I converted to islam today. AMA

i converted to islam today. AMA

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what's your favorite type of hentai?

How do you feel about Boku No Haram?

if you mean those perverted cartoon comics. thats prohibited in my religion.(haram)

muhammed(peace be upon him) made it clear that all types of pornography is against god and ultimately evil. of the flesh

Have you eaten pork or consumed beer in the past? What are you going to do about it? Or is it like starting over again?

Boko harem does NOT represent True islam. islam is a religion of peace.

alright, then what's your favorite anime

Will you call the police before the next cultural enrichment mansplaining that you are not a homophobic bigot?

Not on my watch. Downvoted.

Did you get lost on the way to the church or something?

fuck off

you first, kike

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i eat turkey bacon now


i dont care for childish things. grow up

damn those digits

You can take cold cut turkey and fry it up and it tastes exactly the same as "turkey bacon".

now that's just rude

jesus was a flase profit. sorry to inform you. read the koran for the truth

why?

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Ha! Caught you. No true Muslim would spell Quran like Koran, and you even failed to capitalize the first letter! You are a fraud!

Whats it like to know you're going to Hell?

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the Quran speaks highly of christ and how he was a profit of god

But…what about when Muhammad raided those caravans?
Or when he slaughtered all the pagans of Mecca?
Or when he killed and enslaved the Jews of Kaybar?
Or when he married more wives than his own "revelations" allowed?
Or when he married a 7 year old girl?
Or when told his followers to go out and subdue anyone who doesn't convert?
Or when the Caliphs went out and killed untold numbers of people?

ftfy

OP confirmed faggot

That's not REALLY Islam, you don't understand.

keelah se'lai

This fucking thread

But I learned all that from the Quran, the Hadith, and the Sunnah.
Not to mention most othodox Muslim imams interpret it fairly straightforward (i.e., infidels deserve to die, Islam should rule the world, etc.).
That's from your own sources, m8.

Search for 'Dom the conservative' on YouTube and watch her video interpretation of Islam. I hope it makes you regret your conversion.
It will if you have any common sense left

this fam

And don't forget this guy.

Op rekt

No, you aren't reading between the lines. None of that is literal. TRUE Islam is the definition of peaceful.

Holla Forumstards are always the same.

mohammed(peace be upon him) can raid whoever he wants motherfucker.
if mohammed(peace be upon him) slaughters int he name of Allah. its Jihad which is permitted
slavery is also permitted
we can have multiple wives
shes was actually 9 not 7
as Muslims are duty is to convert infedels to islam and put them on the right path
Caliphs can do evil things. thats between them and Allah

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quit shitposting nigger and make some oc

sure. but he was not the last and most important prophet which is mohammed(peace be upon him)


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If Islam is a religion of peace, why does it advocate offensive warfare?
Checkmate jihadis.

Aishaphiliacs have control of africa, asia and europe.

misinterpretations?

peace-pieces

what has proven to you that mohammed is the last and greatest prophet

This

Because Jihad is Holy War in the name of Allah. if war holy then its not really bad. we are doing the infedels a favor

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It may be a holy war, but it's still a war.
Therefore Islam is not a religion of peace.
Not to mention that "Islam" comes from the Arabic word for "submission". If anything, it should be called the religion of submission.

Goat fuckers: 0
Everyone Else: 2

Vid related is about the origins of the Hajj.

What do I have to do, bare minimum, to not get beheaded?

That depends, actually.
What religion are you currently?

Ask yurops that replaced christianity with pedophilia, not me.


Mistery solved

Pieces of what, Ahmed?
Pieces of girls' clits that you cut off?

I've concluded that I think there's some kind of god, that's as far as I've gotten.

he was visited by the Angel Gabriel while in deep meditation. The angel instructed muhammed(peace be upon him) to convert the infedels. to worship ALLAH and HIM only

Congratulations!
That means you get two choices: death or Islam.

Why allow yourself to have 4 wives when you can't even get 1?

Well, not exactly.

And ignore Christ and please tell me about the satanic verses and how his aorta was cutted.

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I'll, uh, take Islam I guess.

We muslims are slaves to Allah. And we are proud of it. We fear allah and his judgment. i

inshallah i am forgiven for visiting this cesspool of haram and racism

oh and islam actually literally means peace. i dont know where your getting your false information

Come on, man.

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please delete this. this man does not represent islam.


christians started worshiping jesus. thats idol worship you fucking retard. May allah have mercy on you

And just where did they get that idea from?
Let me guess: Muh Constantine.

Is he stopping us to do that? Jesus Christ is the Son of God, God made flesh.

Is this haram? (not in public obviously)

nah his not the son of shit


under marriage its not. so iam closing my eyes for now

Did you know that you can be beheaded for saying that about Christ in real muslim countries?


Anal? harem sex? ffmff? even with lesbian sex? (lesbians cant have sex, but you get the idea).

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