Ask a taco spic anything

Ask a taco spic anything.
I'm bored so here's a classic taco movie to pass the time.

Do you round the corners of your tacos so you don't stab yourself while you are eating?

How are you going back?

No. Real tortillas are soft.

I have a legal visit passport and I'm living here in Mexico at the moment.

Ok,Thank you for your answer.

Do you have an impressive moustache?

Nah, lock beard.
It to takes me two weeks to grow it.
My real moustache is awful. Looks like shit stained above my lips.

which cartel do you belong to?

Mexican tacos a limp and bland

Do you hate niggers?

None, there are too many soldiers patrolling the city so direct cartel activity is very small in my city.


If the tortilla was crusty it would break trying to hold all the ingredients.


Wouldn't be able to say, in my 20 years of life I've only glanced at 3 black men.
There's a lot of casual racial slurs of any race against any race so there's very little racial tension.

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I dated a mex chick years again and she was always saying she hated dirty indio mexs

Very usual. Lowest common denominator is an overall over here.

why do spics smell like shit?

Our weather is very hothot so we sweat a lot to keep ourselves cool.
Depending on the place a lot of particles attach to our skin either smog or dirt and whatever's in a big city air.
I personally have to bate twice a day in the morning and in the night.

After Hillary is elected, where will you put your taco truck?

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