Give me a reason to live past 30

Looks like I'm out of doggos

wait, what is that red stain?

maybe sauce from the sushi

holy shit i want some sushi right now

live to 33

Isn't it obvious?
Don't you want to see America become Great Again?

to
1. learn self sufficiency,
2. leave human society entirely,
3. grab yerself some popcorn,
4. watch the world burn,
5. cook smores on its flames.
6. ???
7. PROFIT-mongering is what got us into this mess.

Loosing your virginity.

there isnt even a reason to live past 0,00000001

not worth it

Seriously, do this. Pussy is THAT good, and you never get tired of it.

man, you haven't understood much, have you?

I'm 44, and I'm wiser and more powerful than I have ever been.

Bitch.
(lol)

but that girl looks disgusting

No pussy isn't that good. It's meh. A really hot woman is that good… but you'll never fuck a woman that good looking unless she's completely fucked in the head, and even that's a long shot. Kill yourself.

Son, i have bad news for you.

Not the first time but the next and the next and next, its like fapping, but without the shame.

sex

life is alchemy: you transmute every day
you cant really kill yourself anyway, only your body, and this doesnt make your issues any easier to deal this

oblivion takes the edge off of pretty much anything.

...

Because someone out there doesn't want you to

I don't see why you chose 30 as the age. It's after 35 that you enter a state of rapid decay. As for a reason to live past 35, I've got nothing. Everything becomes exponentially lamer and more horrible, and the only solution to that problem is having kids, of which the novelty wears off relatively quick

Fucking with anyone you come into contact with with nonsensical bullshit and IRL shitposts, then blaming it on your old age.

effectively make the greatest webm's by losing any fucks that might have ever been given because you then have a semi-reasonable excuse.

I'm 24, feel old as fuck.
I'm an oldfag, been raised by the chans since underage ban.
Seen shit I shouldn't have seen and red/iron-pilled way too early.
NEET/hermit mode for 5yrs.

Sometimes it gets boring but then I remember what I should be doing.
You know what you should be doing, you faggit.
The eternal escape is why you are browsing.

You're a little bitch like me and everyone else on these realms.
Crying behind a little bit of fun, like a bitch, scared of fixing your life.

When the fun runs out (which is all the time) you think it's your duty to find the next fix.
NO
O

That is your distraction.

Soo many things you(we) can be doing to better your condition.
But you wanna cry, or be "apathetic"?
C'mon.

Are you at least having a good time?
Ever had a job?
Ever gotten laid?
Well you probably have, since you come from a time were you weren't surrounded by poo-in-loos and machines.

I hope/ if I was at your stage I'd have my own living environment, workshop, part time job, reflecting on the good times and taking it easy.

That's stupid.
Modern civilisation makes things considerably easier.
etc

If you play your cards right you can still look in your 20s when your in your 40s.
30s ain't shit.

30 is too early to off yourself
men have their best years from 30 to 40
after 40 your body will go start going to shit.
After 50 you are fucked and you will notice how you are more likely to get sick

The alternative is death.

fag.

Right on! I play 19 hours a day to keep my mind off the existential dread.

Edgy may mays

Keep living, and fuck some bitches. Get reasonably /fit/ and learn how to not be an autistic asshole, and you can pull 18-22 y/o's right on up to your 50's.

source: experience.

Use your experience to help the younger generations. Imagine where you would have been now if someone who understood did/didn't give you some useful advise.

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