You're at a bar with your gf. You leave her for a few to go mingle with some friends...

same actually

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I'd throw your 90lb ass into the dance floor and stomp you into a coma you little bitch

fucking lol @ all the wannabe tough guy FUCCBOIs in this thread

which one of the homo mods decided we can't say [email protected]/* */?

Also my gf is pretty defensive herself. So if you got flirtatious or sketchy you'd be fucking in for it.

I walk over to the two of you in a confident manner, and cut into whatever retarded bullshit you're spewing as if you were not even there. Then i'd only have to wait a few seconds before your autism wore off and you half-comprehended that standing there arkwardly postured and silent glaring at your feet, was the most awkward shit in the world - at which point you'd walk off in shame.

If i confont you it's because you are so retarded that you could not take multiple hints from my gf to leave her alone.

Honestly might do this. Really don't know if you have tard strength or not. Either way you probably just mant to make sure the bar glasses are arranged in descending order from most to least full.

It's like you're asking to get your ass kicked.

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