Date Advice

*muslima

my advice is: don't

This

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they actually do that?

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Take her for Indian food. Sure the stuff looks like buckets of hurl, but it tastes good.
then get her naked and lick her hairy legs.

Reminder that there is only one attractive indian girl on the entire planet, the rest are disgusting.

better when they're younger

they get really ugly when old, too much sun

Take her to the loo