Last night, I finally manned up enough to get a hooker and lose my virginity. Right up...

At first I thought OP meant the hooker had a needle shoved up her twat

it's the next day OP you massive faggholio
post the goddamn xrays

This, for fucks sake.

Okay faggots, OP here and as much as I still don't believe in aliens, I'm starting to think there's something really fucky going on. I went to the appointment with the doctor I first talked to, but after waiting for six hours, a nurse told me to go home because the doctor would not see me. She didn't tell me why, so on my way out I asked some other nurses and doctors on the way if they knew anything and one of the doctors that I also saw told me that doctor had called in sick. He also told me the X-rays had supposedly vanished. I'm not buying that they somehow just happened to accidentally get lost somehow in a hundred years. More fucky? I had the most fucked up nightmares in years, I can't really remember clearly but I kept waking up literally soaked in sweat, but in the morning my dick did not hurt almost at all anymore, I fapped twice and it just stung a little when I came and feels kinda weird when I piss. No idea what the hell this is, sorry I couldn't post the X-rays or see them again myself to even describe them in detail…

OP is obviously shitting us
Jimmies pretty rustled but it was a cool story so I guess it wasnt that bad
Well played OP, cheers

Post a picutre of your dick as compensation.

I once swallowed a ball bearing, pooped it out the next day

keep the updates coming nignog
even if this is fake it's at least interesting

OP is a FUCCBOI

ayy lmao