Fun activities to do with a girl in your apartment?

fun activities to do with a girl in your apartment?

She's asian and her english isn't too good, but we communicate okay

And the apartment isn't that big, so we can't really be doing cartwheels or anything like that

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fick

dance
cook
board games
card games

vidja
plot the assassination of an arbitrary head of state

dancing makes me feel weird

cooking would be okay tho

don't think she likes video games

that's always on the menu

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problem?

Impress her with your cooking skills? Women love a man who can cook.

FUCK!

make sure to video tape the shit, whatever you do.
yellow 3DPD thinks all westerns are rich, and will claim rape to try to exploit for money

exploit you for money*

if you have a SNES, teach her to play Super Mario World

I guarantee she'll put out

This

Just have sex and film it already

cute

Fuck her like there is no tomorrow and let her do some other activities between fucks and just follow her and learn.

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Ontan and/or alien boy will die horribly, Mark my words.

i wish i was a tiny little asian guy with a tiny little asian girlfriend

but i'm not.

i'm a big, strong man.

could always play vidya or watch a scary movie

nothing, give her some money, tell her to go to the cinema, play vidya by yourself till tomorrow

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Tell her to go away so you can fuck me in the ass

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user I don't know what that means

watch cartoons or american animated series like southpark/rick and morty.

also this

My old female flatmate and I, used to have "Biggest Turds" contests… we would weigh and measure them, and the loser got to do the winner's washing for that week. It was fun times. I miss sharing a place with her.

Bitter virgin.

Just watch a movie. Probably something that is high-adrenaline (for comforting) but gets steamy

Commit suicide together.

Play on pepsiman

Just stare at her, girls live that.

Assasination it is then!

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IKTF bro. Life is suffering.

please how to sex an asian girl

don't be a "WHITTU PIGGU"

Your beautiful Asian mistress is going to be chock full of my pork.

heh, whatever you say.

If trany dies i'll consider picking it up again.

Deal with it.

movies are a shit-tier activity

Nah, there are plenty of non-sjw manga to read.

OP would you fuck Johnny Depp's daughter?

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methodically make her trust you with everything in her life through carefully worded concern and the moment she gets pregnant, cut her up into small pieces so you can put an entire female human body through a garbage disposal, then use gallons of drain cleaner.

sex

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Do the crab dance. PUA here.

What manga?

I hope you're prepared to read one of the greatest manga of all time. Dumping.

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I would suck her dick clean off.

Same as with any other girl, just show her your big thick wallet.

Her English isn't ==well==

Dumbass.

Probably the furthest away from porn that i will fap to.

Stupid fuck.

samefag

I love it already

Go back to cuckchan then you faggot.

Idiot.

Cuck.

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Play vidya

no u

Pretty much anything! Thats why girls are so awesome.

What a strange strange strage society we have become

We have been group fucking for 200,000 years, is this something new to you?

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now i realized i wasted my youth, i give up.

benis in vagina