Hey Bee, give me some tip

hey Bee, give me some tip.
i wanna relocate to some island but i don't know which one to chose.
what i need is:

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anyone ?

New Zealand is the closest you're going to get OP

Try the French islands anywhere on the map. They have all of these except from St Peter and Miquelon.

New Zealand almost perfectly describes what you're after

The problem with most Islands in warm pacific climates is they're almost always complete shitholes for several reasons;

1.) Most of them are still in some post-revolution recovery
2.) Those that aren't are run by dictators
3.) >Communsim
4.) Constant barrage of pacific thunderstorms do to their location in the tropics has stunned infrastructural growth

Small islands I know are pretty gud are any of the dutch islands, Texel is the largest
One main problem is that its not really warm, but its basically like mainland netherlands so its completely infrastructured with the same taxes

France has a bunch of small island communities but again those have the normal taxes but dont really have criminality and is pretty socially cut off

if you want a warm island you can go to new zealand

thank you everyone, but New Zealand isn't really the island life style i was thinking about, its closer than Australia which can't really be considered an island.
i'm looking for something small and comfy

any examples ?

New Caledonia
Reunion Island
Mayotte (if muslims don't bother you)
Guadalupe/Martinique (if you like the caribbeans)
French Polynesia

full of nigs, i'm looking for something with low crime rate
i assume there is no beer and bacon there, that would bother me allot tbh
same problem as the first two
hummmm….interesting.
they lack a bit of infrastructure tho, but everything else seem to check.