New Zealand’s department of Land Information is asking the world to help them rename Nigger Stream. Nestled just west of Nigger Hill in the Canterbury Land District, the sparkling stream’s name has been deemed problematic and unacceptable. The contest to rename Nigger Stream will run “until either 1 July 2016 or 26 August 2016,” which is frustratingly inexact for such an exciting contest. We suggest “Coon Creek.” Send your suggestions to [email protected].
The above quoted from Takimag, The Week That Perished
Here's the link to the web page of New Zealand's Dept. of Land Information.
Why these stupid fucks still open up things for renaming is beyond me. The Boaty McBoatface fisaco should have taught them something, but I guess not.
So let's teach them another one. Personally I see nothing wrong with Nigger Stream and Nigger Hill. As they want to remove these traditional names, I'm sure we can come up with something better.
These kind of names give the places some character. Wanting to change them now smells like heavy case of virtue signalling. I don't think anyone really gets insulted by place names.
Dominic Jones
Something more subtle? Cuckoo Stream? Are there cuckoos in New Zealand?
Logan Powell
"stream" is such an offensive word
Angel Clark
nogger nile?
Jacob Russell
Jig Stream might just fly under the jdar.
Hunter James
Nigga Stream
Joshua Kelly
Niger Stream
Leo Howard
nigger creek
Samuel Myers
Jiggaboo stream
Parker Morgan
Dindu Stream
Asher Lewis
Zyklon Stream
Lincoln Taylor
The funny thing about this river is that it was named so in homage to a black couple. There's no hostile sentiment behind it's naming at all.
Logan Torres
What's the dysphemism for the canoe niggers in NZ?
Owen Watson
Lunar Gryllidae kil
moon cricket river
Alexander Jackson
The Cisaquatic Afronormative Microaggression
Elijah Nguyen
Let's change all problematic names with whitesounding ones. Remove blackness from history and culture!
Whitewash river
Ayden White
Close, but I would go with "Dindu Run" just to make it sound more lyrical.
You might want to tell them that the word "dindu" is Navajo for "justice" as well.
Leo Garcia
Just call it "The Nigger" Stream is the offensive word here.
Anthony Cooper
Kike Creek
Luis Moore
I mean I understand a company trying to clean out their brand image from any possible mishaps, because that could cost them money.
Shit like this, how many people in the world, not to mention even New Zealander's themselves even knew this place and its name existed?
We had an area here called Nigger Village, and not due to dindus, but because almost all the houses were dark brown. Then some SJW faggot moved there and was offended, demanded it changed and it was.
Jaxon Green
Poopface Stream.
Eli Ross
Kill'a-kiwi Creek
Adrian Anderson
This river dindu nuffin to deserve getting renamed.
But if it has to have a new name, I vote for Rockfish Bay.
Jaxson Wright
StreamyMcStream Face.
Matthew Gonzalez
Double nigger stream.
Bentley Davis
I REALLY like this idea. I kinda think we should change the spelling of dindu a little, to confuse them while leaving it the same phenoetically. Dendoo Run, perhaps?
And instead of Navajo let's go with Aboriginal American, and make it a name for "purity and innocence."
What does everybody think?
Hudson Moore
Catchy, but I'm sure that will get nominated and immediately tossed after Boaty McBoatface.
Ian James
Jiggaboo Creek
Nathaniel Morris
Samuel Hyde Stream
Jaxson Parker
Streamy McStreamface
Adrian Martin
Rio Negro
Andrew Gray
basketball american stream.
Jeremiah Bell
coon creek bluegum brook
Lincoln Allen
Boonga Beck
Brayden Rogers
Burrhead branch
Michael Reed
What are some subtle racist words that Kiwis might not get?
What about something different, like Moonman Stream? o Riwidesq stream (we could tell them its a Pacific Islander word for beauty or something when it really stands for RIght WIng DEath SQuads)
Levi Anderson
I like the Moonman angle.
Colton Carter
Blue Gum is a tree native to Australia! I don't know about NZ yet, but it's likely.
We could use the tree angle on 'em.
Ryder Perez
Spook brook Dindu dale Jigga beck
Nolan Russell
Fuckin' A! Blue Gums grow in New Zealand too. They'd likely never get it.
Blue Gum Creek
Jack Robinson
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Landon Gray
"Hello,
I read about your open invitation to suggest new names for the above-named stream. I'd like to propose you name it after a tree native to the area, the Blue Gum Eucalyptus.
Blue Gum Creek is a pretty name, and will suggest it was named after native flora."
Blue gum Creek is winrar, focus efforts on Blue Gum Creek by emailing [email protected]
Xavier Ward
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Henry King
watermellon hill
Leo Thomas
I vote for Kike Run.
Aaron Campbell
not native, and EVERYONE knows this, so it won't fly.
Sebastian Morris
don't do this, I promise it's not going to work, no-one is naming a stream after an invasive aussie species. It's almost certainly getting a maori name so get out your online dictionaries and work with that.
Ryan Rogers
Didn't even know this place existed and I've lived here all my life.
It's probably our literal kike PM's fallback plan after failing to change the flag.
Liam Brown
Going with the Maori, I say Toto Taihara a Google direct translate of "Criminal Blood"
Gabriel Sanchez
Or, if a bit more direct, poronika stream.
Ayden Rogers
Well fuck.
You might as well just name it "nigger" in maori. It's not going to appeal to them just because you changed it to being in maori. It still has to disguise the rayciss memetic payload somehow.
What do?
Hunter Martinez
My proposal: cracker creek. Something that forces a double standard. Then it becomes obvious to everyone. And we all know how that once you start to see it, you see it everywhere, you just need to get your eye in to start.
Or something obviously, and overtly anti white, and see when the media shit storm DOESNT happen, you can point that out. How there's always a shit storm when trollsrig polls and such things to be """ racist""" , but when it's anti white … Nothing but Crickets can be heard.
You get the picture
Julian Hall
ChickenBitchNiggaWatermelon Stream
Ian Anderson
Kill the White Man Stream should please the left
Xavier Rodriguez
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Brayden Lee
I said Dendoo was the Aboriginal Warlpiri name for "purity and innocence"
Joseph Harris
what fucking cucks
Juan Murphy
Sheep Shaggers Creek
Justin Long
I submitted a request that their departments should be scrapped and the money be spent elsewhere instead.
Jose Williams
You're thinking of Australia, user.
Hunter Price
Diversity is Our Strength Stream Censorship Rocks Stream Politically Correct Stream Generic Gender-Neutral Colour-Blind Multicultural Stream Remember the Six Gorillion Stream
Elijah Rodriguez
Everyone knows the Kiwis are the Sheep Shaggers
David Perry
This. The Christchurch earthquakes were an inside job.
Daniel Sanders
The Earthquakes were caused so NZ could garner sympathy and try and take market control of Milk and push everyone into the TPP Bloody Australian Dairy Farmers are struggling because those NZ Sheep Shagging kikes gamed the market with muh 6000000 magnitude Earthquake
Jose Sanders
Kiwis outside of Christchurch are as sick of hearing about it as you are. About five minutes after it happened they turned full-kike and haven't stopped milking it for shekels since.