Nuclear tests were trying to kill Kong

Isn't this the same premise with Godzilla?

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also Kong gets tentacle raped

you'd think so, but it's not

Same universe

wow that gave away a lot. I'm surprised they brought back the octopus from Godzilla vs King Kong.

They changed like, two words in the sentence, it's completely different op!

The Director is a literal cuckold. Stop advertising this trash.

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well, it was the same "archival footage" they had in Godzilla 2016, and being that it's a shared universe now, he could be talking about godzilla instead.

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Tom Tull got cucked by the Chinamen too

Stop bumping this cuck porn thread.

The movie is about a giant nigger. What did you expect?


That makes sense. This is probably before when Godzilla takes place and his existence is still hush hushed.

Are katana's losing their popualrity? I know they were popular in the 80's because Americans didn't know much about Japanese culture and had an obsession with ninjas back then. But I've seen traditional European swords come back into fashion. With Game of Thrones and even TFA with its crossguard lightsaber the aesthetic of the European sword is returning. Will European swords replace the katana in terms of popularity?

Are you telling me Kong is the biggest BBC in 2017?

Yes you might be able to see his == BIG BLACK DINGUS ==

big black dingus

I hope they bring back the blackface.

post a rage comic
dead meme

what did he mean by this?

EXPAND DONG

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Another movie I won't watch in theater.

Ok so far fall 2016-early 2017 killed my hype for


On one hand I'm glad because now I've saved what, 100 bucks? But on the other there are only a couple of films left that I'm interested in watching this year and one of them I know will be dogshit BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING MICHEAL BAY FILM (can't skip it though, Unicron's gotta be admired on the big screen also Nemesis Prime).

Why the fuck did I even pay 25 bucks for club membership in my local theater… all the movies I thought were cool are turning out to be shit.

Fucking hindsight, always 20/20.

If I knew it I would have never get the membership card.

Fuck Hollywood, fuck movies.

May as well just torrent and enjoy some good old 90s films.

Except they enstablished they could only discover this island thanks to satellite tech in the 70s.

wait they're finally doing Unicron in the Transformer movies? Honestly, I stopped watching them after the 3rd one so I know they'll fuck it up.

We still have Lego Batman next month!

They look fine. Nolan always pit out a decent or good movie.
Ridley is hit and miss

Will kong sexually harass the girl in this movie too?

This is hot as fuck. They're getting rid of the skimpy outfit for the reboot. Even jackson's kong had a torn dress.

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