A civilized game of chess

Your turn, Holla Forums

I don't play by the rules bitch.

Your move.

Knight to rook 5

Does this look like your game? I'm already playing and I just won.

I use my priest to convert your king to whiteness
Chrektm8

Kek, there's no way a move this amusing could be illegal. better come up with a counter.

Thank god the thread has risen

The black pawns have blocked the white side of the boards in protest of the racially biased killing of the black king.

Uh-oh, they didn't teach me this one in chess school

I spend half my equipment points to buy surplus military gear and turtle down
White king's turn limit is up and he leaves the board, elections coming up on turn 7.

May I suggest a solution to ?

Your white knights seem to be distracted by your queen.

Ooops. I put the queen on the wrong square and I didn't mean to post that as mod.

the black pieces all shot each other white wins

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OP here, appreciate the suggestions, but I can't do them if black doesn't take their fucking turn. Your turn, black.

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The black queen and both of her bishops agree to an interview in an early-morning talk show where they explain that the rioting and looting are actually their way of taking back their side of the board from the white chess pieces, and that any white pieces who are against this are racist.
The queen also assures that they are only targeting "white supremacist" businesses, so any person affected by the rioting totally had it coming.

pawn to E6

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Uh, anyone wanna take the white turn? I require additional keks.

Actually:
1．d4　f5
2．c4　e6
3．Nf3　Nf6
4．g3　Be7
5．Bg2　０－０　
6．０－０　d6
7．Nc3　Qe8
8．Re1　Ne4　　
9．Qc2　???

b2

Good move.

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You are a fucking faggot

Also who plays queen gambit at this day and age come on step it up

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Pawn to a5

a7

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It's BLM vs the cops