Random Porn Thread

Too tired to do a two plus hour request thread (will do one tomorrow), so here's some random hentai to appease Chin-Chin.

Also why is this weeb speak everywhere now?

Other urls found in this thread:

8ch.net/b/res/6177553.html
youtube.com/watch?v=0P2BYGVu1j8
google.com/search?q=harambe&espv=2&biw=1600&bih=775&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifmr-X44vPAhVCHD4KHX5VCi4Q_AUICCgB
youtube.com/watch?v=YiDSWMNfTvQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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:^)

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Meme Machine
Meme machine
I’m a motherfucking meme machine

Meme machine
Meme machine
Without memes, I will die

Give me the memes
I need the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive

I need the memes
I breathe the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive

They call me the meme machine
I catch the memes, I spread the memes
I eat the memes, I shit the memes
Without memes, I will die

Inhale the memes
Exhale the memes
Inject the memes into my bloodstream
There are good memes, and there are bad memes
Why has God abandoned us? Help me.

Smoke the memes, snort the memes
Take the memes until you OD
If you borrowed my memes then you owe me
A new fresh pair of memes

Meme machine
Meme machine
I’m a motherfucking meme machine

Meme machine
Meme machine
Without memes, I will die

Give me the memes
I need the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive

I need the memes
I breathe the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive

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Got anymore chubby moms?

No more straight shota and femdoms please.

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Will check

Look at me. I'm the OP now.

That's fucking metal, dude.

Can someone please explain to me why all the normal text's been replaced with Gook Speak? Am I in an anime now?

What do these lines mean? WHAT DO THEY MEAN I DON'T KNOW

I feel like one of these links is going to send me to prison. Butt fuck it, why not?

No

I clicked the first link and downloaded it. What is it? Should I delete it?

I AM MASTER OF MY OWN FATE ONCE AGAIN

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I know curiosity killed the cat, but I'm curious…

could be a virus. could be child porn. or it could be money from a Nigerian prince,

Not going to say what it was, but I saw what it was and deleted that shit. Just hope I don't get a knock on my door in a few days.

Top tier mee mees lads

ecks dee

You know what, fuck it. If any of ya'll have a request, tell me and I'll see if I have it. Will post randoms in the meantime.

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yuri pls

Cool and good.

STOP FLOODING MY FUCKING HOUSE YOU CRIPPLED KIKE

The water's coming up to my mattress, man. Not cool.

Have any with twins? It's my fetish.

Will look for those in particular

Senpai, please touch my ==ELECTRIC FUCKING CLIT==

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces.

Red text has to be its own line.

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Thanks fam
:^(

This kills the meme

wewius ladius

Any Pee?

Bruh

To answer piss user's question, no. Sorry laddeh.

Even in gookspeak, I know what cripplekike is telling me

I just noticed that second pic has a dick in it. Really shouldn't sort porn while high.

flashfloods

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wew

lad

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floods

Near the end of the folder here, anything else you pervs want, or no?

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was there any more chubby?

Didn't see any, but I'll check if there's a single folder for that.

ebin

No folder, lad. Am sorry.

thanks for looking dude.

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I do have "cowgirl" shit though. Might have something similar. Should I try it out?

sure

I mean I do have a BBQ folder, but "chubby" doesn't equal "size of a fucking house". Or am I wrong?

I hate living in Texas.
This somewhat alright?

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xd

You're right, this stuff is good though.

:^

Glad to have found something, at least. Folder's not that big, but will post what I have.

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eggs dee

nice meem kiddo, did you get it off le reddits :^D

gut

eeb

someone post videos of real life child porn

Wew lad

ecks dee fam

tbh

smh

lads

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I've heard breast milk tastes like cereal milk.

lad

It does. Trust me, I import all my breast milk from Cambodia and use it for my cereal every morning.

I doubt that, considering cereal milk has cream and sugar and a fuckton of other things in it, but that doesn't mean I'll stop dreaming

End of folder fams. Will be back tomorrow.

Goodnight user

bring your nopan along please

thanks

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What's the sauce on that second gif

Chin Chin doesn't want hentai, he wants sacrifices

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ecks dee.

8ch.net/b/res/6177553.html

for anyone still here

Everyone already knows this links to CP. Why do you persist, Anonymous?

KK

All these posts just make me miss my daddy so much, now that he is in jail…

I can be your dad tonight.

I'd like that!

The fuck is a chocolate globbernaught? Do you mean a Choco Gobberwonkie?

'It's a type of scat fetish

yum

good shit man, thanks

Das sum gud sheit mane.
[spoiler]taking requests again btw[/spoiler[

fuck straight shota is so hot

END MY FUCKING LIFE:^)

If that's a request, then I'm sorry fam. My >>>/ss/ folder's already been posted.

These haven't though.

Or these

Nor these.

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yeah no I was just commenting on the folder you already dumped, forgot to make it a reply to those posts

Pippi Longstocking please.

anything I can look at with my gf?

this

kek

:^[

Even worse, this folder's barely two or three batches long

Or better, depending on your preference.


Idk. What's your gf into?

End of folder. Anyone else floating around?

Yes, just dump random folders please.

Same fag.
Dump some well drawn stuff.

here is some free nopan
please feed me nopan

kkk

nopan?

more nopan

goddamn, just finished a whole packet of 'red liquorice' again, here comes the gelatin regret

Sounds painful

what are you, GHEY?

Half and half, actually.

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eggs dee

it's like guilt, but fattier, and it tastes amazing on the way in

I can't fap to dicks in my pr0n anymore.
Thought about how cuckolding works, re-read the synopsis of Othello

Maybe I'm projecting how scared i am of my own dong

Fear not your dong, my child. It is not your enemy. It is your teacher, your guide. To resist what your dong wants is to resist your very soul. Follow what your dong wants without care of what others may say. Only then can you truly be at peace.

meem

:^

No it's not.
Freddy Brenny followed his dong, and look what happened to him. He caved in and had to live in the Philippines.

Then that is where his soul led him.

what happened to kikewheels, anyway? Forgot tbh

last vid i saw of him was shooting an AR-15, webm should still be on /k/.
think it was from May

i need to sort my nopan

I don't know what's in this folder, but it looks like something a fifty year old with downs syndrome scrapped together in photoshop. Spoilered so we don't reach apex levels of autism.

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NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY YURIS

THE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND PURE A THING IS, THE MORE SATISFYING IT IS TO CORRUPT IT. THIS WAS INEVITABLE, DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW IT

:^)

youtube.com/watch?v=0P2BYGVu1j8

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i actually haven't watched any of it yet, and won't, because i'm a newfaggot who hasn't even finished downloading the fancuts of meguca

why do cute girls do cute things?
i hope this is isolated, because i don't like double standards, but seriously what is with all the gay shit

Because cute things are destined for cuteness.
Yuru Yuri is a show about a group of dykes in middle school doing cute and occasionally lewd things with each other. So it's gay by itself. This is just my own corruption.

YOU CAN NEVER WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE THE SAME WAY AGAIN

Is seems as though the memes have consumed us, brother.

:

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love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*==

We haven't even reached halfway yet lads :^)

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good, because most of that art is shit, and I can't wank to it yet

WEW LAD
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Let me try switching to a different style

Well my browser just decided to shit itself.
Oh, and the kid's sister had an incest fetish, with her in particular. That's not just a thing in this comic, it's canon in the show.

ecks dee

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Is anyone else here, or is this thread dying?

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don't stop believing
hold on to that feeling

n

STREETLIGHTS, PEOPLE

This more up to y'all's speed?

Daily reminder that Kyouko has autism

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wewius ladius

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xd

:^]

This triggers my autism like nothing else. What's the point? We can see pretty much everything?

Back to individual pics, for the moment.

:^}

This art's just shitty enough to be meme tier, but isn't shitty enough to be unfappable imo tbh

This anime has honestly changed my life.

I went into it not expecting much, considering that was hyped to shit. Holy fucking shit, was I blown away. I was hooked, like a baby to a tit with creamy foamy milk. I could feel the energy and hype flowing through my body, bringing light to my dull life. I resonated with Ryuko. I could feel her struggle and her desire to surpass her limitations, something that struck me hard. Everything suddenly stopped when I heard the words:

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

and I started trembling. That was me, I feel like I've been "losing my way" these past years. I haven't been able to hold a steady job, my grades were starting to slip, and my parents suspect that I'm gay. It was right then and there that I knew that I had to get my shit together. I can't think of any other anime that has had such a profound effect on me, let alone on the first episode. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a better man. Thank you, Kill la Kill, thank you Trigger. I won't lose my way.

Harambes out for Dick

google.com/search?q=harambe&espv=2&biw=1600&bih=775&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifmr-X44vPAhVCHD4KHX5VCi4Q_AUICCgB

Never forget

I hate niggers, I hate Jews, I hate Spics and Arabs too. Go ahead and try to sue; I've got cash up the Wazoo.

God damn you, Holla Forums 3.0. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, Holla Forums seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.

One day she decided to kill herself. Beca…use………………… even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.

Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.

Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find you

Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you

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FUCK

in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on Holla Forums is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason Holla Forums is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.

It ain't a game nigger I don't know who told you it was. I put holes in your mug if you're holding a grudge. Try to take em when you get the gun and load and the slug check ya low when I bust. Stop playin when ya get it understood cause I know if you know what's good for ya. Come around your hood for ya.

You don't know me - I kill everyone who show love. You have them motherfuckers lookin' all up in the woods for ya.

I have mind raping autism

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And that concludes my shitposting.
Any legitimate requests you guys want, or should I call today a wrap (it's 2 AM here)?

A knock? HAH! More like a flashbang through the window buddy.

youtube.com/watch?v=YiDSWMNfTvQ

COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN

I'll take the silence as a no. Be back some other time.

Good night broski