LOLBERGTARIANS BTFO

Libertarians Beg For Koch Money As Fat Man Strips On Convention Stage

The Libertarian Party tried this weekend in Orlando to convince the Koch Brothers to bankroll its general election efforts, despite the problems playing out at its national convention.

“I think being successful businessmen that they understand the nature of return on investment, and I think it’s time for them to come home,” Libertarian National Committee chairman Nicholas Sarwark said at a press conference in Orlando Sunday following his party’s nomination of Gary Johnson for president and Bill Weld for vice president.

“There’s back channel communication to suggest to the Koch brothers that the return on their political investment would be a lot higher in the Libertarian Party and we align better than their values than the Republican Party, where donors collectively threw $166 million into a hole and lit it on fire to try and nominate Jeb Bush,” Sarwark said.

As Breitbart News first reported, the Koch Brothers’ “secret bank” in the Washington Beltway decided to pull out of the pro-Republican presidential effort in protest of Donald Trump. A Gary Johnson campaign source claimed that David Koch is committed to financially backing Johnson, but Johnson and the Koch Brothers both denied it.

“I am aware that the Koch brothers through a spokesperson issued a denial that they had been in talks about funding Gov. Johnson’s run, but that was a pre-nomination denial and unrelated to whether or not the parties reached out to them,” Sarwark said in his Orlando press conference.

The pro-amnesty Koch Brothers managed to monopolize the Tea Party in recent years, spending big through groups like Americans For Prosperity to organize young conservative and libertarian activists around globalist right-of-center objectives. But Trump’s populist, nationalist campaign wrestled away the Kochs’ grasp on the party. David Koch, who ran as the Libertarian Party nominee for vice president in 1980 against Ronald Reagan, and his brother might become “Big-L” Libertarians again.

“Do the math: Ten percent in the polls — that’s 90 percent in reverse, a landslide practically. It’s inevitable. Everybody who gets paid by the Kochs says so,” longtime Libertarian insider Tim Cavanaugh said mockingly on Facebook, ridiculing the sudden enthusiasm for the perpetually defeated third-party ticket.

As the party begs for Koch cash to help it achieve its goal of winning 5 percent of the popular vote in this election to get on ballots nationwide in future races, libertarians have to confront the shocking and humiliating things that happened in Orlando.

For instance: James Weeks, a candidate to become Libertarian Party chairman, performed a male striptease Sunday before dropping out of the chairmanship race.

“I’m sorry, that was a dare,” said Weeks.

Presidential candidate Austin Petersen, who lost to Johnson on the second ballot, did not endear himself to the crowd when he said that the government should stop kindergarten-age children from purchasing heroin.

It wasn’t smooth sailing for Johnson, either. The nominee got in some trouble both for supporting government-issued driver’s licenses and also for suggesting that the legally blind should not be able to obtain them.

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Jesus Christ they really are more delusional than demoshits

Libertarians are the new normie party? What next, Mitt Romney gets behind him?

Man, what a shithole. Can't believe I used to call myself lolbergtarian. Well, I can, it was the Ron Paul years.

Paleocon for life.

Presidential candidate Austin Petersen, who lost to Johnson on the second ballot, did not endear himself to the crowd when he said that the government should stop kindergarten-age children from purchasing heroin.

Austin Petersen says you shouldn’t be allowed to sell heroin to children. Boos from crowd.

— Eliot Nelson (@eliotnelson) May 29, 2016

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It wasn’t smooth sailing for Johnson, either. The nominee got in some trouble both for supporting government-issued driver’s licenses and also for suggesting that the legally blind should not be able to obtain them.

Gary Johnson got booed at the Libertarian debate for saying driver licenses are good. He said blind people shouldn't drive & got booed again

— Brogan (@BroganBurghard) May 29, 2016

Holy fuck these people are stupid as fuck

That's ageism. How am I suppose to pimp out your little girl if I can't get her addicted to heroin?

They're slaves to their terrible ideology.

This is great

We should have an election every week. It's better than TV.

*the blind
And the retarded like me shouldn't be allowed near a keyboard.

What the fuck why would anyone boo the guy saying drugs for kids are awful?

Because most libertarians lack depth perception. That is why many of them think Trump is Hitler, even though he is much more like US centrist politicians of the early 1900's. IE free markets, social protections, America first, etc.

And he didn't say drugs for kids are awful. He said the government should step in and stop them from buying drugs. Two different situations. Kids can buy lots of dangerous things right now, including poisons, explosive components, etc. Not really any harm in letting them buy opiod pain killers. 99.99999% of the time, they will be buying them for someone else who is just too fucked up to go to the store.

Remember, prior to Prohibition, hard drugs like that were available off the shelf in pharmacies, and could be bought (and sometimes were marketed as drugs for use on) children. Think Coca-cola. The world didn't end back then. People just looked after themselves more, and didn't rely on the nanny state to look after them or their kids.

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Stop this, you look like a child when you invest statistics to support your viewpoint.

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It is time to go after the lolbertarians. They are the Trump spoiler and will be given money and media attention this election cycle to make them "legitimate".

Is he one of us? I hope so. That would make this story 1000 times funnier: a Holla Forumslack showed up posing as a degenerate lolberg

That's pretty much Hitler lad

I suppose they always were one but libertarians are really becoming a bad joke. I saw the cover of the recent Reason and their cover story was them freaking out that the government might ban driverless cars, as if being dependent on google gps to go anywhere is some kind of good thing

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That's also exactly what he is regardless of him visiting Holla Forums

Yeah, you're a fucking retard. I wish you'd kill yourself.

lolbertarians goals will only let choas rise.
Thankfully emperor trump is ready to smack it down with the mighty fist of patriotic fascism

My theory is he's a Trump supporter who sacrificed his dignity to make the libertarian party look retarded. This way they won't steal conservative and Bernout votes from Trump, and they might actually steal some degenerate leftist votes from Hillary.

Libertarian is further left toward communism than the democratic party is.

cuck

Degenerate is redundant.

How hard does your mind have to be cucked to even think blind people operating a vehicle of ANY kind is a good idea

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

I think the idea is that self-preservation will keep blind people from driving, rather than the law. I would be ok with this, as long as I'm allowed to beat the crap out of anyone who actually dares to drive blind.

Neo-Cohen's trying to take over another party. Muh sides.

I only voted for these fucks as a protest against King Nigger and R-Money. Holy shit these guys are delusional.


Mah nigga.

Lolbergs = even more delusional Democrats…..who happen to like funz.

I hate to break it to you, but that's basically Hitler.

National Socialism is nothing more than a rebellious return to Traditionalism as a reactionary measure against Bolshevism.

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We also used to put lead in paint and asbestos in insulation, you fucking sperg. We stopped because that shit is dangerous and unhealthy.

If somebody is so fucked up on drugs that they have to send their kid to buy more of them, then they don't need any more drugs.

Giving them attention will only help them. There's a reason Trump has talked about "third parties" and "spoiler candidates" rather than naming the Libertarians or the Renegades, because otherwise these parties would gain too much support. What we need to do is get any Republican having second guesses about Trump to vote Trump. We can do it, let Scott Adams be your guide
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Man, i can't believe I used to like libertarianism.
Fuck that. Fascism for life.

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I'm libertarian and will vote for Gary Johnson. Deal with it sluts. Face it, you'd rather have GJ in office than either Hillary or Bernie.

explain yourself.

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Who?

Congratulations. Your vote will be remembered for all time as part of the death throes of the Republican establishment, instead of as a free thinking person.

good for you m8

Pick one.

I followed some of this shit. As well as being a shill trying to appease RINOs, didn't he pick a anti-2nd amendment VP?

What the fuck it the point of these fags now? It would be like Jeb! winning the RNC nomination.

If you wont vote Trump, write in the fat naked guy.

Well sure, doesn't mean I want the flu though.