BERNIE MIGHT SKYDIVE INTO SPEECH TOMORROW
>The rally will be held at Cloverdale Municipal Airport at 7:30 local time. Only adding to the mystery, airport manager Michael Morrissey tells The Press Democrat that Sanders is “supposed to make a grand entrance.”
WHAT CAN GO WRONG?
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He might live user.
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American election literally devolves into a circus.
Hahaha
Or he could have a heart attack on the way down, weekend at bernie's style. He just crumples on stage and shits himself when he lands.
PLEASE FALL TO THE GROUND AND DIE
PLEASE FALL TO THE GROUND AND DIE
PLEASE FALL TO THE GROUND AND DIE
PLEASE FALL TO THE GROUND AND DIE
BON VOYAGE, SKY KIKE!
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WAIT FUCK IT'S TODAY IN 8 HOURS
Notice Me MSM-Senpai!
-Bolshevik Bernie
Bernie will die in 8 hours of a heart attack.
SKYKIKE SKYKIKE DO NOT ANSWER
or hit the power line
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I guess Bernie is getting a free helicopter ride?
underrated comment
if they even let him do it, it'll be assisted. companies won't let you go solo without a minimum number of jumps. maybe with a static line.
no way he'd do a solo jump for this kind of publicity stunt unless he has a lot of experience.
he's going to come floating down attached to some big black KANGZ wishing he had rev3rse hummed bbc more on the way down.
I cant believe that donations are wasted on this crap, and if Bernie is pubically shown as even considering it, then that is another example of the reckless arrogance of Socialism.
If they want bigger crowds pick a candidate that isn't a moaning, feeble old Jew.
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US AT THE WRECKAGE, COMRADE
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I don't see how he how this would help him. Thee young retards this would attract are already planning on voting for him. Maybe he is just trying to out do James Weeks?
Please make it happen!
this would be the best thing all year
or fall into the chimney of the local crematoria.
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Where he finally feels the bern
if dubs the parachute malfunctions and the backup parachute turns out to be a bundle of trump hats tied together
Bernie going for a helicopter ride.
REROLLING FOR BROKEN PARACHUTE AND THE DEATH OF BERNKIKE
RIP
Don't dream it, meme it
GOOD DIVE, SKY KIKE
Wonder if it'll get pinned on Honest Hillary
Is that a legit bernie dildo? Shouldn't it be black?
looks like an anal pipe for blowing smoke out their ass
It's a glass pipe for smoking weed. I don't know why the mouthpiece is shaped like a bellend but I have guesses.
funkypiece.com
It's a bong that looks like a tiny dick.
wew lord
its not actually a dildo.. but seriously ive had some huge pothead friends I dont think I ever once saw a cock shaped bong… I dont understand why they would want this but it sums up their movement swimmingly "gay potheads" thats all they are.
that wasn't a bong, that was a glass pipe
This might be the highest energy thing the leftists have done this entire primary season.
Shame Bernie is still gonna get stumped.
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Oh fuck. Did we meme this? We've already got kikes putting echos around THEIR OWN NAMES on twitter.
ALMIGHTY KEK, WE, YOUR MOST DEVOUT FOLLOWERS ASK THAT YOU BLESS US THIS DAY, WE CALL UPON THE MEME MAGIC OF OLD TO BLESS US WITH MANY KEKS,
AKEK
Must be so, the Dubs speak (>>6207944
Oh shit nigger
MEMES ARE REAL
I REPEAT
MEMES ARE REAL
REMEMBER KIDS ALWAYS CHECK THE SAFETY WHEN FIRING A MEME
I see the campaign managers are putting those redditor life savings to good use
Wtf, what's the story behind it.
Also Bernie be prepared
10/10
Seriously. We're memeposting, but honestly, how fucking pathetic is it that Bernie is this desperate for votes? It's a literal publicity stunt. He needs them so bad that he's willing to jump out of a fucking plane. It's fucking Jeb tier is what it is.
may kek will it
KEK VULT BROTHERS
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PLEASE GET WRAPPED UP IN A UTILITY POLL AND FRY
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ALLIGATOR FARM
crap, wrong video, this is the right one
Kek wills it
reroll for trips
If you needed any more evidence this election is going full bread and circus.
Top Kek. All he needs to do now is air drop boxes of KFC and the "bread" and circus will be complete.
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Maybe he doesn't blaze it you ultra-fag.
Have a bit more respect for yourself.
No user, the small dik maymay is part of the cuck fetish.
ouch I got burned, time to get the razor out
Hopefully Bernie does(n't) perform his best Owen Hart impression at the event.
nice
Actually made me laugh.
It's sad when he's so low-energy that He has to fucking jump out of a plane to look lively.
Alternatively, this is where the DNC kikes will execute him, securing the nomination for shillary
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Throw the jew out the plane
so my country can be free
you must grab him by his horns
then we have great big party
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
This, tbh fam.
kek
Top lel. He's genuinly going to skydive towards his people to prove a point I have to give it to him for trying. Hopefully his heart won't give out because I want to see what he has to say. He's not gonna win anybody over again.
holy shit
HOLY SHIT AGAIN
good enough
If dubs, something goes horribly awry for the sandkike.
Fuck.
Rerolling.
Come on user, that isn't how you get dubs.
kek, really? links?
I'm a total embarrassment.
In the garage now, doors closed, car running. Starting to get tir
FUCKING KEK, YOU BASTARD.
It's stickied.
Are you blind?
i gloss over stickies often
What a time to be alive.
The Merchants are voluntarily adding (((echoes))) to identify themselves, and Bernie is jumping out of a plane.
Did one of you guys find a magic lamp?
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I got a call from Kek.
He still want's you to kill yourself.
I'll kill myself as well.
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Damn I wish I could draw.
Skydiving alone required proper certification, and proper certification requires a shitload of experience skydiving while strapped to someone who is already certified.
So, assuming this were to happen, I highly doubt he would be on his own. He'll have help on the way down.
HOLEEEE FUCK spoiler that shit
Great meme though, sending it to all my berncuck friends as we speak
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FREE HELICOPTER RIDE
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MEME IT
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checkem
I want a blimp with 'TRUMP 2016' circling around trump tower 24/7 and possibly in other areas.
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YFW Sanders' chute gets caught on something and he flies into the engine and shredded and rains all over bernouts below.
/thread
Giving the Jews the excuse to play victim is bad news.
Maybe you should read the book.
How?
The consequence being a direct result of their own actions has never stopped them from claiming victim before.
Free will? You were talking about an accident weren't you?
How?
It's so he can say some bullshit about how from up high there aren't any borders or walls, and blah blah blah Trump is rayciss.
I was checking my own, you mong.
And again
OMG MEME HIS DEATH PLEASE!
TO THE GROUND
/thread
Oh dear. So you were. Looks like I'll need to get doubles to undo my embarrassment.
New jumpers are only allowed to jump tandem. And no fucking way would the SS let him skydive.
This is some skydiving school leaking a bullshit story to get PR.
They've done this sort of shit before. Dozens of times, in fact.
Fucking shill.
masterstroke user
Are you one of those chaos causers that just shouts "SHILL" at every other poster to rile people up and generally be annoying?
No. Filtered. Don't give a fuck.
It's like you fuckers don't want meme magic to help you.
Why would you give a guy a heart attack before you throw him out of a plane?
Pinochet sends his rewards.
Listen, Hdubs can do no wrong, it's a proven fact, because xhe's a wymxn.
DISHONORABRU SKY BURIAL
Pinochet would never supporting harming a chosen person of G-d.
Fucking meme it kek.
WHY IS BERNIE WASTING HIS DONORS CAMPAIGN MONEY?
Oh yeah, because he never intended on winning.
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Is there a stream or anything? If I'm correct it's in 2 hours.
this is what desperation looks like
if we meme hard enough, he will die
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HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
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kek
The lack of a pinochet joke here is disappointing.
Knew it was too good to be true. Bernie's too low energy to do something like this.
Reported
Yes I'm retarded but I have learning disabilities
BERNIE 2016!!!!
I hope the G-forces make his heart give out.
Trump = Drumpf
AMERICA IS A NSTION OF IMMIGTANTS!
TRUMP IS A DIVIDER!!!
I hope your mom gets g force from my cock
see
pic related
DURR HURR IF U CARE AOLNOUT SAFTY YOUR LOW ENETGY LLKKL CDDZDDXDDDDD
fake REPORTED
Drumpf will never win and never get these dubs
Aaa
FUG :DDDD
Please don't do this.
Yes. Can't wait. Mememagic is REAAAL!
wew @ all these lads who dont want their messiah to go splat on live tv
This isn't reddit, cuck, sage isn't a downvote
pass dubs don't matter LIKE IF U AGREEEEEEEREEEEE 👍
LOL KYS
yes this is Reddit hello?
HAHAHAHAHA XDDDDD 😂👌
How mad you are right now makes me erect.
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Are you a bot or unaware of how IDs work
bernie sanders the terrestrial lander
He's just spamming the thread to get it to 750.
Unfortunately, user, he'll be jumping out a plane with a prop at the front, so there's no chance of that.
Pray to Kek that the memes have willed him into cardiac arrest on the way down or that the chute doesn't open.
You can check mine
He's got a long way to go
Man I feel bad for the guy who's gonna have to ride with sanders' lifeless body on his ass while his corpse is shitting his pants the whole long descent down. He's probably just your ordinary professional who happened to get roped into it.
I've got your dubs right here tbh fam
There's better things in life than being autistic
SS hates working under Hillary. Maybe they hate Bernie, too. Who above the SS is gonna question what happened that they let a 90-year-old man skydive, the illegal immigrants? The college dykes? The faggot liberal nu-males? I don't think so.
As for a PR stunt, I'll take hope where I can get it.
ebin raid
inb4 Clinton pays someone to sabotage his chute
This is pretty low energy. Incessant dubs spamming is over at Holla Forums.
its kind of like POL, except instead of hating jews they hate video games
How did this enormous shill get through?
If you count the (150) from before you got that other IP banned you could do it in about a 15 seconds at this rate.
Serious question, how bored are you that this seems like a worth while use of your time?
I mean sure this is probably a slide thread because the chances of bernie jumping out of a plane are roughly the same as a swedish woman saying no to brown cock.
You finally got dubs, have your reward of gore and get the fuck off the board normie.
Filtered though.
A quarter of the posts ITT are from some butt-hurt Bernout.
he can land here
you don't have a dick you just suck one
I refuse to believe you are real. Lurk more friend. If you indeed aren't a shill you are more than welcome.
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sauce on that .gif?
I can't be the only one laughing at the thought of Bernie Sander's parachute failing to open, and then him slamming full force into the ground in the middle of thousands of his supporters, turning him into a giant slimy pancake on impact.
Why the fuck do I need to filter half the thread when an obvious shill pops in, you people should know better.
FAGGOT MODS!!!!!!(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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You're not very smart, are you?
Man are you really not a shill? Seriously lurk more user. You are welcome to learn some but if you're just going to keep spamming like a child you're gonna get banned all the time. Your choice. You could go back to plebbit if you want though. Alsofiltered again.
Die, kike
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please, these subhumans don't deserve your faith
Yes you may be right. I was just making sure that if it wasn't a shill I could spread the message to lurk some. We all need to work together you know. We all need to know the truth and cucks or non-cucks welcome. But he is most likely a shill. Just never seen that approach before.
Apparently they are also bumplocking pro-trump threads.
I think it's one shitposter/shill that goes into threads and spams them to near death, I've seen it a few times today and yesterday.
Check this shit out.
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Don't show your IP address on the internet you fucking retard
How is the weather in Raleigh, North Carolina?
But will his poor old heart be able to take the fall?
you sure showed him, /baph/
That caught me by surprise. Godspeed, Polish Grandfather of Reason.
PLEASE MEME ARTISTS, GIVE US THIS BOON
What am i looking at?
gematrix.org
Here ya go, kiddo, knock yourself out.
Making that my desktop.
Somebody tells me the song that has been sampled that starts at 0:19 please I've been looking for it for quite while.
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Iv'e never even posted there.
Just google "IP tracker" shit is fucking easy.
dubs get
Hard gore!
PIC IS YOU RIGHT NOW
I pity the fool who thinks that IP is legit.
Good to know he's spending his supporter's money well.
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This one isn't disappointing.
off topic but I swear to god that Blue Angels pilot that died yesterday looked like a combo of this guy and your pic
Kek.
Top Kek.
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if dubs bernie lands onto hillary
rerollan
If Dubs Bernie Lands on a Landwhale going full Triggered
Its been 8 hours what happened
he ded
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Rest in pieces commie jew faggot
They say no most of the time. Why do you think the rape statistics are so high?
this. what really happened faggots? nothing?
Guacbowl Redux
Did the shills manage to shut this thread down?
Yeah, jew didn't follow through.
The end of the video is great, when his speaking time is already up he quickly adds "Socialism kills!".
