Holla Forums I found the perfect girl shes smart, funny, listens when I speak instead of it only being the vice versa (and actually remembers what I talk about) shes my age listens to good music, shes into ttats and piercings as I am, and over all shes extremely attractive both mentally and physically.. but theres one problem : she is adamantly anti having kids. which at first I thought she only meant popping them out which was fine cause I'm sterile anyways but now I think it might be against fostering/adopting children as well. ion know I mean I think it might just be a short term thing like no kids right now but ion know.
its not that I wanted a loli (if I did I could probably find a Mexican or cuban family willing to sell me their daughter) I just want a family you know?
Brandon Anderson
y not doge?
Nolan Martin
If 8/b/ wasn't fucked up beyond hope I would call you a madman, or just a retard, but since Holla Forums isn't what it used to be anymore: Merry her then. Yshes smart, funny, listens when I speak instead of it only being the vice versa (and actually remembers what I talk about) shes my age listens to good music, shes into ttats and piercings as I am, and over all shes extremely attractive both mentally and physically I already told you what to do. So where the fuck is your problem? You couldn't even get her pregnant if you wanted to and adoption will always be an option later on and won't run away ever. Those orphans will keep on coming and they will always appreciate your help. If you found a girl you like, stick with her. If it turns out that you don't like her any-more leave her. That's how things go, that's how they always went, and that's how things will go for all the time you will ever see. Also: There are only two kinds of people who never change their opinio. The stupid and the dead. One day you might wake up and feel like having a child would be stupid, one day she might wake up and really want to have a child. Maybe that will be the same day you decide against it and the situation will reverse. Only time will tell. Now go back to reddit, you promiscuous sterile FUCCBOI.
Justin Bailey
I'm not promiscuous? also I don't go on reddit anymore since highschool
Oliver Nguyen
I don't have any b8 pictures at the moment so this picture of Costanza lying face down in his underwear will have to do
Samuel Cook
I'm not baiting
I used reddit to do essays and shit in highschool
and I'm actually celibate for about a year and a half now tbh
Adam Diaz
And yet you still type like a redditor. Go ahead and guess how I know
Jeremiah Morgan
I doth declare a dubs thread. Check mine.
Cooper Murphy
That's a good thing
I'd take her.
Leo Allen
pics or GTFO
Owen Gutierrez
Its the opposite of my situation. My girlfriend really wants kids but I really don't.
Leo Thompson
When she hits mid 30's she'll have red wine drunken fits over not having them. Patience, user-san.
Oh here's your (cuck) btw
Kevin Ortiz
Holla Forums Girlfriend Exchange Program is a go?
Alexander Gray
wew lad
Austin Thompson
I've got an old vehicle, got any new Mercedes?
Eli Torres
My one needs a bit of work
Nathaniel Ross
If I came in her mouth, would she get pregnant?
Lucas Lewis
Sure, can I trade my no GF to someone who doesn't want theirs?
Preferably a smart funny attractive dank memer girl.
Adrian Long
just imagine the birth…
Adrian Nguyen
Is this a good visual reference?
Benjamin Richardson
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Connor Lewis
I-Is that Piccolo?
Ryan Bennett
no, it's king.
piccolo is in his mouth.
Caleb Allen
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Jonathan Morales
stop
Brandon Thomas
fite me irl faget
Zachary Hughes
you're too stronk for me
have a trap furry image that I turned back to female out of autistic morality using MS paint.
Lucas Harris
I'm not joking.
skip to 2:50
David Gonzalez
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Adrian Taylor
I love Dragon Ball so much. Everything past the Saiyajin Saga (meaning most of the stuff the anime referred to as "Dragon Ball Z") is fucking shit and has completely blundered the story.
People seriously need to watch the good old regular Dragon Ball stuff.
Nathaniel Butler
Frieza and the Saiyans are one Saga. To ignore Frieza is to miss a whole bunch of the Saiyan Saga. Sure, we can divide further, but my point is, skipping Frieza is dumb.
Dominic Harris
If you can live without those two things then I got one.
Oliver Barnes
Thats not her, this is.
Jaxson Gutierrez
I thought it was well-established both from a narrative and from overall fan consensus standpoint that the Saiyajin saga is separate from the Frieza saga. The first mention of Frieza doesn't even come until after Vegeta is defeated if I remember correctly. dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_sagas
My point was, I fucking hate the Frieza saga. This one was the one that tore off all the boundaries and committed a sin that I cannot forgive. They made new Dragon Balls in that saga. The rule has always been that people can only be revived once. The fact that Toriyama would just create new Dragon Balls so he could just infinitely revive dead characters after he kills off them fair and square is, in my opinion, a fundamental shift in the writing (which was never that great, to be honest) that was followed up by more and more lazy cop-outs. The moment the Namekian Dragon Balls were introduced is the moment when death lost all meaning and for me, in retrospect (I loved Dragon Ball Z as a kid), the moment when there's nothing more to care for.
Fuck you, Frieza saga.
Jackson Butler
Keep in mind that Goku has never been revived with the Dragon Balls since the Namek Dragon Balls were introduced. They just came up with different ways for him to come back to life anyway.
Carson Howard
That doesn't matter. If Toriyama wanted death to have any meaning, he should have not created new Dragon Balls to remove the very sensible restriction of one revival per character. If he liked the characters too much to kill them off, he should just not have killed them more than once.
Son Goku only dies twice, as far as I know, and he was revived by being given life the second time, which is also bullshit, but that was already at the point where the series was beyond redemption.
Owen Gomez
There can still be real death. Goku and Vegeta only get to keep their bodies because they're among the universe's greatest heroes. Anyone else would be dead for real, assuming they weren't revived within a year. And even in the case of someone who gets to keep their body after death, if they die again while they're already dead, then they're dead for real.
Evan Gonzalez
If I remember correctly, that threat only ever existed in the Buu saga, and even then, none of the main cast was affected by this.
Contrast this to a series like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, where the possibility of main characters dying (save for the JoJo of each part (wink)) is very real and it sometimes happens suddenly with little to no warning. Even though JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is the undefeated king of ass-pulls, I am much more emotionally invested because death actually happens to the main cast.
When Muten Roshi and Krillin first died in Dragon Ball, and the Dragon Balls weren't fucking easy to get, and Shenron was killed, that was really dramatic because there was a possibility of those deaths being permanent. Compare that to Dragon Ball Z's later arcs where, while characters still play it up, being killed is merely a temporary nuisance.
Samuel Fisher
Yeah, degenerates like you shouldn't be having kids anyway.
Dylan Gutierrez
So fuck her until you find a girl that wants kids
Jordan Wood
It didn't come up until then, but Vegeta was affected by it when he tried to fight Buu while still dead. You say they still play up death, but not really. Vegeta's death was scary for him because he knew he was a bad guy and Supreme Kai told him that he wouldn't get to keep his body like Goku did (even though he turned out to be wrong). But otherwise, the heroes literally allow everyone on Earth to get killed because they know they can revive them. Which is ridiculous, sure, but the danger now is if they allow Buu to destroy the World of the Kais and go out and destroy the rest of the universe. They can be revived as much as they want but it doesn't matter if he destroys the afterlife and they can't beat him anyway.
Dragon Ball just has larger stakes, where you're dealing with the afterlife and gods and not just the mortal universe but the land of the dead being destroyed as well. This can be done badly, and I agree that the earlier stories were overall better, but it doesn't inherently make it bad.
Also, if you watch Dragon Ball Super, you'll be super pissed. They explicitly introduced a way to break even the few rules that the Namek Dragon Balls and Dende's Dragon Balls have. So presumably they could even revive someone who ceased to exist or had reincarnated now. But that show isn't even about fighting. It's just about Goku and his friends eating pudding.
Isaiah Bailey
I watched the first episode of DBS and never looked back. My brother still watches it every week, but for him it's a guilty pleasure and he says it's pretty shitty and probably not worth watching.
I like high stakes, but if there are never any real consequences, and if even the few rules that are in place are constantly being bent for convenience, you just get numbed to it.
Jose Ortiz
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Charles Kelly
teepee in bunghole?
Gabriel Nguyen
only for the great cornholio
Aaron Robinson
Proceed
Andrew Clark
Would you stick in that hole?
Bentley Carter
This maybe…
Gavin James
ur kinky fam xD
Hunter Scott
jus a lil
Jeremiah Parker
...
Jaxson Watson
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Hunter Rogers
haha i lub sum bbc :DDD
Elijah Hill
bby want 2 rawdog?
Carter Bell
I mean you aren't wrong
doesn't mean I still aint gonna have none either way
Adrian Hall
so. not perfect. fuck off
Brody Long
What if she tattoos ancient mathematical theorems that have yet to be understood on her body so they won't be erased and forgotten and pierces parts of her body in such a manner as to increase the blood flow to more relevant parts of her body, as to, for example, increase blood flow to her brain? Would that not make her perfect?
Justin Gray
I could imagine a group of old men in the library pouring over her naked body seeking to understand the secrets of the universe.
Anthony Powell
oh gez its weird enough with her having done nude modeling and knowing that some nerf lord in his moms basement is fapping to my girls nudes
Colton Sanders
like your dad?
Sebastian Perez
tbh probably
like that's almost exactly my biological father plus hard drugs and alcohol
that's why ion talk to him or my mother
Elijah Sanders
Can you provide some of that material? I promise, I will only use it for pure purposes.
Alexander Lee
I will not
have fun looking
ill give a hint
Wisconsin tattoos forehead piercing
I believe she had blue hair during the shoot
happy hunting user
Colton Brooks
Forehead piercing—as in lobotomy?
Colton Moore
as in a dermal piercing on her forehead
I'm the one who constanty tells her I want an icepick lobotomy though
Oliver Morris
Do you really do or do you just say that during sex?
John Wood
well I mean more along the lines of when I get a headache which is ALL THE GODDAMN TIME
Tyler Turner
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Jacob Sullivan
fair enough
I hope so
I feel like wed make cute babies
Jeremiah Taylor
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Tyler Gutierrez
I mean all women are insane but shes an acceptable level of insane for me
Luke Perry
She sounds like a walking case of hep C. Covered in tats and full of holes that are sure to heal over funny and turn into cyst later on in life her not having kids is for the best. Her daughter would get knocked up at 13 and any son she had would be a shut in pussy who kills himself after his wifu gets thrown out by his concerned feminist mother. Your best bet is to drop your load in that cum dumpster and move on to a frumpy nag that wants to carry on your genes and will be to afraid of never finding someone else to leave you.
Jaxson Clark
I'm good ima go with the loyal loving tatted chick and disregard anything you just described
also
you make it sound like she got any of her work done unprofessionally
Isaiah Young
get lots of cats as a substitute. when I marry my waifu I plan on adopting 4 or 5 cats.
Owen Nelson
she doesn't want kids? get a vasectomy and have her get the fem equivalent of that (i forget the word), and then fuck like rabbits for as long as you live.