Thoghts?
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Thoghts?
Well, I read that eating pork and *not* fucking goats it good for you…
They can't both be right…
NEWS FLASH
ALLAH HAS BEEN ARRESTED
The deity Allah, believed to be a recent immigrant from the Middle East, was today charged for graffiti.
It is alleged that he wrote his name on dozens of pomegranates, clouds and other objects belonging to local citizens.
"This guy can work miracles. You'd think that he would find something more constructive to do" said the arresting officer.
Allah is older than Time, older than Creation itself, and so he is being charged as an adult.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm citation needed
whoa
All ritual behavior is relaxing.
Ask anybody with OCD
do you know of anyone we can ask
Supposing this is true.
Chanting the Quran really makes you more healthy.
Then the obvious question is;
does it have to be the Quran, or will any book have the same result?