How To Own A Peacock?

I think it'd be cool to get a peachick but I don't know the fine details. I live in the US

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First of all, get some really good strong packing tape…
Then, when you are hard, you should t

looks like you accidentally a Candlejack there

Candlejack is a shit meme and you're a dumb nigger.

Hitler confirms

there's peacock and peahen
which one you fancy for the winter?

Weird fetish much?

I've had a pee-cock all my life without even trying. Just do it, OP.

i see wat u did there blah blah blah

It was witty, wasn't it? See, cause it plays on the similarity between a peacock and a urinating phallus.

I cut my teeth in advanced wit-makery on reddit, the hangout for intellectually superior individuals of the species.

peacocks ain't difficult to raise. some heat when small and extra grain in the cold months. they perch like chicken at night.
Otherwise you can't eat them, they shit squit everywhere and in spring scream for sex like shanked niggers, all night long.
keep a shotgun handy, shooting them is fun.

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Check your state and local laws first. You might need a premit to keep an exotic animal. I live in Wisconsin. There are no laws regarding which animals you can keep other than some local city ordinances.

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Is that anything like peacocking?

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it's like a cheap Bam Margera cosplay

I don't want to see OP's heart get broken when bonds with his important peacock bro before checking local and state laws only to find out the government has banned peacocks and it's forced to be put down in front of OP.

Following the rules might save OP from some serious trauma and heartache

#PeacockLivesMatter

Pee cock…that's easy

just drink alot of water

Urinepenis

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