Unknown scenarios

Have you ever wonder what happens at a funeral home during the zombie apocalypse?

Nothing, the bodies are too decomposed to actually reanimate, not to mention that there is no real way for vectors to infect those hosts, not could they likely to actually locomote.

Have you ever wondered what would happen in the case of a mass virulent plague on the levels of the black plague? (picture related)

wow a zombie thread, nice.

correct, or at least you should be correct as long as we are in a situation with zombies somewhere in between 28days later and shawn of the dead

oops, found a mandela.

Wrong.. Sometimes zombies are animated by radiation from space so that everyone who dies gets back up.

the guide that Max Brooks wrote is pretty logically thought out and well worded. If you can't follow it to a t, you deserve to walk as a zombo

kill yourself

during a zombie apocalypse?

Max Brooks didn't create the zombie living dead idea,, Romaro did it with Night of the Living Dead,, and those zombies were caused by radiation from space.

What if it happened something sorta like the strain where a parasite replaces most the organs and does all the repairing.

If we pretend ^ is the case, then yes, Romero (Romaro, really?) created the living dead idea.

You're fucking retarded

What if women become sexually agressive as men and men became sexually passive as women and you were the only one who would be unaffected.

Would you get finally laid?

Except women already are becoming more sexually aggressive, some have been for a long time, so it's all going to come down to look still.

You'll be a virgin forever, gg

It's not that they are to decomposed, its that they have had their fluids replaced with formalin, so they are too stiff to move, even if they are "alive". Doesn't matter how they were reanimated. If they were super strong, they would just tear themselves apart.

Women are already as sexually aggressive as men, if not more. The difference is any woman can get laid, it's a lot harder for men.

it was always shaun, faggot

the only reason is, women are looking for someone who can be locked down into marriage and care for her offspring. it isn't a matter of sexual aggression or more women v. men. There are actually fewer single men than single women.
women are genetically programmed to withhold sex as an incentive for men to become members of the society that can support their children, whereas men have more free thought on ventures they could take coupled with sex drive based solely on loving a woman OR sex drive for sex itself. My father is still dissatisfied that my mother loved her children more than him and she's dead. I on the other hand have no incentive to seek out a female and will leave it to the women from now on because IM not doing the work for what THEY want especially because women can ONLY drop hints. they are incapable of speaking to you straight up until you do it first.

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Zombie bump.

Not has not. The idea of a bunch of corpses getting up and trying to eat you (the "eat you" part is an important thing) is very new.

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