Socially unacceptable things you do

This was a pretty good topic about 6 months back and I thought I would bring this topic up again. What are some things you do that are considered unacceptable to the general public? Mine are

What are yours Holla Forums?

I exist

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Nigga Im straight gangsta

forgot that one for me

speaking like a retarded nigger…..you are a faggot

thats not that bad

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I knw fam homo thuggin 4 lyfe

Reject the government claims to owning me, my land, or my culture.

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If all that is true, please consider killing yourself.
I don't tell people that lightly, but you are a special case.

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So you're concerned with… everything?

I wouldn't say that's socially unacceptable that's an opinion

Everyone knows you jack it to gay porn. They think you're a fucking weirdo.
You really ought to kill yourself.
Everyone can smell your breath from 10 feet away.
Are you obese and do you have a neckbeard too?
If I could get my hands on it I would too.
You never had a girlfriend and I don't know how that degenerate could even tolerate you.

You smell really bad, like ass, sweat and piss. Everyone knows you're gay and a sexual deviant. You're ugly, disgusting and you don't have a good personality to boot. Either kill yourself or fix yourself.

Why would a girl ever want to be with a disgusting piece of shit like you?
Start taking daily baths, your bed stinks, your room stinks, your grandmas house probably stinks. Wash your clothes everyday and only wear everything ONCE.
That means your socks, undershirt and underwear get OFF your body once you get back from work.
Get a flip phone and sell your android or iphone. Stop jerking it, you're hurting yourself and ruining your sex life further.

Brush EVERY DAY. Anytime you have bad breath you need to brush. You will lose all your fucking teeth if you do not. Your mouth is going to be a pain cave if you don't start now. Carry a toothbrush and toothpaste with you wherever you go.

CUT YOUR FUCKING NAILS.

Go for walks, runs, stop driving your car to work and take the bus. Walk to work, get up way early and start walking.

Wash your clothes, they get 1 use and that's it, after that, they need a wash.

No more shit food, cut out the junk, that means anything SWEET or from a snack machine, stop going to Taco Bell or McDs. Go to the local grocer and pickup 1 apple and 1 little thing of milk. NOT CHOCOLATE MILK. If it has more then 10 grams of sugar per serving, it's shit, don't eat it.

Cut your hair, crew cut, easy to maintain and your don't look like a fucking mong. Also shave daily, keep stubble or mustache hair to a minimum.

Get your computer out of your room and put it in the living room, delete all your porn and bring a stack of books to the desk or table or whatever in your room. Sell your video games, any consoles and buy books.

When you're about to buy anything, find out if you can make it. Because chances are, whether it's growing fruit or fermenting alcohol. You can do it better and cheaper.

The future of your life is in your hands user.

fucked up teeth here, can confiem
I had about 6-7 root canals, two teeth fucked up and removed(wisdom teeth)
minor cavities, one of them now has a small iron cast and some sort of porcelain on the outside, got it today

Start brushing your teeth more, you won't have any more problems ever. I didn't brush my teeth at all for a good chunk of my life, but after i started brushing them, i haven't had a problem for a good time.

Brush your teeth kids, it's good for you

I have a form of internalized cannibalism I suppose (nothing diagnosed)
I eat just about anything that comes from my body that isnt excretion like piss and shit
So scabs, snot, puss, blood, skin
Im not addicted to it but my initial reaction is to put it in my mouth, I dont enjoy it either, I just dont react to it anymore and it happens automatically

Every time I hear about a fetish, I work on conditioning myself to have it, so I can combine more and more terrible things and have better orgasms. I need to finish at least a few times a day or I start to shake and get angry at everyone.

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