Man my dick is so hard right now. It wants to be in a pussy so bad...

Man my dick is so hard right now. It wants to be in a pussy so bad. I used to think women were worthless and offer nothing, and the pussy is not enough. now I see their pussy is their important part. I thought about how one would cut off their own head in public without a guillotine and decided there it is probably impossible. womens fucking pussies. that might be the only valuable part of them but its a helluva value as long as its nice and tight and hasnt been fucked too much.

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You could tie a wire between two telephone poles at neck level then drive full speed into it on a motorcycle

Just get a fleshlight you fucking drama queen.

smh

Don't get me wrong, I've given up on trying to date or be friends with women because I always have to feed every single conversation to make it flow… but you've never had a conversation with a woman deeper than your dreams of your penis inside a vagina.

OP speaks, capitalism has responded.

Grow up.

I just meant fleshlight as a generic term not the absolutely disgusting western brand name.
Personally I have a tenga flip and its amazing and isn't a pain in the ass to clean.
Plus you can actually see inside of it so you aren't unknowingly sticking your dick in a moldy hole if you fail to clean it properly.

I've never used a Tenga product but /jp/'s onahole general back on halfchan always used to shit on them for sacrificing suction and feeling for ease of cleanup. I bet they're not even modeled after lolis either. I got a Virgin Age: Admission a few weeks ago to replace my dying Lolinco and I feel that it properly simulates a little girl's vagina.