Sam Hyde Trolls BuzzFeed In Article About Sam Hyde Trolling

He's the ultimate troll incarnated.

He's been Holla Forums tier for like 5 years now

heres a better one to watch

I really like his comedy, but I can't actually watch most of his videos more than a couple minutes through, it's too cringy.

Sam confirmed for Daily Shoah listener.

Yeah me too, I know he's good but I just cringe too much.

In one of the episodes he donated and left a message.

The one second long walls of text he throws in the videos are always top notch

Except it was the only/major example used… it's like if you call some dude a pedophile out of the blue, and when he denies it you say, "then why is everybody calling your a pedophile?!"

I'm just waiting for the day journalists take the bait and start naming Mike Stoklasa in these.

Where's Jan

Quote from Forbes website with Sam Hyde,

forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#3b02b1ec8d90

Fuck you, it's Forbes. I ain't archiving it.

And what is so special about forbes?

Do you think anybody takes what Sam said seriously ?

This is him

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kek

This writer for Forbes took Hyde's email seriously. Clearly Hyde was trolling, but she didn't get it..

It ain't left wing click bait site like Huffington Post or Buzzfeed.

Cheers. For some reason I've always ignored his content, thinking he was just a silly e-celeb.

I did too. I still think he's weird as hell. Vid related is top tier if you want to see some him trolling at a bernie rally.

You know shit is fucked when your basic bitch columnist cunt from Forbes takes your troll seriously.

This is beyond Poe's law. We've entered the twilight zone.

They need to get that book out pronto, been waiting forever

also : checked

archive.is/7w1vR

Fucking Buzzfeed never learns.

I imagine in the future after shit goes down and everything goes back to normal our kids might laugh at this.

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We just Hydeposting now?

there is a problem with trump newfags being way too removed from the redpilled fountain.

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LET IT BEGIN

Sam Hyde has some videos that are just great. He trolls liberals IRL, it's hilarious.

I'm not sure if he's chubby or buff but in any case he's a pretty big guy it seems.

this one is my fave

He's bulking brah

In the early videos he is your typical tall-skinny nerd, eventually he put on some weight (either for comedic reasons or just because he eats like shit, probably both) and at some point got really into lifting so now he truly is the Big Guy

>>>/oven/
You fucking nigger.

The big guy deserves it. Couldn't pick a better person for the job.

Truly, the pinnacle and example of how we'll all make it.

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He's pretty on-the-level, too

That's expected though, Germans are like that these days…
He emerged a LARPagan, at least he doesn't have suicidal thought anymore, just seems bitter about everything.

I want to help him, but I'm unsure of what to do.

Eceleb faggot evalion kike

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Sam Hyde is a white supremacist serial killer rumoured to be the grandson of (and spiritual successor to) Otto Skorzeny. He uses his comedy tours as cover for savage spree killings which the media decides are just TNB by the local dindus and thus not newsworthy. His Youtube channel is used to spread coded instructions to his disciples in the WN underground.

He's got a board here >>>/mde/

You sound very new and should probably leave.

reported and saged you dumb shill

Did ti for you faggot

archive.is/cjQwS

He is one of the world's foremost trolls. He is lying to buzzfeed by saying it's all a Daily Stormer effort because he knows they'll eat it up like pigs eat shit, since you can easily google him doing this shit in person, for all I know, Anglin and others have been naming him with his full knowledge and consent.

This is all whiny garbage from someone who is totally in denial about human limitations, most of all his own. In order for democracy to fix all things magically you would need a politician who isn't human, and voters who aren't human. The author's reaction to this observation is to freak out and predict the apocalypse. He also neatly demonstrates his delusions by topping the first text off with "gender isn't binary", obvious brainwashing he has fallen for. Or the second with "waah, I spent 180k on a degree that won't pay for itself in the long run". What, is that supposed to be anyone else's fault? I thought with the tooth paste example that we are all supposed to have infinite awareness and rationality. Where was that when you chose your degree?

He's an idiot and a hypocrit, just like everyone else, and he admits to it in small parts, yet doesn't see the irony in whining about the world not being perfect.

He would probably agree with you if you told him as much. Such is life as a self-hating jewish virgin.

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Holy shit lurk moar faggot

He's chubby and buff but has chicken legs

It's ah, a joke buddy

I don't understand why you still care for this dicksucking peasant clown. Ohhh…he is sucking dicks but plz don't forget, he is antisemitic and that's why we accept him and his bullshit personality.

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Better homeless and free of mind than with a job while re-educated and brainwashed by liberal bullshit and drugs.

Do not be this obvious, everyone can see this is bait.

You can always help him get back on track too.

What is this, a Jew for ants?

You got me. I'm a fucking jew and will convert you all to you natural reality.

What the fuck are you talking about? Better be shit than a jew?

Sam how do you pay your bills doing all this shit? I would think no one would hire you or they would fire you at some point.

You are a collosal dick sucking faggot.

You can't view the site directly if you use an ad blocker. That's horseshit.

I'm not giving you clicks, Forbes writer.

Come on. There are shekels for everyone you fucking faggots. You just have to praise the jew in you. Damn it, i could become a rhyme rapper. It's not like we are forcing you to accept the truth. But if you don't then you will be nothing. It's your own decision. No force applied. Shekel shekel shekel. Our system, our rules. No force applied.

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Hey i'm Sam Hyde. I'm not gay. But let us lick our hairless bodies. That's not gay btw. Plz fuck me with your great toe. That's not gay btw. It's just antisemitic. We are all great white cocksucking mermans. We are unity. That's not gay btw.

I'm willing to believe this was a real Hydepost.

Wouldn't surprise me.

Got some shekels for it.

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They can never give you enough Shekels, goy. Know that the state of Israel couldn't exist without all your hard work!

you do understand that he is the one naming himself, right? don't tell me you are Sam OP, in that case great job he is a master troll

sam hyde is more than a troll. sam hyde is a prophet of kek.

did they call him a homo KEK

this is what real shilling looks like newfriends, you need to learn

this short implication or meme arrows as the real oldfags call it is full of many implications
First it is implying that ecelebs are bad just because they are ecelebs.
That is not correct, most of ecelebs are bad because they are gigantic fucking faggots/cunts, but the position of eceleb itself is neutral, neither good, nor bad and one of the ways how to reach critical mass for redpill spreading

Next it uses evalion as an example. Someone who already has a bad narrative created by constant spamming in the past. If the spams were from real supporters from the start or even started by professional shills is not important, just that the name itself annoys everyone who went through the spamming is enough.

Last it calls the mention person a kike, which is suprisingly correct in this case, since Sam Hyde is a kike, but also a honorary Aryan. This must have been a lucky conincidence, since normally everyone who is being shilled against is called kike even when he is not.

you can send me gold into my Holla Forums gold account if you find my post usefull

sam isn't a fucking jew, idiot.

some classic sam for ye

explaining 4chan memes is modern journalism

breaking the conditioning indeed

What Sam is doing, and it's really quite clever, is exploiting the sacred unspoken oath between all people in "media". Comedians and journalists are of the same class of people, people of low or middling talent who seek attention and self-aggrandizement. Sam is no regular comedian, but they don't know this. Even though his content is controversial, they assume he's part of the you-jerk-me-off-I-jerk-you-off media culture, so he can tell them any bullshit and they will believe it.

That fucking glorious bastard!

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This is so awful that I'm embarrassed for you.

How tall is he? He looks like a giant compared to everyone else.

~6'4"

Sam Hyde is a degenerate.

He's 5'8", he said so in an interview.

HAHAHA

Then why is he one head taller than anyone else?

I need to start pausing and reading these gems.

Yeah dude, totally real. Just like he totally fucked Ashley too huh?

Maybe he hangs out with midgets?

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I hope someone fucked Ashley, for Pete's sake.

I see it's not difficult to convince any leftist their dealing with one of their own.

haha that last part, is was just a hoax. its funny because hes referring to the holohoax

FULL ROSS

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Haven't laughed this hard in months.

Hyde confirmed for cancerous newfag.

what if someone else was named sam hyde?

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obligatory Sam Hyde screencap

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Lee heem alon

This is how Ben Garrison got away with creating Nazi cartoons, he first of all made out that someone was altering his originals, so he had plausible deniabilty.
Genius.

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He wants to drown us in norms

I love this man

Agreed, they are changing the board. I'm a trump supporter but I've browsed Holla Forums long before he came into the picture.

Both

Best Christmas gift 2015

If he said 4chan we'd be calling him a cuck. Can't make everybody happy Atleast he browses the superior Holla Forums

Let's get GEoM-Trump-sama elected before going on any 'cancerous newfag' witch hunts.

I'm fucking crying. Sam Hyde is a fucking genius.

Of course, now is not the time for redpills. That comes later…

Tell me about your name field! Why is it empty?

grazi, based hermano

It's a good feeling, isn't it. I need to see a live show.

We in Poe's Universe now.

"Hyde is probably best known for pretending to be a filmmaker to speak at a TEDx conference, where he delivered an excruciating talk about the wonders of the future."

Best description I have ever read. 10/10. Pat yourself on the back.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

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Fucking newfaggot

This is fucking gold.

He isn't jewish, he mentioned in a livestream that his mother had just enough of his edgy kike humor.

Holy fuck is that Sam in college? His whole body is transformed, he's on growth hormone lel.

Holy fucking kekkles

4u

Its called lifting weights faggot. Start doing it.

No it's called eating a shit ton of junk food, losing your metabolism then lifting weights and stuff like that. You don't just start lifting weights and sprouting muscles, you need some fat first.

never go full retard

That nasal discharge at the end makes a 6/10 video 10/10.

I'd buy Sam Hyde a beer.

Are making excuses to a stranger on the internet?

Sam Hyde is the redpill on women.

That's some grade A cognitive dissonance there buddy. Even if Sam Hyde is a disgusting oven dodger he won't have the power to get away with murder.

He's a real human bean.

I thought that was a parody of how mgtow see themselves

He goes all out on them on Kickstarter TV to the point where he has to try (and fail) to hold himself back. It's fucking glorious.

A real meaty double slap

A real meaty double slap

Please tell me they really aired this picture. Please tell me it's not edited after the fact.

Sammy is one of us.

You can't help losing your metabolism dingus.

Holy shit I can't breathe

Please tell me that shit isnt edited

Can someone post the KSTV stuff i'm too poor to buy.

Based Sammy

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(hitler dubs checked)
I've seen that picture of sammy before, but I didn't know they aired it on talmudvision

my sides have left the galaxy

You're right… he can only get away with 'mass' murder.

dyel

I look like schwarzenigger bro.

Sadly its edited, look at the border of the image and when they change to the ambulance picture.

he's anti white leftist asshole that has a huge following from Holla Forums that he mocks every now and then

we don't follow him, he follows us and then pretends not to

We are Sam Hyde

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Pretty sure he is one of those people for real now, writing diatribes on racial differences and IQ on political websites.

His whole stand up is about it.

Kickstarter TV is borderline eugenics propaganda. Almost every episode he goes on a rant either about getting niggers, white trash, anti white cucks and other shitskins to stop breeding, or shitting on girls who reject traditional roles and femininity.

Everything you just said is a lie, 100% false, and total broscience. Holy shit shut the fuck up if you don't know about the subject.

You're just mad because you're fat.

He's a nationalist though, approves of national socialism and votes for Trump, you dumb fuck. The video you posted is him making fun of the untrue leftist vision of how they see nationalists.

Damn straight, mass school shooter user in the making

God, Nicole is so fresh.

I've seen this so much time, but each time I just crack up again

lol what? a convicted murderer can get a job making 20 an hour at the demo company i work at.

KSTV was great

I think there was a thread on Holla Forums with a megaupload link

Guys… did we meme this? Feminists are pissed.

yeah this is a huge problem, waaay to many normies who dont lurk

I've actually discovered this guy a while ago without the help of Holla Forums. He seems pretty cool, why are we ben garrisoning him?

What do you mean?

reminds me of this

How many newfriends do we have?

wow Sam is really driven, I mean, the commitment he shows into his trolling is fan-fucking-tastic

no other comedian would go so far as to try and fuck a tranny to troll people. amazing

I understand why you jump to that conclusion but watch
He isn't sarcastic / playing a character here. It's self deprecation, brutal honesty. He's a fucking hero tbh.

I spoke to Sam for like 30 minutes on Kikebook PM one Friday night. I was drunk and I'm pretty sure he was, also. Anyway, Sam is the real deal. His Holla Forumstier stuff is 100% genuine.

here is a leaked sketch from his [as] show

I know him personally and he actually really doesn't like jews. Its very common in New England to mock gooks as well but I dont think he hates them

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Can't wait for this tbh

tfw I used to be friends with that trap on skype

how big is the dick?

IDK

So, Sam looks like a kike.

Why is this not worrying? (((They))) keep their noses up, causing a scene, and then someone goes behind the scenes and does something to co-opt a movement or something.

It smells like a social parlor trick

God damn he does some good memes now and then.

Prove it you degenerate.

#1 How
#2 Why

There is no other version, sadly.

Yea I know, such is the fate of leaks.

No proof, it ain't true.

Calling BS

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-Sam "Putting a Spanner on a ZOG Scammer" Hyde
-Sam "You betta run you betta" Hyde
-Sam "Fooling normies and their mommies" Hyde
-Sam "Blood's the toll for this Troll" Hyde
-Sam "2 Dope 4 the Rope" Hyde
-Sam "Bowl cut cultist" Hyde
-Sam "Dr Shekel & Mr." Hyde
-Sam "Doing Cringe for the right-wing Fringe" Hyde
-Sam "Fooling media jews and their phony news" Hyde

Modern Andy Kaufman style of troll in-training. Seems very promising

that was amazing

KSTV wasn't even comedy, it was just the pure pain of what happens when you examine the human experience.

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HOW DO YOU PAY FOR YOU CRAZY LIFESTYLE SAM! ANYONE ELSE WOULD BE FIRED! YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME SO I CAN DO THE SAME!

Fired from what? He lives on the profits he makes from his videos

Sigh. I thought I was being trolled when people took Jace seriously.

Reminds me of those transhumanist shitposters with 'muh artificial wombs'

when he said "commie jew fuck" I knew he was trolling and probably listening to the Daily Shoah

Is there a version of this without the retards laughing in the corner?

Just noticed that his fly is undone

.webm

Based

Forbes is a major financial news outlet. It's an establishment rag but it is a serious publication. And they fell for the bait.

He's donated to them before.

Sam Hyde also supposedly ghost wrote a popular movie that was released in 2016

B A S E D
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9 foot.

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at least the whiny faggot makes fresh OC

After posting that I actually spent hours watching his videos. I'm settling for "he used to be misinformed but now he gets it". I don't know.

I support Sam "The Jew on Our Side" Hyde

I don't think you understand his style of humour.

Just finished the retarded article.

I have a feeling Sammy is going to jew out and claim it to all be satire and desire for harmony once he gets famous on [AS].

His comments to the forbes writer are 100% pure solid gold, he has not sold out at all.

Still got hope for Sammy. Good luck Sammy-san

it's weird how the segment of the general public who can comprehend this is such a small amount. There's a steady amount of people who just cannot comprehend this dissonance. More credit to Sam for hitting such an ambiguous live nerve.

I imagine he will, then that in and of itself will be satire and allow him to go full 14/88 in front of millions of normalfags.

its like 200 dollars at best on the table lol

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I fantasized about doing shit like that myself in the past. But of course I never did it and I have no regrets. It wouldn't have worked here in (((Germany))).

Go on

European media culture is a pathetic cesspit. At least it's the closest thing left to national borders and currency you have left. Where once there were Deutschmarks, now there are chans and patriot threads on obscure imageboards. Only fluent, native Germans understand it.

It's a suitable counterculture and I hope you use it to good effect while you have it. Godspeed Deutschbro.

Have anything recent? Because 5 years is a rather long time period

Who's Dorner?

My life goal is to get choked by Samuel the Great

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Sam isn't a kike.

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Sage this closet case's opportunistic half-joke off the front page please

shoo shoo faggot jew

in the same paragraph, no less

what exactly can you germcucks do? Build guns that you aren't allowed to own?

Feel bad about travelling back in time and causing WW2 by standing in the way of British plans to dominate the continent, vehemently distance ourselves from Hitler, remember the six million, put "refugees welcome" stickers in public places and feel like we're rebelling against authority rather than aiding it, call anyone right of Merkel a Nazi.

You think providence is wyrd?

How about if the Krauts started to call it the German Genocide that it is, rather than use all sorts of euphemisms to HYDE what they mean?

hahaha is the newscaster a secret Holla Forumsack?? It seems the words which she is emphasizing are comedic signals, like a dog whistle, causing my sides to explode

Adsense on his videos is probably a decent revenue source, I don't know if it is enough to live on but its a good income supplement.

nice

Why do you care about mermen and that there is nothing gay about being homosexual?

sams not fucking jewish you fag
youre thinking of weev

The one the jews hate?

sam in highschool actually

ctrl + f 'jew'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weev

Top Kek.

Tip Top Kek.

He seems to be blessed by some trickster gods.

1:12

Wew lads check out the rack on this leftist. I'd pretend to be a nu male leftist for one night if it means getting to man handle those massive SJW balloons.

Translation:
IM A STUPID GOY, PLEASE SHUT IT DOWN FAMCHIAM

Nigga why bother playin nice, just get a spay on tan.

You kikes really do want to get gassed?

Fucking Wew lads this guy is a fucking genius. Seriously if you faggots haven't seen this yet, get comfy and watch it from he beginning.

This fucking mad man is red pilling the shit and trolling the fuck out of these leftists. I'm only 50 minutes in and its already comedy gold.

forbes magazine shit was the best

kek

You'd wake up the next morning, wearing fetters and a chastity belt, watching her get spit-roasted by 2 POC.

Women are being encouraged to dump their boyfriends for supporting Trump. Don't bring pleasure to the enemy. Drop a beat to the Trump girls thread and get back to work.

What? Where?

Just because you don't think he isn't, doesn't mean he actually isn't.

This is worth looking into. He could be co-opting our movement and we're just playing into (((their))) hands.

He's joked about his Jew-esque nose before.

Is he a member of the GNAA or something? He's doing something.

Look, whoever the fact this guy is, don't give into eceleb bullshit.

This fucking website.

mde.tv/

You're a fucking idiot.

kill yourself

This guy's videos are the most.. how to call them "FRESH" shit I've seen on the internet.

Knowing Sam, he probably staged the whole thing for lulz….

Sam just recently turned 30 so he's probably an old-school shitposter, he used to be really into anime and other nerdy shit in high school (Initial D is where he found his love for fast cars)

Their sound tech James is an old Friend/Fuck Society guy too

A little disappointed they have to change the name of their book though, guess "How To Bomb the US Govt. And Get Away With It" wasn't jiving with publishers

nb

Judging by this:
First announced last May as part of a group of pilot orders, World Peace stars Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort and Charles Carroll, and is directed by Andy Ruse. The show, which hasn’t set a premiere date, goes into production later this month.

The Massachussets-based troupe is known for public pranks and online videos. The show will be set in a post-apocalyptic world barely ahead of the present day that satirizes the current political climate. It’s described as “a super pure tragicomedy rosary of pious prayers bringing unity, joy and excellent living to the people of all sizes, sexualities, and colors” that will “unlock your closeted bigoted imagination, toss your inherent racism into the burning trash and cleanse your intolerant spirit with pure unapologetic American funny_com.”
deadline.com/2016/03/sketch-troup-million-dollar-extreme-adult-swim-series-order-official-title-1201713596/

Because that fucker needed even more power.

Where do you see a big nose? Sam is 100% English.

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What kinda whip is dat boi pushin?

It gets worse.
Forbes has served ads that have contained malware before.
Never go a url that starts with Forbes.com

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TRIPLE KEK

ABSOLUTE M A D M A N

Sam's pen is an LMG

lol

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You sir, made my day !

I Didn't even know this story !

I see we got a lot of newfags. But its good. Good thing we post old stuff frequently enough.

Dollface is a known whore.

HOW DARE HE NOT LIKE Holla Forums

He once said that his mother told him that she had some jewish ancestry. She probably said that to make him stop saying hateful things about jews, which didn´t work obviously.

It's hilarious to me that he got a show on adult swim because [as] banned me from their message board back in like 2009 and the ban reason was "Using science to justify racism and sexism".

Sam Hyde is pioneering a new kind of comedy; post-irony he's deconstructing the deconstruction

Well, that's just more deconstructing, that's not different. Revolutionary is reconstructing that which was deconstructed into a new whole. Whoever can do that will be the real pioneer of a new comedy, an ubermensch.

Elin was not the girl in the video.

In other news, the same meme is happening again

Some one make a new Happening thread for Orlando.

namefagging attention whore speaks truth when realising it knows someone famous

Thanks to that man i took my first look into Holla Forums and stayed ever since.
To this day i still don't know if it was the worst decision of my life

Then you wouldn't get laid at all. Confirmed virgin for knowing women have a deeper sexual desire for men they feel rejected by.

fixed

This was posted on the mde subreddit a while ago its a hoax. also sams gmail is alienmode not whatever is in the screen shot

Did Sam get blamed again? He needs to be consistent!

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sam hyde is def behind this

its gone. would you happen to have it?