Ayy lmao

Hi Holla Forums
I will have a good opportunity to lose my virginity soon. Any tips for a first timer?

some background:
I am a 20 yr/old male
we are both students at the same university
she is way more experienced than me

Get her drunk then shit on her chest

Wow what a fucking edgelord, kys you edgy faggot

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the night i met her we both got pretty drunk and rolled around and kissed, but i didn't even get hard
chalking that one up to the alcohol and not the fact that i've been jerking off to weird fetish porn 3 times a week for the last 6 years before even touching a girl

You might have to ask her to dress up as a squid monster or something

why the fuck are you posting this "Wow what a fucking edgelord, kys you edgy faggot" shit on every post you can find?

lol

She's a whore, isn't she?

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naw good guess though

mudslime child bride?

Good luck, user. Don't blow it!

pic was as unrelated as this one

wut?

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Eat da pucci boss.
Lift the hood and lick da clit.
Become the clit commander .
If you do it right you'll gain a stalker for life.

Shaggy????

He might not know where to find it

You have to be dumb as fuck to miss that one

prepare for disappointment

He already said she's a woman.

shiggy diggy

that pic is actually somewhat helpful so thank you user

My pleasure.

Get her to lick your raphe

that is one disgusting, cut, jew dick right there

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*gooch

I really wish they didn't cut my foreskin off at birth.

being uncut is great because i can jerk off and hold the jizz in the foreskin, and get up to dump it in the toilet
no mess or smelly jizzrags to deal with

see, it sounds disgusting at first, but makes sense. Id also appreciate a pouch like a kangaroo for snacks. but i will, unfortunately, get neither

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let her do all the work. bring multiple condoms cause youre gonna nut instantly.

check'd

she's sending me snapchats of her cats right now
what's the best way to ask for nudes

Wow what a fucking edgelord, kys you edgy faggot

blow her penis before she fucks you so it's nice and lubed.

"any more pics of your pussy?"

None you retard.

why's that?

Buy some thin condoms. The normal size ones are too thick. Also don't be a fucking beta in the bed. Women love it when you become a monster. To quote 50 shades of gray "I don't make love. I fuck… Hard."

Listen fag. Getting nudes is going for the 2nd best thing, the 1st obviously being sex. Knowing you, you will fuck it up and she will think you are a creep for wanting nudes. Fuck that, go for first place and shove your dick in her!

give me da pussi boss

wat

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