Common Male Phrases

I stumbled across this Tumblr post titled "Common Male Phrases", and I'm assuming that they think the phrases listed are sexist (or "problematic"). but for some of them, I'm not entirely sure why. So Holla Forums, please educate me on how the following phrases are misogynistic. I know that there's no logic to tumblrinas sometimes, but we can hope . Here's the post ( meadowsofashandwisdom.tumblr.com/post/149598743477/common-male-phrases )

“Chill”
“You’re talking about boys because men…”
“Without me?”
“Huh?”
“And then what though?”
“That’s why you’re going to be alone forever.”
“Men don’t like it when…”
“Literally I’ve never seen that happen before so it’s not true.”
“It’s not this deep.”
“White girls evolving bruh”
“Sit down somewhere”
“So it’s like that? *Lip smack* Woooooooowwwwwww”
“Fuck you, bitch! You ugly anyways!”
“Bitches aint shit”
“Females…”
“I must be a different breed.”
“I’m not like other guys.”
“I’m different.”
“Fuck them. Don’t compare them to me I’m my own man.”
Don’t forget the “it be like that sometimes”
“Crazy smh”
“ you just tripping ”
“ you deadass ? Smh ”
“ I’m not them other niggas ”
“You need to stop fucking with those fuck niggas”
“Why it gotta be all like that?”
“Wassup bighead?”
“You tryna chill or what?”
‘ why you look so mean ?’
’ you got a man ?’
‘ he ( don’t ) let you have friends ?’
“You should smile more.”
“Watch out.”
“Woooooooow.”
“All my exes were crazy”
“Not all men”
“You females”
“A women’s place is”
“That’s a men’s job”
“But she’s/you’re a girl”
“Girl’s can’t”
“I like my woman ‘natural’”
“It’s not even like that”
“I just been busy”
“I miss you. You miss me?”
“Why you acting like that? You know you miss me”
“Anyway…wyd”
“Smh ok”
“I just hit you up to tell you I’m sorry”
“”“”“"I don’t have hoes. I have female friends.”“”“
“Not all men, you just choose the wrong ones”
“What you mean no, why not??”
“You females always..”
“Send me a pic”
“Yea, I don’t really like girls who wear make up”
“Nah, cause listen…”
“Oh word? Ight bet.”
“ You always mad about somethin’”
“You females be wildin’ yo”
“I’m a nice guy, why you frontin’ on me?!”

Women lie.
They will sleep with the first person to say all this shit.
This is a list of shit they love.

Source: Observing reality

reduces the woman's argument and treats her as if she is overreacting

they're talking about men, and you're distracting from their point.

is clingy, which from a guy is potentially abusive

reduces the woman's argument, and acts as though the aim is insignificant

ad hominem

implies that women do things for men's approval

dismisses a woman's experience

unsure about these ones

implies the woman is overreacting

implies the woman is being overdramatic

is just plain insulting

saying that women are worthless is as insulting as you'd expect

treats women as some clinical emotionless object to be studied in a laboratory

I'm a bit unsure about these ones, I assume it's cognitive dissonance, where they're unable to recognise that some issue applies to them as well?

distances the actions from the effects of the actions

treating women as inherently crazy people is as insulting as you'd expect

dismissing her argument out of hand without explaining why. (also treating women as inherently crazy)

I have no idea what this means

inability to recognise that you share negative traits with other people

I dunno, uh, women want to be able to fuck as many guys as they like?

You have too much time on your hands. These are all retarded

Kek. Analysing words written on tumblr is like trying to predict the future by staring into my unflushed toilet.

in a nutshell, they're all condescending

a women’s place is in the kitchen not the interwebz

Millennial women don't cook or even have kitchens.
They order food from a phone app

Chill

You’re talking about boys because men order food from a phone app

Without me?

Huh?

"'I don't care if your my kid sister or not… I'm cumming inside you…. uuurgghhh!!'''

You need to stop fucking with those fuck niggas.

I'm not opening that link, but it just seems like the usual banter. I don't see anybody shouting soggy knees. This be like that styled observational humor has been around for decades.
Somewhere like /r9k/, a place filled with bitter men, you'd see stuff like "Common Female Phrases: 'I have guy friends because there's less drama'". This is the same sort of situation, just with bitter women instead.

That being said, those women hang around too many black guys if they think any of that language's representative of men in general.

The post should be titled "Common Buck Nigger Phrases."

Whites do not say most of this stuff.

The author's a dyke anyway.

God OP this is so fucking obvious. Just listen up OP, just fucking shut your whore mouth and listen while a man speaks.

Females…
Men don't like it when it's not even like that. I like my woman "natural". Yea, I don't like girls who wear makeup. What you mean no, why not? You females be wildin' you. Unbreakable?! They LIE, dammit! Females are strong as hell! Unbreakable?! They LIE, dammit! Females are strong as hell! Unbreakable?! They LIE, dammit! Females are strong as hell! Unbreakable?! They LIE, dammit! Females are strong as hell! Unbreakable?! They LIE, dammit! Females are strong as hell! Unbreakable?! They LIE, dammit! Females are strong as hell! I just hit you up to tell you I'm sorry. Not all men, you just choose the wrong ones. A woman's place is crazy smh. Anyway…wyd. Nah, cause listen I'm my own man. You should smile more. I just been busy why you look so mean? Ohhhhh shit that's a wrong NUMBAH! Go to sleep little nigga! Go to sleep little nigga! Worldstar! Worldstar! Worldstar! Wooorldstaarrr….wooooorrrlldddsssttaaaarrrrr…….woooow. Wassup bighead? Why you acting like that? You deadass? Smh. Send me a pic. Nah, cause listen…it be like that sometimes. Get it?

I must be a different breed.

nice trips of truth

The fuck is this thread?

That's why you're going to be alone forever.


You just tripping. White girls evolving bruh.

You always mad about somethin

>>>/tumblr/

Woooooow. Why you look so mean?

Why you acting like that? You know you miss me

Sounds like nigger phrases, as a white man I use none of these.

I'm different. Girls can't. Wassup bighead?
Sit down somewhere.

So it's like that? *lip smack* Woooooooowww

I’m a nice guy, why you frontin’ on me?

You females always send me a pic. Smh ok. I don't have hoes. I have female friends. He let you have friends?

Females…

Why it gotta be all like that?

you are doing it wrong op

I'd like to think that I'm able to handle this kind of shit better than SJWs handle getting triggered, but you've got a point. I did let myself get baited, and I really shouldn't care about what someone else thinks.


Good point. I guess both are examples of people who don't know enough people of the opposite gender to avoid stereotyping them.

It’s not even like that

Notice how many of them are Dindu tounge

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I will force the word boobanimals in german and english into their heads until it sticks.

boobanimals?

He's trying to analyze the tumblrina's perspective. He doesn't necessarily agree with it.

Na didnt mean it in the beastility way your image describes it. That is not really needed. They are flaunting their fertility attributes in the most convincing way already. They are more like animals with a sophisticated way to pronounce them, those fucking tits.

uh, excuse me, but half of this shit is jive-nigga talk

“White girls evolving bruh”
“Fuck you, bitch! You ugly anyways!”
“Bitches aint shit”
“ you just tripping ”
“You need to stop fucking with those fuck niggas”
“Why it gotta be all like that?”
“You females be wildin’ yo”
“I’m a nice guy, why you frontin’ on me?!”

English… do yous speek eet?

Most of these can all be used against men without even changing the wordage
>>>/reddit/

This list was made by fat, unemployed women that watch a lot of Maury.

Dayum

"where's the mayonnaise?"

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Niggers.

Just another reason not to race mix.

I've heard, or used, exactly two of these in my entire life.

This sounds like a list of phrases women THINK men use, but in reality only a few are used.

Dubs of truth