short everyone is trying to do things the easy way, and the hard way ALWAYS WINS!

I was wondering about this, has it been confirmed? Because, logically, that's how it should be pronounced. Seems like they REALLY should have gone with instead of making a new character with a retarded name.

To be fair, now I think about it, I did the nigger hair thing when I was a kid to my nigger friend, but in my defense it was a time where niggers were almost an exotic animal in my city.

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This is a completely inoffensive character they could have used instead.

No, my melanin infused friend. Your particular hair fetish shall suffer and share the same fate as my particular hair fetish! You will know the pain that I carry.

I may be an idiot, but how does she fit her arms in the arm holes with her narrow shoulders?

Did you notice that the elbows don't bend at all?

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>used to really like dyed hair but we all know what happened

nice

When you guys talked about the casuals infested 4chan co I thought you were exaggerating. I've seen people on there defend Kate Leth's Hellcat and Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.

No way, you're full of shit. Please be full of shit

I've seen way too many thread derail into "tumblr and troons decide to share tranisiton stories" so anything is possible by now.

RIP cripplechan

Nope I'm fuckin serious. Someone made a thread talking about how Leth's Hellcat wasn't that bad. People started coming in saying it was okay for them. A large majority there still hate it but fuck the ones who like it are vocal as hell.


Woah what?! That happened?!

But he didn't mention anything about her race, he was complaining about her weak backstory


Welcome to the Internet H8 machine, kiddo.
Calling someone a racist doesn't invalidate his argument.

Since this thread is about to hit autosage, can whoever starts the next one (since she hasn't had a full issue yet, there WILL be a next one) actually put some fucking effort in, unlike OP? I mean, just at least have the few pages of her we have, so we can be talking about how shit the art is right as the thread starts? And add in obvious things we need like articles from Bendis and the fact that Rhodey's niece could have fulfilled the role much better? Maybe even also add in info about the stupid "Dr. Doom will ALSO be Iron Man!" shit they're pulling, if we have new info on that soon?

I just want to see overall thread quality go up, and that normally starts with a good OP. There is a lot of information we have about this that gets repeated because important stuff trickled into the thread instead of being right up front, like it should be.

So where do you think Iron Mammy is heading? How long you give it until she hits the trash?

Keep your boogeyman straight, you fucking pinko.

Best post in the whole thread.

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This is actually what comics are now.