Weird feeling when masturbating

I live next to a playground and dumpster right next to the main road of my apt complex. its noisy as nig nogs at a dindu factory.

I always feel weird masturbating, espically when huge groups of parents/kids stop bye mid stroke and ruin my experience.

anyone else have any weird jerkoff stories where thy constantly interrupted/in a bad location? feed me feels Holla Forums

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my bad

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(you)

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YOUR MEMES ARE BAD, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

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I lve near a playground. When kids scream I prematurely ejaculate.

Drives me nuts. I just can't get my wank on without some little girl screaming and making me cum.