Tfw can't have sex with myself

Why even live, Holla Forums?

Why would you want to?

are u gay?

Feels phantasmigorical, fam

lmao fag

you can't masturbate?

it's only gay if touching your own dick is gay

I mean having sex with a clone of myself or something like that

G A Y

The dog knows it's getting ear cancer

get a load of this redditor

you could do this

G A Y

Maybe not gay, but very self-absorbed.

Is there literally no one you find more attractive than yourself?

...

no, not figuratively

you told me to get a load from a redditor

Not him, but not really. Nobody has the soul I do, the perspectives I do, understands the world in the way I do, likes everything I like or knows exactly how to get me off just right.

Conceited narcissist


Anti-social autist

grillsdontwantme.png

Well if you say so :^)

Is anyone here able to stick their dick in their own ass?

I think I'd need to be another inch longer

:^(

I used to be able to lick the tip of my dick

git gud

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Scared of seeing some dick?

I know that feel, I would totally fuck me.

Buffalo Bill pls

XD

protip:
if you want to fuck yourself :