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baby flank

It's roadkill!

Did he look like this guy?

What the fuck am I doing

idk mane but youd idn't give us a tiemstamp so you probablby rarent posting :DDDD

Eat it, while mastubating in a kindergarden playground.

Reroll

whoa dude, small penis

Nah just didn't have a hard-on. And the meat was covering most of my penis.

you are putting some horseradish sauce on it and maybe a sprig of parsley

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Fine

op is delivering…

That was probably the first time in 100,000 years of history that somebody said that.

inb4 long pig

OP here. Just cooked and consumed the meat. Tasted fine to me.

If i get sick i'll make a new thread if this one dies.

Did you buy it from one of those niggers who says they couldn't off load all the meat, but can give you a great deal if you buy some?

you dont know much about humans do you

Nah it was a white guy. He wanted to sell my a whole box of sirloins for $20 but I just ended up getting those for $2.50 a piece.

I wouldn't buy meat from some sketchy nigger outside a gas station

yeah, gas stations are just no place for that

Fucking stop giving the LMAO's hints you faggot

I am impressed that, in a nation with an at-least-mediocre food safety authority, you have chosen to put something that could be ANYTHING into your body, from a guy who has to take NO responsibility.

Live dangerously, eh?

this, op is disgusting

I ate it hours ago and am fine. I am not the only person who has bought meat from him either, I have seen him around for weeks now. It may not be USDA inspected but it seems to be fine. Sure it's a little shady, but putting my dick literally onto the meat was probably the most unsafe or disgusting thing I've done.

Sometimes I think I am the only sane person on this bitch of an Earth.

..and your tapeworm is fine also.

I cooked it thoroughly. Like I said I'll make a follow up thread if I do get sick

No, don't make a thread immediately.
First, go back to the gas station and ask the guy to pay your medical costs. Post the results.

That way, we'll have a really amusing thread.

I'm not expecting anyone to pay my medical costs. I willingly took a risk by eating meat I bought in a parking lot.

Not sure what you're driving at.

I'm just wondering if, in the long run, you will lose or save money on this deal.
I would bet on "lose". Because you live in the nation that uses sickness as an opportunity to screw money out of you. Am I right?
If you were living in a slightly socialist place, this would not be so funny.

Reroll for this shit. Do it sodomite

I know I get myself into some weird situations but christ, how did this come about?

OH FUCK, I just remembered a little skit from a comedy show which is applicable to this whole thread.

The one way to be pretty sure when buying meat illegally is to see if its still in its original packaging from a supermarket. if a crackhead sells you this it should be fine.

The other reason the meat might be available is if the guy is a hunter and wanted to make a bit of money.

The final answer is the crooked slaughterhouse looking to get rid of shitty meat, you should be careful of this shit. Chink,viets,indians have been doing this scam recently with (often very) expired meat from brazil and america.

They get shitty meat and bleach it in lye to kill the smell and bring the colour back into the meat.

Most of it comes from meat deep frozen for food reserves in the 1980s that was never eaten.

usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/06/24/china-smuggled-frozen-meat-40-years-old/29208679/

did you eat the meat yet?

"fell off the truck"

Smell it. If it smells like meth head crotch, it's shoplift meat.