i asked her what her favorite movie is and she said its lady and the tramp
so i asked her if she likes disney, and she said was a "disney kid"
my response to that was to ask if she likes pixar… are you seeing a pattern? my only idea of how to talk to a woman is to ask her an endless list of what she likes or doesn't like. i cannot begin to imagine how autistic and boring this looks to them. how am i supposed to talk? i'm pretty sure this is not how i'm supposed to do it.
Jackson Walker
this is why i quit getting ladies IRL and became a born-again virgin.
Justin Rodriguez
You should have said "oh my god, i love lady and the tramp" especially the tramp part.
"you were a disney kid too?, next your going to tell me your uncle also made you wear those ears during the touch me games too huh? " and just smile widely with a shit eating grin.
"okay okay, i will be serious" ….dramatic pause "he wanted to wear the ears, right?"
Chase Gray
Let me tell you kid, that okcupid is shit. And I don't think I'm that ugly either.
-"you're boring" -"you're weird" -"muh vagina, what are you a virgin?" -"Do you think I'm some sort of whore?!"
You see OP, you don't go into the lioness dan and expect to get some. Okcupid is a place were qts get attention, and wrecked ball stricken hags get betas. That's it man. It's no place for a guy like you.
Tyler Walker
and you should have said, I love disney, and pick some lame disney show you have watched. If she said she loved it too. End the convo, say "we have something in common" and then change subject
So….what do you like to eat..incase you want to ask me to diner. I will know what i have to be ready for.
fuck, this shit is too easy
Ayden Long
Those apps are some of the most antisocial dens of vipers. Sometimes I'm tempted to insult the cunts which gets them interested but things rarely progress despite the emotional rollercoaster that is easy to create. Really isn't a man's world now is it?
James Jones
what's a better site/app i should use instead?
Alexander Howard
Try approaching women in IRL.
Austin Peterson
do not listen to these fuckbag betas.
he's right but it applies to women in general
You do it first, Ive been there, Ive done that. it generally ends up me leading any conversation and feeling like less social stimulation than talking to myself
Bentley Wright
beta fag?
I have fucked more women than you will probably do, in your life time.
Aaron Myers
Hey Faggot, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Ryan Scott
how many women have you held in a relationship for 8 months or more? sex is easy, Love is not.
Jaxson Adams
yes….the bait is strong in this one…….
PS. i bet that douchy dude even gets laid.
Cause he's so douchy, his douche confidence probably scores with certain girls. And he's the kind of guy to ABC Always be chasin.
your just asking for heart ache. been jaded too many times to believe in that shit any more.
So, ya. Girls mean pussy to me. And an occasional distraction if she's interesting.
Hunter Carter
which is why im a born again virgin wizard and you are a chad Wannabe fucking any slab of meat that says yes. Understand, I do not envy you for the wet orifices you have conquered. Just as you do not envy me for the women i have tried to nurture meaningful relations with.
Easton Hernandez
Oh you pathetic naive little cuck
Grayson Robinson
Someone is going to regret their life in 20 years.
And it's not going to be me LOL
Elijah Flores
nice samefag.
10/10
Jaxson Ramirez
It's online banter. If you can generate conversation here, then generate conversation with here. Just don't be overbearing and railroad her with autism, and you'll be fine
Hunter Campbell
but the format is completely different. its not like we have a thread topic to talk about, and i can't shitpost
Easton Jackson
women are boring though
Carson Robinson
What's your favorite movie? The porno? You nasty slut… Oh the Disney movie, right? You like Disney? Disney sucks. No, Disney sucks because it taught us that love is magical, when really love is hard, rough, and dirty, and that's why there's all these guys too shy to talk to girls, and all these girls who think they are princesses. I don't want the princess. I want someone who's real. I want the girl who wakes up with eyeboogers and rips a fart so big that she can't stop laughing.
This is just an example. Key points:
What you're doing wrong: Girls hate this. They want someone is exciting enough that he wouldn't need her to be entertained.
Christian Rodriguez
If you feign interest in her stupid shit, then yeah, you can coax her.
Anyhow, online shit is gay. Talk to women for real, it's easier. Especially if they're stupid or have low self esteem
Isaiah Perez
How can I cold start an internet conversation with a grill and get it to work?
Gavin Scott
it hurts to live
Angel Myers
OP it goes without saying that you're autistic. Here's a hint: women who have Disney movies as their favorites are fucking dumb and not worth time. However, they would be a perfect match for your dumb ass if you didn't have autism.
