Stalker dorito

Back for a bit.
Goys, I need suggestions for things to buy online other than dildos.
I'm buying a lock pick set and guide. Don't know what else to buy.
Doesn't have to be related to stalking. Could be just something cool, like a card game or some shit.

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thisiswhyimbroke.com
thisiswhyimbroke.com/ac-adapter-hidden-spy-camera/
theworstthingsforsale.com/
youtube.com/user/bosnianbill
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Anons?

edible panties

hwat else

a leash for your diddle

for my wat

diddle, wang, penor, bitch tickler

Any non-sexual suggestions?

a six pack of doilies?

An ascot.

The possibilities are endless.

But make sure you get one that's the same on both ends, or the possibilities are very very finite.

Of what?

wew

This website sounds like just what you're looking for

thisiswhyimbroke.com

Look what I found :D
thisiswhyimbroke.com/ac-adapter-hidden-spy-camera/

A shipment arrived today. Two things: A game and a book.

The book smells fresh af.

what book?

A textbook for a course I'm not even taking.
Just reading it because I like it.

I'm such a fucking nerd.

theworstthingsforsale.com/

Some of these products really are terrible, but some are just wacky and others are actually pretty cool, despite the author's opinion. Although even the best are firmly in the "stuff you really don't need" category.

I've been going to parties and shit lately.

I wish C was here.
I would feel more attracted to him and less to girls and so I wouldn't have any issue approaching them.

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Either
ebin.

m8, please.

…never mind then.
It's been a while since I last visited, what did I miss? Target (C right?) has gone away to a different country? Did you say you were going to go to USA for one semester?

You should build a rape love dungeon for C

I don't think I've said which country I was going to, but C and I are in the same country, but different universities.
And yes, it's for one semester.

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Ah, I see.
Have you left already then? Is he too far to try and arrange meeting on some weekend?

A box of latex gloves.

Yeah, we're both here.
I think we might meet up in some holiday or something.
I had the idea in mind but couldn't say it myself, but his best friend said he wanted to, so I proposed it to C as his best friend's idea.

I want normalfags to leave

I had a chat with C two weeks ago.
At some point in the conversation we were talking about girls, and I say "oh right, sorry, you want boys". He says "yeah, they got fags here".
I say "You must be happy"
Then I follow up with "he probably wants to stab me now" referring to him in third person (said it because I keep saying/implying he likes guys).
He says "lol, no, I'm just gonna bite"
I reply with "so sexy" followed with "bite this".
He laughs and says "yeah, put a dick pic, you perv".
"Just ask and you'll receive" I reply.

This might not seem like the most coherent conversation because:
1) I'm trying to hide some info.
2) There was a little bit of miscommunication because of a typo.

I want him to bite me :3

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Buy a gallon of wolf piss and drink it

furry pls go

Horse piss is better tbh

heh

Please kill yourself

Don't use words too big for you if you don't know what they mean.

have a dorite

hiss piss

Illuminati Card Game

C literally started to learn knitting.

Add that to his desire to work in a spa, him waxing his armpits, buying the entire 50 Shades of Grey series, and wanting to take cock up his ass, you start to get an idea of how effeminate he is.

This begs the question for me: Has he told anyone that he's bi?
It feels like he hasn't because from what I've seen, bisexuals have a tendency to do things that hint at what they are without explicitly saying, just so they can let out a bit of it and feel some kind of freedom.

wewe las

i just got a lock picking set too, buy a medium strength padlock and a high strength one so you can practice picking just sitting at the pc

don't buy a guide, check out this youtube channel instead youtube.com/user/bosnianbill

while you're at it you might as well pick up one of pic related too