What is your ideal woman?

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no to all of that.

2D I already have a waifu

you don't want a cute girl?

she's so good to her fans

soon she will be mine

A lady in the streets; a freak in the sheets

I want a girl who will know when to call me baby, when to call me daddy, bring me my bourbon, have a good memory, and not look at me when I breathe in my amyl nitrite.

Ive yet to find a good candidate. I think i might narrow it down a bit.

My sister.

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