Every single human being on Earth is dead

A crucifix

The lords prayer

A christian hymn

A copy of the bible

And finally a depiction of the Earth, with various great landmarks

I heave a big locker that is protected with 20 locks.

There is a note advising that the keys are scattered within a kilometre of this case, one being on my corpse.

Eventually gathering all the keys, they will open this locker to find a note:

"ur a faget"

My final words will probably be an autistic warcry to echo throughout the empty land.

I would spend years studying so I could bump the ISS into a higher orbit. It is worth preserving in it's own right and could be preserved longer than anything on earth so long as I could get it higher so it doesn't re-enter in 30 years.

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yes, gather up some wild horses, they totally wont back-kick you in the pelvis and shatter your bones when you try to stick your penis in them because real life is totally just like your cartoon ponies!

Its just like with humans user, got to take it slow and build up trust before you get to the banging.

Yes, this is true, unfortunately, most people who want to fuck horses have autism and autistic people tend to be too disconnected emotionally to know how to properly tame an animal

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Final words:

My source:
>>5993405