EXPLODING SEMEN

Hey Holla Forums, does anyone know if there's any way to make your cum combust? This isn't just some retarded idea that I came up with on the fly, think about it. It might be the best self defense system

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But in your little scenario, how would you control if you want it to explode or not?You gonna keep some chemical on you that makes your jizz explode when it mixes?

Yes

Then why not just use some concussive device instead of fucking around with some stuff to make your semen explode?

Is it about having [audible ejaculations]?

it's about utter disrespect and making it near impossible to figure out you're the reason the explosion happened

So your cum would have to be biocompatible so you don't get poisoned from your own semen.
You don't want it to explode when it's inside you, (or presumably inside her vagina), so maybe it's reactive to air, or reactive when the temperature is colder than 35°C (the temperature of your balls).
Oh, and it has to be similar enough to your normal semen for your body to be able to produce it, although if you were really committed, you could inject your seminal vesicle with some type of chemical instead.

OP, it's a tall order.

Victim reports that the perpetrator ejaculated on her, then used an unspecified chemical that caused an explosion

You may get away with it once or twice, but I doubt it'd last long.

This would need to be some Deus Ex augmentation shit. Most people would be attaching dragon dildos and other sex toys to themselves. Anons would be lacing their semen with nano machines or something that work like the explosive gel from the Batman Arkham games.

this is the utopia I dream of

It doesn't just have to be a concussive explosion. It could be incendiary, electrified, acidic. There are many possibilities.

Which ones would be the easiest to trigger and whih ones would be the most optimal for the op situation?