Why aren't you in love, Holla Forums???

ever since that 'western cartoon waifus' thread i've seen a big resurgence in creepy susie interest here
it's great.
maybe the oblongs will get popular again as a result and adult swim will put it back on although probably not considering how shit it is now

also, obligatory
please

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Because you're 3D

The kind of girls I could fall in love with are NEET anime sluts who play video games and don't go outside.

It's almost impossible to find a good looking one who isn't fat and doesn't have a mental illness.

are you dumping porn because I can dump porn too
albeit with a little story

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Tripfagging/namefagging is classic stuff user

oh.
besides who would date someoe off of 8ch

jus thought I contribute somthing

I'm gonna kill myself now

do it nignog
but post some creepy susie before you go

I have been multiple times, but got fucked over every time so I just kinda washed my hands of it. Kind of a shit show.

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SUSIE, SUSIE, SUSIE

Infatuation is an incredibly unpleasant experience to me.

Last girlfriend threw a flare at my front door after i broke up with her in a nice manner AFTER she got a new boyfriend, as well as turning all my shitty friends against me bcuz shitty friends that are male will choose any cute girl's presence over a guy no matter how likable his personality is, I live at home with my father and use a bike to get to work and women don't date guys unless they have a car (which is kinda a benefit as well if you ask me). Last girlfriend still txts me every couple months to remind me she exists, even after saying her new boyfriend that cheated on her 5-6 times with different girls is better than me because he's not me. In conclusion, one bitch has ruined the entire female sex's chances of a relationship with me bcuz i realized after I stopped approaching girls for even friendship, they depend on a male to do everything. They can't hold a conversation unless i keep feeding the conversation, They can't tell you how they feel unless you say it first, They can't ask to spend time with you bcuz they expect you to do it and ive had enough of it.

MODS

o shit, i didn't even notice that. everyone guess the ages before mods come,
17 and 13.

I didn't say I can't attract girls, I said I can't attract girls I can fall in love with, without work I'm unwilling to do.

I'm fat, poor, and middle aged. If I work out I'll be a 7/10. If I also get my teeth fixed I'll be an 8/10. But the kjnd of girl I want wouldn't really care about that. I'm not into shallow girls.

I will only fall in love with a deeply submissive, intelligent, gentle, hard-working girl who can share my values of humanism and utilitarianism. She also has to be at least 6/10 in appearance and in decent shape.

To attract that kind of girl would have to work my ass off for several years to be able to support her, get my body in shape, and prove I have the discipline and abilities to be worthy of her.

Cause she died Holla Forums

15 and 12
hurr am talk like retard, no know how to make sentence

I'm am in love, she just lives on the other side of the world and doesn't know I exist. I'll be with her some day though.

why did you call me a faggot?

And you fucks are retards for not knowing how to use basic shit on this website
and I have been wondering if mods and see a post if you delete it
You niggers aren't worth proofreading shit

cuz you like dick

caught me

Well, I don't really have a big dick, but I do have boipussy

"Why aren't you dangling from the ganties of your local motorway, anons?"

Shit's scary and most of us aren't fit for it. Also my first gf basically cucked me on our last date, got with a guy right infront of me. Someone is always waiting to snuff out your happiness for a bit of momentary pleasure - even if you thought you could trust them.

see previous reply
only mods and the person who uploaded the picture can delete it retard

so are mods gonna delete this or are they gonna do it after they're done jerking off?

SEE the post, you literate fuck

Lighten up. I mean, the mods will remove it b/c this is 8cuck and the spirit of old Fredrick died with him in the pigpen, but it's not an illegal picture.

what makes you think just because you have cream on your tits it does not make it nudity?
source: justice.gov/criminal-ceos/citizens-guide-us-federal-law-child-pornography
as far as I know 8ch.net is subject to USA laws

scratch that, it's not cream but soap
to further explain my point the image posted is sexually suggestive and both parties are naked, while the girl on the left MIGHT be 18 the one on the right is most certainly bellow that, as such the image is sexually suggestive, therefore a Chinese Painting

I am in love.

With Romanian dance music.

And all other forms of pure sexiness. High standards.

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They haven't built my waifu yet.

because love is a neural chemical con job

It's time for all of you fags to turn off your devices, get offline, and go sit ouside, and do nothing but stare at the sky for 3 hours. Do it… Right now.

it is dark outside, and I live in niggerville

I am in love with myself OP

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WE WANT SUSIE
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WE WANT SUSIE