Why do I keep coming here

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For two reasons, OP, and all Anons here.
You have a passion for debate.

I ask myself the same thing.
Visiting Holla Forums (and before that, 4chan) has become part of my daily routine when I'm at work.

I don't think I can call it an addiction because when I'm not at work I don't even come here and don't miss it.

It's a habit, I guess. and boredom.

cause that place looks serene and peaceful

That place looks unpractical as fuck.
You'd have to wear one of those fucking fisherman's bootsuits, and even then walking would be a pain in the ass, plus you got all those spikes waiting to puncture your fucking abdomen.

Not even mentioning the vermin and mosquitoes that will fuck your day up.

No sir, I'm staying in my basement

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