ask a slightly educated wizard anything
Ask a slightly educated wizard anything
Matthew Johnson
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David Carter
Smoked any good pipeweed lately?
Charles Taylor
nah I just drink socially sometimes
Connor Lee
Old Toby. The finest weed in the Southfarthing
Charles Phillips
Crushed any puss lately?
Daniel Nelson
When was the last time you saw a wizard out smashing wet teen pussy?
Jack Ward
I have!
In the astral plane
Oliver Moore
can you do any card tricks
Sebastian Powell
Zero
But I got a tarot card reading once that was pretty accurate
Justin Martinez
Are you a wizard … of the coast?
Charles Hughes
No, I don't play any games from that company either, though I did try one session of DnD. Never stuck with me.
Cooper Martin
sleight of hand?
Luis Brown
What will you use your powers for?
Dominic Myers
Can I still become a wizard if 2 days ago I had my first sexual experience, by fapping, using someone else hand.
Logan Morris
Depends if they were conscious
Carter Miller
why?
Adrian Young
hi, uncle.
t. dysnomeme
Nathaniel Harris
do some FUCKING RADICAL DISCORDIAN CHAOS MAGICK to my GODDAMNED GENITALS right now nigger. Summon baphomet, on my GODDAMNED GENITALS.
Josiah Kelly
Yes, but not with cards. I used to steal quite a lot. One of my last grabs before I quit stealing (got caught stealing food from a convenience store, somehow, got a slap on the wrist) was swiping a Razer Naga 14 button mouse from Wal-Mart
I use them for mostly fapping, but 95% of the time I'm not consciously "using" my powers.
Magick is mostly a subconscious thing unless you're really talented somehow.
Yes. I know the virgin joke is popular, but it's not a prerequisite to being a wizard. I lost my virginity to pity sex when I was 14 and then once more when I was 17. Drove down to Virginia to meet a girl I met on the internet.
Was worth.
And I'm still a wizard!
Parker Phillips
She was. Apparently she never masturbated.
Angel Hall
If I try to do it it won't even work because I have to not think about doing it
Aren't you me?
Sebastian Miller
How'd you get those trips?
Ian Martinez
What wand have you got?
Eli Wright
I'm a grower, not a shower. My dick hides it's head deep within my center to the point you can't even see anything but pure ballsack.
But then it expands to (roughly) 6 inches. I have no flaccid game.
Cameron Clark
Fucking hack.
Elijah Gutierrez
Do it yourself sicko
Josiah Stewart
Oh shit check out some real magic niggers! These HOLY TRIPS OF TRUTH blessed from OUR LORD AND SAVIOR KEK will show your bitch ass the path to redemption motherfucker!
Thomas Morales
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Owen Ortiz
I mean technically we are one in the same cosmically speaking so I guess fam
Samuel Taylor
Can you erect you penis through will alone.
Caleb Robinson
where is your tripcoed?
Jonathan Ortiz
Does thinking about sexy things count? If so, yes.
In my memory. Do you want me to post with it?
Mason Perez
Yes please. Can you do it in my Cradle 2.0 threads?
8ch.net
Landon Cooper
Holy FUCK SHIT NIGGER ASS PUNK ASS LOOKIN ASS NIGGER SHIT FUCK ASS N ASS are you seeing these GODDAMNED GLORIOUS DUBS OF CALLING OUT TRIPS??? This is a fucking message you pieces of shit! A message from OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR KEK!' Praise be you shit eating plebeian faggot ass homos! Bow the FUCK down!
Michael Ortiz
I already posted samefagged that thread to death
Daniel Harris
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Luke Robinson
mods pls sticky
Cameron Nguyen
THE FUCK? I asked about your wand, and you start talking about your dick.
Unicorn tail. Dragon heartstring. Yew or maple.
Fucking wands man.
Benjamin Lopez
rip thread
Robert Scott
My wand is my imagination. Closest real answer I got for you, pal.
Angel Diaz
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Dominic Price
Doctor Steel is the hero we need
Easton Rogers
Dubs is the hero we need.
Brandon Diaz
Good night
Nicholas Murphy
where did you get your "education"?
Ryan Taylor
from the Cat's Cradle archives
Evan Cooper
What kind of character do you usually play as in RPG games?
Tyler Mitchell
FAKE WIZARD GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
David Miller
Good morning!
dysomnia, experience, books
dysomnia has many aliases
the hero?
a wizard who can't even get laid is a terrible wizard
Jaxon Gutierrez
Which class?
Gavin King
Well in WoW back in the day I played a Paladin,Priest, and Death Knight. Priest was my favorite because it wasn't a mindless faceroll like the other two.
Leo Thompson
I suppose no one will ask me any questions about the nature of magick? Or maybe the thin fabrics of reality?
Brody Young
Take it to /x/ wizboy.
David Torres
How do you even get pity sex at 14?
What does your magic do for you while you masturbate?
Connor Bennett
bump for wizard stuff
Grayson Ramirez
Does your magical powers include increasing the volume and power of your ejaculations?
Jeremiah Richardson
How are you educated, oh mighty Wizard?
Hunter Morales
Imagination
tulpamancy harems
tulpas are thought forms
like ebola chan, or jesus
Yes, but that'd be incredibly difficult, as I'd need to get a vast amount of people to believe I can increase my volume first.
dysomnia taught me a lot under a different alias, the rest is books and experience
this thread is alive?
Levi Long
So you're not educated
Charles Rivera
can you remember how you died?
Isaac Hill
Are there any magics that don't require rights or rituals ?
Ian Moore
Well I have a bachelor's in business administration and run a popular convenience store location
nope
yes
William Thompson
...
Levi Thompson
Virgin at 14? Hahaha. Wat a rank amateur!
Isaiah Collins
nope
Hudson Thompson
sage is not a downvote
Evan Gray
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