I wrote a virus to steal bitcoins from people. What the best way to spread it?

I wrote a virus to steal bitcoins from people. What the best way to spread it?

Make it install gentoo

Disguise it as porn.

Would have been better to make it steal actual money instead of worthless fake ones though.

Just scam them. Redditards will throw their coins at you if you promise them something impossible that sounds good.

Surely it's only a virus if it spreads itself. Otherwise, it's just malware?

if your virus can't spread itself already it's not a virus.

you probably just wrote a script that searches for wallets in the file system.

Either disguise it as porn or as a free game also a virus should be able to spread itself

How are you going to decrypt the wallet dickhead?

Post it on 4chan
Tell /a/ it's a faggotry free alternative to MAL, will also work for /u/ and /m/
Tell Holla Forums it's your latest indie game
Tell /biz/ it's a currency converter

Steal some redditard hipster's bitcoins.

the most obvious way is to email it to people as something dealing with bitcoins, such as it improves your mining efficiency or something, and then emails itself to everyone in that person's contacts. that way you're targeting people who already have bitcoins

Disguise it as something to Make Money For Teenagers. They are the biggest fucking suckers around.

Finnaly someone else gets it.

Really, unclear language means unclear thinking. You gotta be accurate with words.

call it [email protected]/* */ and market it as a distributed computing solution that holds the union together

dont ever steal me or my sons bitcoins again

meming, your doing it wrong

Well consumer PCs would be useless except for ones with GPUs, and your malware would need CUDA/OpenCL support for that.

Otherwise spreading it to normies is not worth the effort. Instead you should work on penetrating server security and use web-accessible servers to mine your bitcoins as they will probably have better processing power behind them.

A virus requires dumb users to spread. Worms propagate autonomously.

A worm spreads itself, a virus spreads by contact (sharing)

That is what I said.

shit I read it wrong, going to kill myself now. sorry

warez sites
bittorrent

Why's that green frog man breast feeding a albino baby?
This can't be real.

Ritualistic suicide.

Bundle it with some sort of software that your typical bitcoin-using neckbeard will want to install.

uTorrent :^)

Upload a video on Youtube called "Download Minecraft for FREE 2016 !!" or something like that.

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Here's a better way:

What are you going to do with the bitcoins?

Holy shit, will they actually give people money for this? Christ, furfags are pathetic

Not really, furries are just usually rich or have enough money to donate occasionally, and gaming communities will do it even more. 100 dollars to your average furry is nothing, but they'll give a random person 25 dollars at most (only in fake urgent or real urgent situations) if you don't make them happy. I'd give you money too if I had it, since it's greedy to not give some money to random people who seem cool.

I think it's photoshopped.

buy drugs on the DM ofc

I would tell you some good ways, but dropped.

post it on memebook

While we're on bitcoins, I'm a total pleb.

What's the best place for yuropoor if it's even relevant to buy bitcoin?

inb4 OPsvirus.com

Shitty indie game like what you see that swedish fuck play from time to time. Spread it around redit/4cuck as your "first attempt at writing a game guyze!". Just hammer something shitty and contraversial out really quickly. During the unpacking process, have the install script unpack your malware executable to a hard to find place and run it.

enjoy gitmo

Shitty indie game like what you see that swedish fuck play from time to time. Spread it around redit/4cuck as your "first attempt at writing a game guyze!". Just hammer something shitty and contraversial out really quickly. During the unpacking process, have the install script unpack your malware executable to a hard to find place and run it.

Personally, I would have just forked an actual bitcoin miner and made it report to the user that it was working well within an anonomus pool of users, all while sending it to a coinbase account that I set up myself. By the time the user realizes he's been duped and there isn't actually a mining pool, I've already moved the coins out and laundered them.

enjoy gitmo