Gather around boys

gather around boys

poo poo story time

Why do stupid Americunts have flags literally everywhere, including up their ass?
The only way this story could be worse is with a confederate flag.

I don't know.

I think it was here when I rented the house.

I don't care for America one bit.

I'd rather see a flag than a rusty water heater.

Look, since it was rented house I'm going to let you off this time.

But don't fucking put a flag in your "front yard", and raise it every morning as you say the pledge of allegiance.

Also your gf didn't see the shit, so I think you got off pretty lightly.

Now imagine this would happen in the house of your GF's parents.

holy fuck

I was semi-expecting this actually, and got a little disapoint.

Basically OP you cleaned up your own shit and nobody witnessed you. That's pretty tame.

Yeah but I also slathered my entire bathroom in shit, so…

Yeah when you put it like that, it's pretty lulzy. Thanks user