Why even live, Holla Forums?
Tfw can't have sex with myself
Why would you want to?
are u gay?
Feels phantasmigorical, fam
lmao fag
you can't masturbate?
it's only gay if touching your own dick is gay
I mean having sex with a clone of myself or something like that
G A Y
The dog knows it's getting ear cancer
get a load of this redditor
you could do this
G A Y
Maybe not gay, but very self-absorbed.
Is there literally no one you find more attractive than yourself?
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no, not figuratively
you told me to get a load from a redditor
Not him, but not really. Nobody has the soul I do, the perspectives I do, understands the world in the way I do, likes everything I like or knows exactly how to get me off just right.
Conceited narcissist
Anti-social autist
grillsdontwantme.png
Well if you say so :^)
Is anyone here able to stick their dick in their own ass?
I think I'd need to be another inch longer
:^(
I used to be able to lick the tip of my dick
git gud
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Scared of seeing some dick?
I know that feel, I would totally fuck me.
Buffalo Bill pls
XD
protip:
if you want to fuck yourself :