I'm an assburger NEET

I'm an assburger NEET.

AMA

have you built anything useful? Show me your doctor's note

No

Don't have one

So you're admitting to disability fraud?

I don't have any autismbux

lol fag, go watch mlp you autistic manchild

why would we need to know more about you

we could just ask ourselves anything

I'll have you know I haven't watched MLP since season 2.

Where do you see yourself in 10yrs?

Either dead, on autismbux, working a minimum wage job, or living in the woods. Can't really say for certain right now.

go back 2 redshit

Are you sure your monitor is aligned correctly with your k-board and mouse mat?

Are they even clean?

I'm using a shitty old laptop that I stole from my old school so aligning the monitor isn't a problem and I don't have a mousepad. I cleaned the screen a few days ago.

How do you support yourself?

I live with my father, he doesn't seem to mind.

What will you do once he starts to mind?

or dies..

see

Can you get autismbucks in USA? Does it differ by state?

What should I ask you?

how autismo are you?

Yes to both, although I haven't done it.


High quality questions.

Where is your mother and how many GBP do you have saved up with her?

She fucked my father's old friend for four years and then got a divorce and moved away after he found out. I don't think she would accept my GBP anymore.


I've barely left the house for 7 years now because I'm terrified of talking to people outside my family. I was diagnosed with assburgers when I was around 8 years old, but the doctor was a women so they may not be credible.

Enjoy these pity tendies user. No NEET should go without tendies made with a mothers love.

Can you give me an example of a high quality question?

aply for them loser get 1200 a month

how are you "different" from anyone else?

When was the last time you wiped, after taking a shit?

I took a shit a few hours ago and wiped with dry toiletpaper, followed by wet toiletpaper, which was again followed by dry toiletpaper.

What's your dick size?

What do you think of snowniggers

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Did you know that Aspergers is now no longer a certified medical term, and that the condition is now lumped in with high-functioning autism?

Did you know that Aspergers is/was one of the most misdiagnosed conditions in the psychiatric field?

Did you know that Aspergers has been around for decades, but hadn't been prominent in psychiatric diagnosis until the 90's?

Don't ask me how I know this stuff. I don't have any sort of autism.

Yeah