R.I.P. Eugenia Cooney 9/10/16

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murricans think you die when you not look like a whale

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of all these Olympic medals clinking together

maybe that's because all that fat blocks the sound from entering your ears?

some theme music

Good Night Sweet Spooky Skeleton

I want to fuck her before she dies

fuck that skinny ass and cum inside her

Mrs Skelatal is mai waifu :3

younow.com/Eugenia.Cooney

R.I.PISS

Lmao!

LEAVE EUGENIA ALOOOONE!

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hey heart was no longer able to pump blood because she ran out of energy.

lol

Good, one less skeleton wearing human skin to worry about

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No more skeltal pussy :^(

Fixed

Proof of dead or did not happen

i never fucking got the appeal of that stick you call a chick

I want to smell her spooky socks.

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good

nooooooooooo

tfw real skeleton gf

Her giving you a handjob would be like fucking a small rat skeleton

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rip

She's still tweeting
twitter.com/Eugenia_Cooney/with_replies

rip

Y'all wanna read a joke I just wrote?

This is the story of how I got kicked out of the playland skating rink for playing the penis game.
If you're not familiar with the penis game, it's where two or more people start by saying "penis" at a really low voice, even a whisper. And they continue saying "penis" while gradually getting louder until somebody wimps out or they're screaming "penis!" At the top of their lungs.
Well when I was younger, I would go to this Austin staple/ hot spot for tweens and teens. I would go every Friday night so I could hang out with all my friends from school and meet new people and skate around, get some exercise and what not.
So one Friday night I had my friends over to my house and we all planned to go to playland and hang out, try to meet some girls and whatever. And my mom gave us a ride and she would sit at a table and read or you could have drinks with the other parents, just a social place.
This was all before she started dialysis, she has treatment Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so it stopped working out and I couldn't/ wouldn't go anymore.
But my buddies and I got there, and we liked to sit at the back of the rink by the playscape, they had sub woofers back there so any time a song with good bass we got to really enjoy it.
While sitting at our little table, my buddy Noah decided he would kick up a round of the penis game. He says "guys shhhh shut up" so we're all watching him and he just barely whispers "penis"
So we're all hooping and hollering about the game started, going "OOOOHHH SHIT SON!" "ITS ON!"
And then we all get really really quiet again and that's when I say… "Penis"
And it goes around for a bit and we're all having a good time, eating nachos and hot dogs and whatever from the concession stand still playing the game, other people are coming by and laughing and adding a few penises to the game, bringing the level up, and our little corner of the rink had all caught on but we wanted to skate so we all got up and got on the skate floor.
Well you know what's better than playing the penis game? Skating around a huge skating rink and saying penis pretty loud over the music. Meanwhile passing other complete strangers who are over hearing this and thinking we're the most messed up kids on the planet.
So it gets to the point where one of us will stop skating, wait for each other to pass, and say penis in a raised voice to make the other say it.
But one of the referee's they have says quit that so we stop for a bit.
But I wait until my friends are at the opposite end of this 35-40 yard long skating rink, and I shout over the crowd and between songs "PENIS!"
The whole crowds neck and heads whip to me and stare at the kid saying penis, but at the same time, my friends see all those heads turn to me and they start laughing their asses off. Falling on the floor and rolling in laughter, but the refs grab me and escort me to the office.
I'm now being kicked out of playland for saying penis, they sit me down and make me take the skates off and make me call my mom to come pick me up, she decided to go shopping that night instead of reading at the concession stand tables.
Well obviously I don't want to leave, so I lie and say I don't have my phone. They just make me use the phone that's sitting there on the desk.
So I talk to mom for a bit saying come pick up my friends and I and she's not happy that I've been kicked out.
While on the phone with my mom I look around the room and notice that I'm in the same room as the computer that controls the music, and the PA system…
So what do I do? I do exactly what I have to do, it is my duty to comedy to do this.
I walk over to the door, close and lock it, pause the music. Pic up the mic and cue it
And I say "PEEEENIIIISSSSSS!!!!"
And then I drop the mic, and resume the music.
There's now four people trying to bust the door down and when they break through, they grab me "bar bouncer" style and shove me out the door.
And then I sat on the curb and waited for my mom to pic me up.
That's how I got kicked out of playland!

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"I accidentally cut my finger and it won't stop bleeding and I can't find any bandaids whoops."

She has a bleeding disorder

She is one sexy skeltal

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Gonna spit some facts here. I met Eugenia's father in Manhattan a few months ago so I got the inside scoop. She has Asperger's syndrome and will not eat on her own accord. It's not anorexia in it's common form of appearance-based body dysmorphia - her developmental disorder manifests partially as a complete aversion to the act of eating. Her parents work very hard to make sure she eats enough to survive and believe me, they can and do pay for the best care available. Eugenia is not neurotypical so neurotypical reasoning and judgements do not apply to her. I would not call this an ED although it is anorexia by it's medical definition (aka literally just not eating - ppl with stomach bugs are anorexic while nauseous, it doesn't mean you are intentionally starving yourself for weight loss purposes). But rest assured she has a great support system, despite living with the stigma and struggles of an autistic neuroatypical person. Hope this is enlightening!

There is no such thing as anorexia, it all stems from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Thats why all people with ED exhibit rigid ritualistic behaviors. OCD people believe if they do not engage in ritual behavior then very bad things will happen to them or others.

bitch was so skinny she probably didn't even have periods.

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she really is dead. I read it in a Buzzfeed article, so it must be true.

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oh.