Egg thread 2: Electric Poointheloo

Post ending in dubs decides what I do with one egg, trips can override.


There will be no:

Up the butt.

Well, you already stuck an egg in pooper

now penetrate with your dick and cum inside of it.

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Taking a reroll of up the butt before I play vidya games.

got it first nigger, now you need trips to override

Not possible, not that I would even want to. It would bust everywhere because of my impressive girth.

Yeah I didn't see your post honestly, had the thread tabbed and I don't use auto refresh. You did get it fair and square.

Rolling for eat the eggs in a nice sandwhich.

I guess its eating it in sandwich then

You fucker

Alright I got this hold on

Crack egg and snort it like a line of coke.

Happining

OP going to deliver?

OP is a faggot

He delivered

And its in

Holy sshit.

Get your wife involved.

rollin for this

CHECKED DO IT FAGGOT IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A WIFU

Posting in an eggpic thread.

A little blood came out but meh

So you think IM taking these pictures?

Okey doke, i've been hungry for a while so lets get down to it

Pics or she doesn't exist, faggot.

Some people have seen/heard her, not posting pics tho :))

This is more shocking than the egg….

Anywho, lets get some rololols for Egg 2

Snort it

in the butt

ReRoll

Well played I didn't think you'd do that sequence

inject egg yolk into peehole

rolling for this

this

Considering I'm not equipped to do that, plus the eggs are boiled, ill pass on that one.

remove shell, put shell in pooper

Why are your toes painted? More importantly, why only one foot?

also, if I get trips omlet is a nigger

What is this shit? CP?

Actually its not only one foot, my wife does it.

THIS IS DISTURBING

beautiful, what's that carved into your arm? I can only make out "I love you"

Same, its some body paint shit, gets wiped off easily

Is your wife ever going to post tits?

Fuck no

dubs confirm.

Need you to crush 2nd egg on dick, and smear the whites and yolk all over your taint.

Cmon faggots, i still have one left.

rolling for this

Eat the egg, then take up a comprehensive exercise regime for the rest of your life.

put egg in toilet, shit on egg, reach in, pull out egg, reinsert eggshit into ass, then birth it and eat it.

roll

He already said in op he wont shit on it, wasted dubs

put in wifes vagoo

throw egg at wall

eggswap between your mouth and wifes mouth

remove shell, put inner egg in pooper, crush up shell, snort shell powder, poop out egg, eat

Choose something else, not going to the hospital

skip that part

You are saving imageboards, Omlet.

Go make a vomit-egg salad sandwich.

reroll

Alrighty, inner egg is in, wat do now?

Also yes, a bit was left out, but i shoved a large part of that in.

poop it out and eat it

Didnt see that

Forget red, blue, and brown pills, eggs are the way of the future!

kek

epic bread

she loves you Fred.

it came from your own body so its obviously safe

ebin

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RIP Fred