Experience the eloquence of King Nigger

The king…
That flower of chivalry…
That prince of monarchs…
That paragon of potentates…
Hear the wisdom…
Witness the wit…
Observe the oratorical eloquence…
Lend an ear…
To the mellow voice…
The tender tones…
The coruscating consonants…
Clarify the conundrums…
Dazzle us with logic…
Ladies and gentlemen
King Nigger

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I-I-I-I-IF-IF-IF-IF-I-I-I-I-I-I-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF

That's not the only thing that sounds funny.

He's late for his hourly Whitonium injection, his native baboon impulse to ook and screech unintelligibly is slowly reasserting itself.

I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm guessing he's trying his hardest to avoid outright saying "fuck white people".

Thanks, Porky Pig!

HE IS SO BUTT BLASTED HOLY SHIT

I CAN TASTE THE SALT FROM HERE

HE GONE CHIMP OUT REEL SOON MY NIKKER

I PREDICT OBAMA MELTDOWN BY THE END OF THIS ELECTION CYCLE

I PREDICT MICHAEL/OBONGA MURDER/SUICIDE WHEN TRUMP GETS ELECTED.

HE'S LOSING IT.

What specifically provoked this?

He sounds like all sharpton or any other nigger with a microphone.

Fuck countersage

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Damn Dana Perino is so fucking fine..

dude. not even kidding. he will. mark my fucking words.

The conference already sounded like a nig church

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Chimp in Chief is about to have a nervous breakdown.

Can you see the fear and pain in his eyes?

His teleprompter probably fucked up.

Lol das raciss

What in the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

Also, you can see his wife-beater through his shirt. What a fucking slob.

lol @ black woman raising the congregation in background

amazing that people still fly the federal US flag with pride

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what a joke of a country

hopefully Trump will save you

This guy is a master rhetorician. The masses eat things like this up for breakfast. Literally eat it up, by way of the morning press.

Oh my fucking god you can.

PROFUSE SWEATING

reminds me of this gem

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Okie doke

Has he moved on with being emperor yet?
I seem to have lost track on account of not hearing him over the sounds of my firearms.
I was distinctly promised some manner of loss of my sole right in the US.

Nah, he's busy making sure that brainwashed boys of degenerates can use the bathroom with little girls in public schools.

the only phrase that comes to mind when I think of Obama is "his goose is cooked"

So no Obamapire to fight?

Just another let down from the right promises, like repealing stuff or getting me self tying shoes?

Meanwhile, the bathrooms could do with being made floor to ceiling stalls.

Why is it they make a cheap ass wall that anybody 6 foot or more can see over whether they want to or not?

Hey Holla Forums tell me how you feel about all those predator strikes of Bush's that he continued and expanded.

I couldn't even watch the whole video.
What a sperg.

Wow, hes dumb as shit when hes not reading off a teleprompter… oh wait.

There is no possible way (((they'll))) let Trump win the general.

So this… is the power… of teleprompters… whoa…

Truly a modern Cicero.

Pretty damn good.
Love that we get to see shitters in life get to help the milindustrial complex.
All i hope for is Hillary so you lot can go die for Israel while I get a job as a civilian contractor.

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A) He's do pissed off on the very real possibility of Trump winning, that he lost his composer.
B) His Tel-e-prompter fucked up.

I say there's a 50/50 chance of either.

Because Trump is tottally going to not see mass unemployment the moment he pops the manipulated bubbles.
That he will somehow become the president, and yet remain untouched by this all powerful kikespiracy.
That he will at the same time somehow convince a Congress that hates him to work with him, and not just continue the same "no" as now.

Yes, such a fantasy land.

Or I can go for what makes me happy and laugh as you fail to enact your beloved happening, since you just keep letting each sand grain pass you by.

You so look for a rockslide, you ignore the sandstorm you are in.

This is what happens when there are no teleprompters around

How long before even the most cucked of virtue-signaling liberals hit rock bottom and admit their addition to moral posturing has gone too far?

When will they say to themselves, "My desire to to prove that I'm not racist by voting for a black man did this. I'm sorry. Never again."

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My deepest apologies for being this much of a faggot and not proofreading my shitposts before posting.

You need military or law enforcement experience for civilian contracting work. That or actually know people in the industry. Or have tons of money to throw at a security company to train you, which most people wash out of and they tend not to hire you anyway if you actually pass the course.

Something tells me you have none of these things.

No
Because I am an engineer.
You shit globs really need to get over your bloodlust.

It's beautiful. I'm in stitches fam.

Ohhh, I see. You don't know what civilian contractor means

No I do, your issue is you want to be like COD with everything but know you can't make it through boot camp.

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Obama had a composer? Didn't think he was that cultured.

I'm guessing his teleprompter had some bug.

So in your fantasy world, Raytheon, Boeing, Alaire, Rock River Arms, etc
Don't exist?

No wonder you can't get anything done and have resorted to religion, you don't even know where to buy your gear!

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Are they civilian? Yes.
Do they run contracts? Yes.

You're just unhappy with this, your mind warped by an inability to understand American.
Instead you mock those speaking it, poor poor Europoor.
Don't worry, Achmed shall soon pry thy booty open and place bacon shits straight into your colon.