How do i get motivated to do work and general other things? give me a list of things to tell myself

how do i get motivated to do work and general other things? give me a list of things to tell myself.

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There's your problem. You can't just say some magic words and expect everything to work itself out. You've got to go out and do something. Start small then gradually get bigger until you've reached your goal.

You want to get a job,get married and die a nobody?

what do you mean by work and other things?

Stop going on Holla Forums and do it.

simple.

Get a physical labor job to save up money for a few months. Learn survival skills when you aren't at work. Once you have enough money, go on a cool-ass journey. The journey will be difficult, and you'll realize how nice a place to stay would be. Now you have a goal, the experience to achieve it, and relativity to fuel you.

stop fapping, I did nofap for 1 week and my dick grew 3 meters, I found a stack of money for every day I didn't fap, the hottest woman in my town asked me to make her my slave and became president of the world, I looked at porn the next day though and long story short I am now a hobo typing this in the local library
TL;DR do nofap and everything works out

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who's this guy?

iDubbbzTV

All you need is right here OP.

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just do it faggot
shiiiiiiiet

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returnofkings.com/96074/8-ways-to-turn-your-insecurities-around

is this what kids/teens call comedy these days?

You have to hit rock bottom before you'll really want to change, so just focus on bringing your life down so much that you'll be forced to change for the better!

There's no such thing as willpower, user. You either want something or you don't. You clearly don't want to change and, therefore, won't.

Good pic, though

these tbh

that, tbqhfam

I WANT A NUDE OF THAT SEMEN DEMON

First step is to get sober.
If you drink, stop for a week , and you'll start to feel more "normal."
You'll also be so bored that you'll start being productive to entertain yourself.

The next step is to kill yourself, because it's never going to get better

Fuck if I know, m8. reverse searched OP's pic and ended up on Sarah Snyder's instagram. Apparently Jaden Smith is throatfucking her as we speak so there's hope for autists everywhere.

Once you go black, we don't want you back.

Pity another attractive white girl decided to ruin herself.

yeah, no. It only says "if you're rich and famous you can fuck anyone"

Fuck you, man. I'm like 2 pushups away from being in a hot tub with Lily Thai.

Whores can be paid, man

you're probably blacker than him. he makes drake look hard.

how does anyone look hard?

First you need to understand what your life will become if you don't do something. And I mean like actually understand, you need to be able to picture it clearly enough that the answer becomes obvious and drives you into doing something with your life.
I'm not going to let myself die without having accomplished something and I could die at just about any moment, understanding this keeps me moving.

they have a bulge in their pants

I've been to thailand, m9.

aw


so what?

aww, that's cute

You paid ladyboys, I don't see how that applies to being rich and fucking cuties

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you've off-topic'd again

no u

I KNOW MORE ABOUT THAILAND THAN YOU

u mad

this

I ain't mad, just memeing out of reality

remind yourself that you are a piece of shit that will never amount to anything, you waste the time of everyone you meet and it is all your fault.

that'll motivate you to do the only thing you will ever actually need to do and do it as soon as possible because every day that you don't is another waste of time and resources.

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nah

Sorry I was away for a bit just then… I landed a shit that was so large and long, that I had to stand up to deliver it… it started leaning out over the top of the damn bowl… it was slightly scary, to be honest…its golden glowing eyes of corn winking back at me… I had to poke it down using the brush, before I could flush it away.

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I ended-up having to call a plumber afterwards… the bastard-turd got stuck on its way down to the sewer mains… twas not a pretty sight.

Doing chores is therapeutic. Clean your room, or do the dishes. It doesn't require thought and you feel good afterwards because you've accomplished something

Sieantifikaly proven

you probably tried no-fap, and failed after 1 day, didn't you?

Who is this guy?

Kek

So close tbh

it's also meditative in a way because it frees up your mind from the distractive internet machines.