Tfw no gf

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You fucking lames obsessed with having a girlfriend deserve to be in an abusive chastity relationship with an unattractive, mean-spirited dom

What about a loving exclusive relationship with a pretty, kinky dom?

sounds pretty sexy

Never.

One day soon, user
One day soon….

surely there is a qt girl on Holla Forums…

What about a loving chastity relationship with a handsome jekyll & hyde dom who will split your lip open, ravish your boipucci AND snuggle, drink hot cocoa and watch anime with you all in the same night?

Feels good, man.


Hookers, liquor, and porn are my choices in life OP.

Just offer to become a slave. Same shit.

No, there's a difference. Being a slave will get you knocked upside the head but it won't get you headpats for reassurance.

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If I wanted to I could get married next week. Tag chasers leap at the chance to get hitched to a military man. The way I see it though, there's nothing a girlfriend can provide me that I can't get from, as I mentioned, hookers, liquor, and porn.

Go to a psyche ward then, ask for a patient with bipolar disorder or schizo, and hit her up.

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Loneliness is a choice.

Spoken like a dumb frogposter.


Except love, loyalty, companionship and friendship.


I might try that. It's probably the closest I'll get to having a yandere catgirl in my lifetime.

I could get a woman tomorrow if i wanted to.

It always hurts my head more than my loneliness hurts my heart.

it is very much so a choice.

yeah, the other persons

If you really want to, go to a club and find yourself a whore tomorrow. Go get piss drunk, sound like an idiot, and find another idiot that will suck your cock whenever you hit her up. You don't even have to get piss drunk, you can find women everywhere. There are more single women than single men in this world who want nothing more than to get a man that will work a full time job and support her and her children she will rope you into believing you want. Women talk a lot but say nothing. Stop being a self-victimizing faggot.

I dont have any reaction images saved but you can imagine mfw I regularly sleep with three women and they all bring me food and cigarettes when I ask.

Which world are you living in

Actually it's true, but women don't bitch online about no bf.
They just give up, eat ice cream until they're obese.

No, they bitch online about no non 'FUCCBOI bf

The ice cream and weight gain is after they break up and move on to the next chad

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thats a good feel. i dont want to waste my time or money on sluts.

OP why don't you have a gf yet?

I fucking hate this epig meme, but I hate tfw no gf more

how do you link to other boards?

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You have to type the name of the board inside 2 slashes and after 3 meme arrows

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What do you think that feels like?

I have no idea, but it sounds nice and would be a real confidence booster.

disgusting

Are you gay?

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It feels hollow, user. user have you ever considered that today might be as good as it gets?

Yes I have many times. But a man can dream of better days can't he?

Yes. You have nothing to lose, right?

Only my dog. The day I lose him may very well be the day I end it all.

Be realistic user. Enjoy it while you can because it's all you've got. Even having no gf is having something

Enjoy your alimony

sarcasm

I can't handle this feel, anons. This feel of no girlfriend.

Where can I find a long distance relationship? I'm a shut in with no car so irl isn't an option for now. I heard erp is sometimes a good idea?

yes, you can choose every detail about your girlfriend this way.

Well, I understand what you're saying, but I meant erp is a good idea in a different way.

I've read that sometimes girls end up getting attached after a lot of erp sessions. Not attached to the character being played, but to the actual person typing the stuff; to the point where they break character and ask for skypes/want to have personal conversations/want something long distance. Wish I knew how to get really high skilled at it, so I could give it a shot. Too bad I'm the most vanilla person in existence.