COME, CHEER UP, MY LADS, WE'RE A BOARD WITHOUT FEARS,
FROM REDDIT AND TUMBLR WE'LL WITHDRAW THEIR TEARS
FROM /POLITICS/ WE CALL THEM, AS FREEMEN NOT SLAVES,
FOR WHO ARE SO FREE AS THE SONS OF THE WAVES
DEAR GOD GIVES US TRIPS
FOR WE ARE BRITISH MEN,
PEPES AT THE READY: SHITPOST, BOYS, SHITPOST!
WE'LL RUSTLE THEIR JIMMIES AGAIN AND AGAIN
WE NE'ER SEE OUR FOES BUT WE WISH THEM TO STAY,
THEY NEVER SEE US BUT THEY WISH US AWAY;
WHEN THEY REPORT, IT'S HOLLOW, THE MODS CARE NO MORE,
IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE BANTER, WHAT CAN WE DO MORE?
DEAR GOD GIVES US TRIPS
FOR WE ARE BRITISH MEN,
PEPES AT THE READY: SHITPOST, BOYS, SHITPOST!
WE'LL RUSTLE THEIR JIMMIES AGAIN AND AGAIN
WE LOVE MUMMY POSTING, TELLING BULLIES TO GO,
COLLECTING GOOD BOY POINTS- WE DO LOVE IT SO!
WE'RE THE BIG DOGS OF Holla Forums, TWITTER, FACEBOOK AND MORE
WE MAKE CUCKOLDS LEAVE 'CAUSE THE BUM BUMS ARE SORE
DEAR GOD GIVES US TRIPS
FOR WE ARE BRITISH MEN,
PEPES AT THE READY: SHITPOST, BOYS, SHITPOST!
WE'LL RUSTLE THEIR JIMMIES AGAIN AND AGAIN
WE STILL SPREAD SOME FEELS AND WE STILL MAKE OUR MEMES,
SOON GASSING THE PAKIS WON'T BE IN OUR DREAMS,
SO "NEVER EVER"- THIS ONE SONG WE SING,
COLONIALS RALLY FOR THE BLOOD, BANTS AND KINGS
DEAR GOD GIVES US TRIPS
FOR WE ARE BRITISH MEN,
PEPES AT THE READY: SHITPOST, BOYS, SHITPOST!
WE'LL RUSTLE THEIR JIMMIES AGAIN AND AGAIN